Pea Wars - Episode 1: The Phantom Pea

[feelingyellow]

Hey everyone! I am writing a story about peas that includes sb members! Hope you all like it peeps ... here's the first few parts ... :p

Part 1

Steff: So we meet again.
Lea: Yes we do.
Steff: The money?
Lea: Yes, here it is.
Steff: Don't tell the police about this.
Lea: I won't.
Steff: If they found out, I might to back to prison.
Lea: Don't worry I won't - I couldn't risk it.

Lea gets home and opens her packet of peas and starts eating them.

Lea: Ah bliss.

Part 2

Police car: Nee-nor-nee-nor!
Lea: Omigod - they're gonna get them! *hides peas*
Police man: *knock knock*
Lea: No one's in!!
Police man: But I just heard you
Lea: ******* it! *answers door* Just take me - not the peas - NEVER THE PEAS!
Police man: Sorry Miss, but we have too.
Lea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *faints*
Police man: *calls an ambulance*

Ambulance arrives

Nurse: What happened?
Police man: I tried to take the peas off her and she fainted.
Nurse: Another one!

Part 3

Steff: *is walking home with a bag of peas*
Mugger: Hey hey - I want those peas!! I'm going to mug you!!
Steff: No way!! *hits him over head with bag of peas*
Mugger: *is dead*
Steff: Oh ******* not again! *gets phone out*
Emmie: Hello, I'm a fruggy.
Steff: Hey Emmie, I need to escape the country -
Emmie: Again?
Steff: Yeah, well when people try to nick ya peas!!
Emmie: The *******ers!
Steff: I know, just get me a fake passport and all that.
Emmie: OK, will do.
Steff: Well at least your ok, my precious peas - I love you - will you marry me?
The Peas: Errrr *runs*

[CrazyLea]

lmfao!! i love it!

[alkalinetrio]

scary

[Jessie Wallace]

Yay, well done

[xStephaniex]

hahahaha its soooooooooooooooooo amazing i love it love it lovvvvvvvve it...haha why did the peas not marry me ?? is it coz i used them to kill the mugger, the peas were screaming, use me use me use me.

[feelingyellow]

lmao, thanks everyone :D

here's the next part - got to go to bed soon...

Emmie: OK, so here's your passport, your birth certificate, your condoms etc.
Steff: Condoms?
Emmie: What?
Steff: Why?
Emmie: You never know!
Steff: *cough - freak*
Emmie: That's Miss Freak to you!
Policecar: Nee-nor-nee-nor!
Steff: Oh no! My darling peas!
Emmie: We can't let them get them! Out the back!

Steff is running down the street when someone taps her on the shoulder. It's Scott - armed with rice-pudding.

Steff: Wtf?
Scott: You can't do this! I need those peas!
Steff: No they're mine!
Scott: No mine!
Steff: Mine!
Scott: Mine!
Policeman: Actually they're mine...

*Will Steff escape the country with her peas or will Scott steal them or the policeman capture them - find out soon....*

[CrazyLea]

lmao ooo very tense!!!

[Chloe O'brien]

hey yellow huney can i get a part maybe as a **** hot gun tooting babe with a sexy cop as a boss :D

[Kim]

Lol.. Great, more asap please.

[feelingyellow]

hey yellow huney can i get a part maybe as a **** hot gun tooting babe with a sexy cop as a boss :D

lmao, yeah sure i'll put that in somewhere :rotfl:

hehe, i'll be putting everyone in lol - if you do want a specific part anybody just say or if you DON'T want a part lol

thanks for the comments, ah you make a weird girl happy on christmas day! :D

[feelingyellow]

Policeman: Now hand em over ladies!
Scott: Hey! I ain't a lady, I'm a woman!
Policeman: OK, so hand over the peas!
Steff: Wait you're not a policeman - you're Lea!!
Policeman: Actually it's Leanna.
Steff: Whatever why are you trying to nick my peas?
Lea: Cos mine got taken away!! I need more!!
Steff: No way their mine!
Lea: No mine!
Steff: No mine!

*Steff and Lea start having a catfight*

Scott: Now this is my perfect Christmas present!

[CrazyLea]

:lol:
can imagine scott being like that actually lol
great part :D

[Chloe-Elise]

:lol: Lol. this is funny :D

[Abi]

:rotfl: Your mad....

[feelingyellow]

:rotfl: Your mad....

Hem hem - who has creepy looking people on their signature? But anyway, yes I am slightly. But it's Mrs Mad to you.


