The Confession Thread

[~charlie-lou~]

I thought it was about time we had one of these!! OK, so on here, we just post our confessions, as many as we like, or if preferred just one or two. Unfortunately it can't be anonymous, but it might help us if we can get stuff off our chests! I'll start (I swear nobody will want to know me on here after this!)

I once.....


Went out of our girls' school at the end of the day with my best friend, went to the park down the road, flashed a bunch of chavs and smoked a load of cigarettes! (To prove to my friend that just because I'm posh doesn't mean I'm boring!)
When I was 8, I got into a temper with my parents when they gave my present to my sisters because I had been rude, then I told them they were 'bloody unfair' and threw a vase at the wall!!!!
Nicked an entire pack of sweeties from the chemist's!
Told my mother if she didn't reconnect the TV which she had just unplugged, I'd feed all the butter in the house to the dog and hide ALL her makeup
Received a report where I got a 1 for attainment(the top mark, thankfully!) but a C/D for effort, and I put it threw the shredder!
Snogged a guy just to get back at my friend because she fancied him and had of late been rather mean to me
Told my father he was the most useless father in the world and I wished he'd leave and never come back (said that many times, not something I'm proud of), before taking a load of hardback books and hurling them down the stairs at him.
Pushed my sister down the stairs
Started being interested in a guy all of a sudden on a double date who I had not shown much interest in.... until he mentioned that he was a multi-millionaire with 3 houses!! (Oh dear lol) :p


I think that's enough for now anyway! Your turn!!!!!!!

[willsmummy]

I have done too much stuff which is not for here, mostly involving alcohol in some quantity.

I did have a fling with a professor from university once. I was 20, he was 42. It was all very secretive and exciting!

[alkalinetrio]

i was ate a jacket potatoe while sitting on a chair ooooooooooooooooooo big one but everyone keep it hush hush yeah thanks:P

[hazey]

When I was 8 I begged my mum for a Apple,she said you cant be hungry,you eat all of that or you will be in trouble.got halfway through and couldn't eat anymore so put it down the loo.....Yes you got it,it blocked the loo and flooded the house, I was in double trouble for that.

did many naugthy things to teachers at school. Super glued the chair,so the french teachers skirt got stuck,glued locks,let down teachers bike tyres, hid work books any thing to get off doing lessons really.

[~charlie-lou~]

I have done too much stuff which is not for here, mostly involving alcohol in some quantity.

I did have a fling with a professor from university once. I was 20, he was 42. It was all very secretive and exciting!

Oooh willsmummy! :p :nono: :cheer:

I'm glad I'm not the only person who does bad stuff!!! There's other stuff just too bad to reveal...

[Jade]

At school, I locked the home ecconomics teacher in a cuppboard, stuck super glue in a lock to a class room and called a teacher Penfold (from danger mouse) to his face.

I once told a bloke that I was out celebrating my 18 when really it was my 17, and went out with him for about a month, then I dumped him for kissing me on the forehead!!

um thats all I can think of for the moment, i'm sure there is a lot more.

[~charlie-lou~]

When I was 13, ie last year, at the summer ball where they had invited boys' schools over to our girls' one, I let a 16 year old boy who had been asking me out for ages who I didn't really fancy feel me up and put his mitts up my dress, just because our evil, evil COW of a teacher (who loathed me) had just told us we had to stay inside (we were outside on the bench) and no contact other than dancing and kissing.

She was FUUURIOUS. :D