Bryan
28-12-2005, 16:53
This is an ungoing script following the life of Fatfighters leader Marjorie Dawes, the events follow the final episode of Little Britain series 3...
Community Centre
Tom Baker: Its quater past armpit, and this fat cow is feeling sorry for herself...
Marjorie is sitting alone, Celine Dion's "All By Myself Is Playing", Marjorie is crying to her self whilst binging on Walkers Crisps, Cadburys Chocolate and Hega Daes ice cream.
Marjorie: One for me...*eats* and one for me... *eats*...and suprise suprise another one for me! *sobs*. Meera! Oh where are you my asian friend! I miss you! I miss all you fatty bum bums! Who else can i take out my hatred of fat people on! Come back you fat gits before i eat myself into an oblivian!
Pat walks back into the room.
Marjorie: Pat! Pat! Oh it's fat Pat! I knew youd come back...i know you love me! Oh bless you darling...
Marjorie runs over to hug Pat but she darts Marjorie.
Pat: Erm...i just come back for my coat...
Marjorie: Typical...you fat cow!
Pat: Right thats it! Im going!
Marjorie gets down on her knees
Marjorie: Come on Pat! Im down on my chubby little knees! I need you! I need your flab! I need all you fat gits to come back...i didnt mean what i said...and if i did it's your fault for being fat...
Pat: I dont have to listen to this...
Marjorie grabs hold of Pat's legs...Pat walks off dragging Marjorie with her.
Marjorie: *husky like Frank Butcher* Pat! Pat! Dont leave me Pat!
Paul comes in to help Pat.
Paul: Get off her you nutter!
Marjorie: Well look who it isnt...mr man tits himself!
Marjorie lets go off Pat's feet, Paul bends down to face marjorie.
Paul: We may be overweight, but atleast we're happy, at least we have friends...whereas you...your nothing but a fat ugly old cow!
Marjorie builds up a mouthful of flem and gobs in Pauls face. He whipes it off and walks off with Pat. Marjorie is on the floor shouting abuse at the pair.
Marjorie: I am not ugly...or old... yeah i may be a couple of pounds over weight, but youuuuuuu, my porky freinds, are someat else!!!!
A shadow cats over Marjorie she looks up and sees the leader of Fatfighters, arms folded giving her dirty looks...
Marjorie: *whispers* oh ****...
Community Centre
Tom Baker: Its quater past armpit, and this fat cow is feeling sorry for herself...
Marjorie is sitting alone, Celine Dion's "All By Myself Is Playing", Marjorie is crying to her self whilst binging on Walkers Crisps, Cadburys Chocolate and Hega Daes ice cream.
Marjorie: One for me...*eats* and one for me... *eats*...and suprise suprise another one for me! *sobs*. Meera! Oh where are you my asian friend! I miss you! I miss all you fatty bum bums! Who else can i take out my hatred of fat people on! Come back you fat gits before i eat myself into an oblivian!
Pat walks back into the room.
Marjorie: Pat! Pat! Oh it's fat Pat! I knew youd come back...i know you love me! Oh bless you darling...
Marjorie runs over to hug Pat but she darts Marjorie.
Pat: Erm...i just come back for my coat...
Marjorie: Typical...you fat cow!
Pat: Right thats it! Im going!
Marjorie gets down on her knees
Marjorie: Come on Pat! Im down on my chubby little knees! I need you! I need your flab! I need all you fat gits to come back...i didnt mean what i said...and if i did it's your fault for being fat...
Pat: I dont have to listen to this...
Marjorie grabs hold of Pat's legs...Pat walks off dragging Marjorie with her.
Marjorie: *husky like Frank Butcher* Pat! Pat! Dont leave me Pat!
Paul comes in to help Pat.
Paul: Get off her you nutter!
Marjorie: Well look who it isnt...mr man tits himself!
Marjorie lets go off Pat's feet, Paul bends down to face marjorie.
Paul: We may be overweight, but atleast we're happy, at least we have friends...whereas you...your nothing but a fat ugly old cow!
Marjorie builds up a mouthful of flem and gobs in Pauls face. He whipes it off and walks off with Pat. Marjorie is on the floor shouting abuse at the pair.
Marjorie: I am not ugly...or old... yeah i may be a couple of pounds over weight, but youuuuuuu, my porky freinds, are someat else!!!!
A shadow cats over Marjorie she looks up and sees the leader of Fatfighters, arms folded giving her dirty looks...
Marjorie: *whispers* oh ****...