...



:p

[Abi]

They're not creepy people!!!!!!! Leave them alone!!!!!!

[feelingyellow]

They're not creepy people!!!!!!! Leave them alone!!!!!!

lol, i'm sorry but they just look creepy there or 'menacing' lol

[Abi]

They're not! :(

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Omg... :rolleyes:...

[feelingyellow]

They're not! :(

aww lol, i'm joking hunz - you're banner is so good cos it's meant to make them look like that so people have a big agruement over it lol

[feelingyellow]

Omg... :rolleyes:...

What!? lol, do you not like it Spicy? :p Or do you wanna become a character? :p

[feelingyellow]

hehe thanks for the comments :bow:

Eventually Lea got the peas and ran away with them.

Steff: NOOOOOO! Please don't - I really need them!
Lea: No way, they're mine all mine!
Steff: Your so unfair Leanna!
Lea: Yeah and?
Scott: o0o0o0o currychips! Yum yum!
Steff: Currychips? They are nothing compared to peas!
Scott: They are they're delicious! *takes some out of pocket* Go on try one!
Steff: Omigod! They're delicious! But nothing compared to my peas!
Scott: Peas are ok ... but currychips!
Lea: Rice-pudding is quite nice.
Scott and the rest of the anti-rice pudding gang: :eek:
Lea: What?
Emmie: *loads up gun*
Scott: *gets firewood*
Steff: *gets rope*
Emmie: Which way should we do it then?
Scott: I say all three.
Steff: OK then.
Emmie: Let's do this...

[willsmummy]

So mental, but very funny!!!!!

Can I be some evil bad ass Pea kidknapper?

[feelingyellow]

So mental, but very funny!!!!!

Can I be some evil bad ass Pea kidknapper?

hehe thanks yes you can :D i'll put that in sometime soon

and kath you're part is coming very soon, next part or the part after that i think :D

[willsmummy]

Thank you very much. !!!!

[shannisrules]

wow this is very mad but very funny keep it going

[CrazyLea]

do i die :( i dont wanna die lol :p

[feelingyellow]

do i die :( i dont wanna die lol :p

depends how nice you are to me :p

[CrazyLea]

emmina did i ever tell you how much i love your beak ;-)

[feelingyellow]

emmina did i ever tell you how much i love your beak ;-)

lmao, it wil take a lot more then that :p maybe some chocolates... :p

[willsmummy]

Can't wait for the next installment!

[CrazyLea]

lmao, it wil take a lot more then that :p maybe some chocolates... :p

well it just so happens i have a box of roses in front of me :p pick any you want except the barrels cause theyre allll mine!

[feelingyellow]

well it just so happens i have a box of roses in front of me :p pick any you want except the barrels cause theyre allll mine!

nope i want barrels :p and fudge :)

[CrazyLea]

udge ill give you a fudge.. but please dont make me part with the barrels pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[feelingyellow]

udge ill give you a fudge.. but please dont make me part with the barrels pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i'll let you have the caramel, but i want strawberry and orange! :p

[CrazyLea]

ermmm ok sorted :)

[feelingyellow]

The Police come

Policeman: OK, ladies break it up!
Scott: I've already said I'm a woman!

The Police Station

Kath: Hello I'm Kat-H I'm a Kat, and this is my boss Mr S. and let's just say that stands for something very very sick.
Mr S.: She means Scones.
Steff: Wtf?
Kath: Shall I get my wip out?
Lea: Sick people!!
Scott: Indiana Jones, yummy
Emmie: Why do I write this?
Scott: Hmm, dude where's my peas?
Mr S.: I like scones.

[CrazyLea]

lmao :p

[feelingyellow]

lmao :p

i just saved you :p just :p

[Emma-Lou]

This is mad but in a good way and its funny

[willsmummy]

Barmy.

[willsmummy]

Just thought, if I can't be the psychopathic mentalist pea kidknapper, can I please be an escape-pea from the Birds Eye Institute for Penal Reform?

[Tannie]

it's brilliant :p lmao :rotfl: please do more soon!!

[CrazyLea]

Just thought, if I can't be the psychopathic mentalist pea kidknapper, can I please be an escape-pea from the Birds Eye Institute for Penal Reform?

lmao!!!

[feelingyellow]

Just thought, if I can't be the psychopathic mentalist pea kidknapper, can I please be an escape-pea from the Birds Eye Institute for Penal Reform?

:rotfl: I'll see which one fits into the story best!

[xcutiekatiex]

hey this is so coool hehe its great cause its mad :)

[feelingyellow]

hey this is so coool hehe its great cause its mad :)

hehe thanks :)

everyone i will probs soon being do a new year pea thing yay lol!

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

What!? lol, do you not like it Spicy? :p Or do you wanna become a character? :p
The language used in this context is too much for me..

Yeah I want to be some ruddie please :rotfl:

[feelingyellow]

The language used in this context is too much for me..

Yeah I want to be some ruddie please :rotfl:

i'm trying to make it realistic! :p

lmao, i'll make you something ... how would you like the part of a stripper? :lol:

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Fine.. a ruddie stripper.. have it both ways!! Jokes :p

[feelingyellow]

Fine.. a ruddie stripper.. have it both ways!! Jokes :p

ok i will :p

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

:D Thanks hun x

[feelingyellow]

:D Thanks hun x

i was joking, lol :p i'm still thinkng of ideas, lol - i need to start writing something but i have a lot to do lol

[feelingyellow]

Steff: She started it.
Lea: It was her!
Steff: No it weren't!
Scott: I like peas :)
Lea: Shut up, rice pudding man!
Scott: :eek: It's woman!!
Lea: :rolleyes:
Steff: :rolleyes:
Policeman: I like scones!!

*Willsmummy takes the peas whilst they're having this agruement. She goes back to her house and opens the bag of peas and sniffs them*

Willsmummy: So much better then drugs...

[kirstienod]

lol, fab emmie post more soon please

[xStephaniex]

haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa emmmmie its amazing - im not goin to get arrested for killing sum1 with a bag of peas am i :rolleyes: lmao n lea give back my peas u pea brain thief :p - willsmummy *cough* drug addict *cough* :p

[feelingyellow]

haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa emmmmie its amazing - im not goin to get arrested for killing sum1 with a bag of peas am i :rolleyes: lmao n lea give back my peas u pea brain thief :p - willsmummy *cough* drug addict *cough* :p

:rotfl: thanks steff ... i think lol :p

[Kim]

Great stuff, more asap please:)

[CrazyLea]

lmao! thats great!

[kirstienod]

lmao! do more soon emmie, its brillant!

[Jessie Wallace]

More more more.

[feelingyellow]

More more more.

how do you like it how do you like, give it up, give it up you just can't give enough so get enough so give me more more more more more - kylie minouge - fever album track 1 :p

[Jada-GDR]

lmao i love this :cheer:

[feelingyellow]

thanks :D

i'm gonna write some soon, just gotta find the time lol sometimes over the weekend hopefully! :)

[kirstienod]

yeh please do more soon

[xStephaniex]

oy write more comedy my lovely banana :p haha !! its well goooood we wanna see more !! - im trying to write properly now can you tell :p

[feelingyellow]

lol, aww sorry GRAPE :p i will write more soon, just bit busy lol - and yay talking properly lol :p

[the_watts_rule]

Great! Please do more soon!

[feelingyellow]

The Prison Cell

Scott: I can't believe this - it's all your fault Lea!
Lea: Why is it my fault? I don't do irnbru poses!
Scott: Shh!
Steff: What are irnbru poses?
Lea: Just erm ... so yeah pineapples.
Steff: Pffft.
Scott: I miss my peas!
Lea: I love Hogwarts, it's the best place in the world!
Steff: Whah?
Lea: Sorry! *puppet moment*

Policeman comes in.

Policeman: Ok, which one of you stole the peas?
Lea: Not me, I would have have been half way to Mexico by now.
Steff: Me too.
Scott: I would have been half way to Uranus! *winks*
Policeman: Er...

[CrazyLea]

lmao!!! :lol:

[Tannie]

brilliant :p

[Kim]

fab more soon please:)

[kirstienod]

lol please do more soon

[Jada-GDR]

keep this up :cheer:

[kirstienod]

yeh please do more soon

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Any more Emmie :D

[kirstienod]

do more soon please

[xStephaniex]

emmieeeeeeeeeee write more :D its well gooood :)

[feelingyellow]

lol thanks ... but *yawn* i can't be bothered ... maybe soon lol

[kirstienod]

post more soon please emmie!

[Chloe O'brien]

come on emmie we're all waiting for some more

[feelingyellow]

lol ... i will ... eventually lol - my mock english is feb 20th so hopefully sometime soon lol :p i just am busy at the moment ... on msn chatting to pea :p

[feelingyellow]

Where have I been lol. Sorry for like the month and a half wait or whatever, I've just been busy lol ... you know with my Peas :p

Anyway back to the story. At the moment, Willsmummy is in possession of the Peas, and Lea, Steff and Scott are in jail :D

Oh and just to tell you guys, the Peas have been promoted! Abi's promised that she will mention Peas in Devon Seas (though only a small part i.e. person eating peas) But hey we're getting there! We'll be even bigger one day! :D

Policeman: OK, you're free to go.
Scott: *takes off top and runs round room* I'M FREE I'M FREE FROM THE MAD PEA WOMEN! :D
Steff: Mad...
Lea: Pea...
Me (even though I'm not there :p): ...Women?
Scott: Erm...
*Pea B*tches tilt heads to side and give him 'the glare' :p*
Scott: Hey look, the peas!
*Lea and Steff turn round, but Emmie can sense they're not there :p - Scott just takes his chance and runs ... Emmie runs after him*
Scott: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Emmie: SCOOTER COME BACK!
Scott: *falls in bin*
Everyone: :cheer:
Scott: Do you think I should get my belly button pierced?

Will Scott ever get himself out of the bin?
Will Emmie convince Scott that getting his belly button pierced would be a big nono?
Will Steff and Lea ever turn back round?
Tune in next time to find out!

[CrazyLea]

lmfao!!! :cheer: awesomely funny! :p

[Abi]

Oh and just to tell you guys, the Peas have been promoted! Abi's promised that she will mention Peas in Devon Seas (though only a small part i.e. person eating peas) But hey we're getting there! We'll be even bigger one day! :D

http://www.soapboards.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=359335&postcount=468
Look carefully- its in there somewhere. When i said extremely subtle, i meant it :moonie:

[Xx-Vicky-xX]

Just caught up its absolutely crazy but i love it *asks you all nicely not to tell Layne* yeh fab writing more soon please

[feelingyellow]

http://www.soapboards.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=359335&postcount=468
Look carefully- its in there somewhere. When i said extremely subtle, i meant it

:rotfl: Thank you Abi! :bow:

For everyone who can't find it or can't be bothered to :p

Natasha: Come on Kyle, your brain aint the size of a pea, so use it!

Well done Abi, you don't know how happy this makes us! :D

Peas forever! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Oh and btw you just got yourself a SUBTLE part in the story! :p

[feelingyellow]

Just caught up its absolutely crazy but i love it *asks you all nicely not to tell Layne* yeh fab writing more soon please

Lol thanks! :D And well Layne can read this thread anyway lol :p

[Chloe-Elise]

Awwww this script is so cool! Its hilarious :lol: Fab,more soon please :D

[billfan]

Omigod, I've onlr read the first two chapter but it's so funny and so stupid. It's the kind of thing me and my mates would make up. We make up lots of stupid things and songs. Can I please have a part. *sweet smile* pwetty pwease!

[feelingyellow]

Omigod, I've onlr read the first two chapter but it's so funny and so stupid. It's the kind of thing me and my mates would make up. We make up lots of stupid things and songs. Can I please have a part. *sweet smile* pwetty pwease!

Lol, thanks! :p Yeah sure you can! :D Any part you want imparticular :)

[x Amby x]

lmao! How funny, thats really good! xxxxx

[feelingyellow]

Aww thanks everyone! :wub:

Emmie: No!
Scott: *is still in bin* Why not!?
Emmie: You're a guy!
Scott: That's what you think...
Emmie: Say what!?
Scott: I'm getting my belly button pierced, end of!
Emmie: No Scott! Come on, who's actually going to see it?
Scott: *winks*
Emmie: *is creeped out* Er... what?
Scott: *winks again*
Emmie: *starts to back away*
Scott: *tries to get out of bin*
Emmie: *runs off*
Scott: *can't get himself out of bin - looks down... there's honey at the bottom of his shoe which is in the bin... he's stuck! :cheer: * Help!
Emmie: *looks back, keeps running*
Scott: Em-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*still at Police Station*

*Lea and Steff FINALLY turn round :p*
Lea: Did you just hear Scott shout 'Emmie'?
Steff: Nah, it was probs one of her stalkers after her again.
Lea: Oh, OK!

*back to dustbin*

Scott: Please help me I'm stuck in a bin!

*back to Police Station*

Lea: Did you just hear Scott say 'Please help me I'm stuck in a bin!'?
Steff: Nah, it was probs him saying 'Please pelt me I'm a *******er with a bin'
Lea: That makes sense!

Next time on The Phantom Pea...

Scott struggles to cope after his bin ordeal...
Emmie finds herself lost after running away from Scott...
Steff and Lea kiss... are they Pea War's very own Sonia and Naomi? :eek:

Emmie xx :p

[CrazyLea]

omg lmao me and steff :lol:
good episiode haha

[Chloe-Elise]

Lmao, this is so good! Any chance i could have a lickle part please? :p Fab, more soon :D

[feelingyellow]

Hehe thanks! :D

And yeah sure you could Clo, want any part inparticular... maybe Donut Princess lol :p

[Chloe-Elise]

Hehe thanks! :D

And yeah sure you could Clo, want any part inparticular... maybe Donut Princess lol :p

Donut Princess! What a cool name....:p I like it :D lol

[feelingyellow]

Donut Princess! What a cool name....:p I like it :D lol

Lol yay! :cheer: Though you won't stay a Princess for long :p

OK... I think it's 4 who are having parts now lol ...

Abi (SUBTLE part :p)
Clo (Donut Princess)
Billfan (Dunno yet lol)
Tanya (Evil Pumpkin :p)
Spicy (well when she gets back from her 'Curry' ban as I like to call it :p Stripper Rudie... whatever that is lol :p)

Have I missed anyone out lol

[Abi]

Lol yay! :cheer: Though you won't stay a Princess for long :p

OK... I think it's 4 who are having parts now lol ...

Abi (SUBTLE part :p)
Clo (Donut Princess)
Billfan (Dunno yet lol)
Tanya (Evil Pumpkin :p)
Spicy (well when she gets back from her 'Curry' ban as I like to call it :p Stripper Rudie... whatever that is lol :p)

Have I missed anyone out lol

You'll have to nudge me when i'm "subtly" in it :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Tannie]

yay evil pumpkin i'm evil and i'm a pumpkin:p

[feelingyellow]

You'll have to nudge me when i'm "subtly" in it :rotfl: :rotfl:

OK I will... though your name may not be mentioned, you're just be 'The Enemy' i.e. person who tried to kill the peas :p

[feelingyellow]

yay evil pumpkin i'm evil and i'm a pumpkin:p

:eek: Omg... I never knew :p :p :p

[Tannie]

Emmie i'll nick all you're lovely peas:p and give them to either Lea or Steff:p

[feelingyellow]

Emmie i'll nick all you're lovely peas:p and give them to either Lea or Steff:p

:eek: No you don't! They belong to me ... and ONLY me! :p

[Chloe-Elise]

This script and the peas are weirdly addictive...I had to do a problem in maths today about peas and I couldn't stop laughing :p I'm a dount princess :p

[CrazyLea]

:lol: peas are seriously everywhere now!! emmie had it in maths the other day as well. and i had them mentioned somewhere but cant remember where

[feelingyellow]

:rotfl: You guys are hating me, aren't you! I've made you all obsessed with peas! :lol: :cheer: :p

[feelingyellow]

*Ambulance arrives at bin scene*

Ambulance Man: OK, we're going to pull you out of the bin, hold onto my arms.
Scott: *holds onto his legs*
Ambulance Man: No arms!
Scott: *holds onto his head*
Ambulance Man: ARMS!
Scott: *holds onto his ... private*
Ambulance Man: OK, I quit! This has happened once to often!
Scott: *holds on his arms* JUST SAVE ME!
Ambulance Man: *pulls Scott out with a couple of other Ambulance Men help*
Scott: *is cold and shaky*
Ambulance Man: Are you ok ... girl?
Scott: *doesn't talk*
Ambulance Man: *pats him on back*
Scott: *shrieks histarically (sp?)*
Ambulance Man: Calm down dear!
Scott: *slaps him girlerley*
Ambulance Man: *runs*

*In wood*

Emmie: *phew* I finally got away from that creep! Hmm, where am I?
*Owl hoots*
Emmie: What was that? Scott... are you here?
*Bushes shake*
Emmie: Omigod... people are doing it in a bush! It must be Scott and one of his punky pigeons! :eek:

*Outside police station*

Lea: *phew* We're finally out!
Steff: Yeah, that was one of the most scariest times of my life!
Lea: I thought I would never be out!
Steff: Oh god! Imagine that, never even having a kiss again...
Lea: That'd be dreadful... I suppose we have to live life to the fullest!
Steff: Yeah...
Lea: *sticks tongue down Steff's throat*
Steff: *is shocked, and slaps Lea* What was that?
Lea: I dunno, you're bootiful though...
Steff: Doesn't this remind you of something we've seen on telly?

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...

Scott goes to hospital to get treatment... but what disease does he have?
Emmie finds out who's really in the shakey bush...
Lea wonders if she should leave her husband Simon for Steff...

[CrazyLea]

:eek: lmao cant believe you made me do it.. and husband simon.. 10 points for subtleness *sarcastic face* :p lmao does scott have pea disease :p

good eppy cant wait for more :angry: :lol:

[feelingyellow]

lmao cant believe you made me do it.. and husband simon.. 10 points for subtleness *sarcastic face* :p lmao does scott have pea disease

good eppy cant wait for more :angry: :lol:

Well it's happened in real life aswell ain't it :p
I had to mention him, just had to :p Wait til Dictionary Girl and Danny come into it :lol:
He might have... :p
Lmao I know you can't, you love the idea of you snogging Steff! :rotfl:

[Xx-Vicky-xX]

Love it and by the way yeh you forgot to mention your giving me a nice part where i dont say anything bad about Nigel :p

[feelingyellow]

Love it and by the way yeh you forgot to mention your giving me a nice part where i dont say anything bad about Nigel :p

Lmao yeah! That will come in sometime... I still owe about 5 other people parts though lol :p
You won't say anything bad at all! :rolleyes:

[Tannie]

Yeh like me who nicks you're peas n gives them to steff and Lea:p

[feelingyellow]

Yeh like me who nicks you're peas n gives them to steff and Lea:p

Like that's going to happen! :lol: :p

At the moment the peas are in the possession of Willsmummy, we need to bring them back some how lol :p Actually... I just thought of an idea... :D

[Tannie]

ok hunni well maybe i don't nick the pea but i try to:p

[Chloe-Elise]

Fab :lol: Loved it...whens the donut princess going to make an appearance then? :p

[feelingyellow]

ok hunni well maybe i don't nick the pea but i try to:p

:rotfl: Maybe... :p


Fab :lol: Loved it...whens the donut princess going to make an appearance then? :p

Erm, when the times right lol :p

I haven't thought of exactly what's going to happen yet... but maybe something to do with Peas taking over the world!? :rotfl:

[billfan]

Lol, thanks! :p Yeah sure you can! :D Any part you want imparticular :)

Nah, not really. However, frozen peas = :thumbsup:
tinned peas = run a mile and don't look back while screaming: ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
lol.

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Can I have a part yet please Emmieeeeeeeee?? :D

[feelingyellow]

Nah, not really. However, frozen peas = :thumbsup:
tinned peas = run a mile and don't look back while screaming: ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
lol.

Lmao, I'll fit you in somewhere... you can steal the peas aswell :p Frozen ones, of course :p

[feelingyellow]

Can I have a part yet please Emmieeeeeeeee?? :D

Have you bothered to read this a few pages back :p Cos I have mentioned that I would be adding you sometime :p

[feelingyellow]

*At Scott's house*

Scott's Mum: Do I look bovvered?
Scott: Help me, help me...
Scott's Mum: My face - bovvered?
Scott: I think I'm dying...
Scott's Mum: Ya Mum!
Scott: That's you... can you help me?
Scott's Mum: Yeah well llama!
Scott: *faints*
Scott's Mum: Am I bovvered?
*Man with pea (MWP) enters*
MWP: *pops pea into his mouth*
Scott: *wakes up* I'M ALIVE!
MWP: We need to get you to Pea Hospital for SERIOUS pea action!

*At hospital*

Doctor: Scott... the test results are back...
Scott: So... what do I have? Is it pea disease?
Doctor: No, peas cause no harm to ANYONE! They are lovely beautiful things!
Scott: OK... what do I have then?
Doctor: Bin Disease?
Scott: Say what!? :eek:
Doctor: It's quite common Scott... nearly everyone who gets stuck in a bin gets it. We need to do serious action, as it is spreading and spreading quite fast. You are going to have an operation, we are going to insert a pea in your brain which will remove the disease hopefully.
Scott: Will it be painful?
Doctor: Yes, but we are going to put you under the Pea Anathectic (sp?)
Scott: Will I have to go back after the disease has been removed?
Doctor: No, but it's not certain it will be removed anyway...
Scott: Say What!?
Doctor: Well there's only one doctor here who can do it ... and they're not very good...
Scott: Who is it?
Doctor: Not it ... they
*enter Spicy and Abi ... who are stuck together*
Spicy: Hey!
Scott: Spicy! Abi! Why are you two joined together!?
Abi: Well, Spicy was making a curry...
Spicy: And I dipped my elbow in it...
Abi: But it was a spicy curry and it was hot...
Spicy: So Abi tried to get the curry of my elbow by using her elbow...
Abi: And now we're stuck together!
Spicy: It's erm... great :rolleyes:
Abi: Shut it you!
Spicy: Meh ... Doctor Who sucks!
Abi: :eek:
Doctor: Spicy and Abi aka Dr. Spibi is your doctor...
Scott: *wets himself*

*In the forest*

*Bush is still shaking*

Emmie: *creeps up, pushes branches out the way* :eek: Omg! Willsmummy! What are you doing!?
Willsmummy: Err... just having a bit of fun with the peas ya know...
Emmie: Hey! There mine! Gimme!
Willsmummy: *runs away*
Emmie: *chases after her*
Peas: Follow the leader, leader, leader, leader - follow the leader lala :p

*Outside police station*

Lea: I love you Steff.
Steff: And I love you Tanya.
Lea: Tanya? :eek:
Steff: Opps...
Lea: Are you and Tanya?
Steff: *nods*
Lea: :angry:

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...

Scott gets his treatment... but will it go to plan?
Will Emmie get the peas back?
Lea is outraged at Steff and Tanya and plans serious revenge...

[Tannie]

i love it it's fab Lea don't kill me please i am to wrong to die:p

[CrazyLea]

lmao thats great!! loved the hospital scene!! and of course cant wait for my revenge :lol:

[feelingyellow]

Hmm... I am wondering how I can get the Pea Wars story going... we need some sort of pea which has to be phantom lol ... and we are also bringing in ... BANANAS! :eek: :cheer:

Here's the next part... see if you can spot the little mention of BANANAS! :eek: :cheer:

*At hospital*

Abi: You ready curry man?
Spicy: I thought that was me :(
Abi: Err right, I meant curry women, obviously Spicy is curryman
Spicy: Thank you!
Scott: *bangs head against wall saying DIE! DIE! ... DIE!*
Abi: Something the matter darling?
Scott: Oh nothing, except I have a *******ing disease and *******ing crazy doctors.
Abi: Oh ok, cool.
Spicy: Can we get this over and done with... I need to get home to stare at naked Nigel pictures which I took with my camera whilst I was stalking him...
Scott: Say What!?
Spicy: Er... nothing!
Abi: OK, Scott lie down on the bed...
Scott: But it has puke on it...
Abi: Yeah that's for good luck.
Scott: Err right! *lays down on bed, glaring at the puke*
Spicy: OK, the anasthectic (sp?) is ready!
Abi: I'll do it.
Spicy: Why can't I?
Abi: Because we all know you'll do it wrong...
Spicy: :eek: How dare you! *bangs her head against Abi's*
Abi: :eek: Oh no you didn't!
Spicy: Oh yes I did!
Scott: Can we just get this over and done with PLEASE?
Spicy: Oh right sure *injects him with pea anathectic... he goes green*
Scott: Bleurrrgh
Abi: Don't pull my hair!
*Spicy and Abi continue their fight as Scott goes greener and greener...*

*In forest*

Emmie: Come back here with my peas you cahhh!

*Outside police station*

Lea: Oh no, I must phone Chris and tell him Emmie said cahh! *dials phone*
Chris: *straight away* I know I heard it too... :eek:
Lea: We must swallow our peas and sort this out!
Chris: Neh ... can't be bothered, too busy with - OMG BANANAS!
Lea: OMG PICKLES!
Chris: OMG PEAS! Wait they didn't get a thingy...
Lea: Oh my god...
Chris: I love peas so much.
Lea: I love Steff so much...
Chris: What?
Lea: Err... bye! *hangs up*

*Back to forest*

Emmie: *is spying on Willsmummy who is eating peas in a tree* I need to get her down somehow... hmmm ... *looks in pocket - finds gun - shoots Willsmummy*
Willsmummy: *falls down, drops peas*
Emmie: Well it got her down... *picks up peas and runs*

*Back to police station*

Steff: Who were you on the phone to?
Lea: Does it matter!? All you care about is Tannie!
Steff: So!? You had your chance... but you thought you loved Simon! Get over it.
Lea: *slaps her* NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE TELLS ME TO - GET - OVER - IT!
Steff: Bla bla bla!
Lea: *storms off and goes home*

*At Lea's house*

Lea: *takes out a book from the shelf called The Pea Potions* Hmm, not that one... no her head is big enough ... ooo Double Love Pea? Now that sounds nice... MWAHAHAHAHA!

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...

Scott wakes up... but is something missing?
Emmie discovers something shocking about peas...
Lea starts making her potion ... but she's having trouble getting the ingredients...

[Jada-GDR]

:rotfl: i love it! :rotfl: go peas! is willsmummy dead now?

[CrazyLea]

wooo a potion :p

great eppy :lol: love the hospital bit, and the cahh bit.

[big bro fan]

i just read this from the start very good a little confusing but very funny :lol: can i have a part something like an athletic person cause i like athletics and swimming and ice skating maybe there could be a show ice dancing peas i could be the peas partner lol

[feelingyellow]

Thanks for all the comments darlings :wub:

Grace - maybe she is... :p

Lea - you cahh :p

Big Bro fan - Yeah sure you can have a part! A pea show sound great, I never thought of that lol, thanks I'm gonna include it! :thumbsup:

[big bro fan]

Thanks for all the comments darlings :wub:

Grace - maybe she is... :p

Lea - you cahh :p

Big Bro fan - Yeah sure you can have a part! A pea show sound great, I never thought of that lol, thanks I'm gonna include it! :thumbsup:

no problem me an a pea doing the bolero that would be good

[Tannie]

yay i loved it hun Lea's making a love potion yay make sure you don't muck it up:p

[feelingyellow]

no problem me an a pea doing the bolero that would be good

Lol yeah it would be ... but erm what's a bolero? :lol: Sorry I'm blonde of the inside :p

[feelingyellow]

yay i loved it hun Lea's making a love potion yay make sure you don't muck it up:p

:rotfl: A love potion ... erm sure :rolleyes: :p

[Tannie]

what is she making omg she better not kill me i'm to young to die *crys*

[feelingyellow]

what is she making omg she better not kill me i'm to young to die *crys*

Not telling :p You won't die... yet :p

[big bro fan]

Lol yeah it would be ... but erm what's a bolero? :lol: Sorry I'm blonde of the inside :p

it's the ice dance that won torvill and dean gold and straight six's at the winter olympics the only couple to get six fro every judge ever

[Tannie]

Not telling :p You won't die... yet :p

:crying: i'm to young to die :crying: :p i love the script through! :p

[Chloe-Elise]

Brilliant :lol: This is hilarious :p More asap :D

[Tori]

just read it all and its very funny and i like it a lot! gave me a giggle but i still am not convinced about peas....

[feelingyellow]

Lol thanks everyone! :bow:

Tanya ... you won't die :rolleyes: :p

Vikki ... come on, admit it - you love peas! :p

[billfan]

Hmm... I am wondering how I can get the Pea Wars story going... we need some sort of pea which has to be phantom lol ... and we are also bringing in ... BANANAS!

TINNED PEAS!! Coz they're yuck and can get sqaushed! lol.

[Tori]

why yes emmie of course :rollseyes: can i have a part of a pea hater?!

[Tannie]

yay i'm not going to die more soon please hun:p

[feelingyellow]

Hmm... I am wondering how I can get the Pea Wars story going... we need some sort of pea which has to be phantom lol ... and we are also bringing in ... BANANAS!

TINNED PEAS!! Coz they're yuck and can get sqaushed! lol.

Lmao, might just do that :p Thanks :D

[feelingyellow]

why yes emmie of course :rollseyes: can i have a part of a pea hater?!

You do love the, I can see it in your eyes :p But yeah you can have a part as a pea-hater, though you'll be the only one :p

[Tori]

i'll be a rebel in the pea dictatorship

[feelingyellow]

Thanks for all the comments everyone!
Lmao ok Vikki :P

*At hospital*

Scott: *yawn* Is the operation over yet?
Abi: *kicking Spicy* Yep!
Spicy: Stop kicking me... just cos you think I'm gorgeous :p
Abi: :eek:
Scott: Weirdos.
Spicy: Shut up, btw does it hurt?
Scott: What hurt?
Spicy: Your leg! After all it has been aptutated!
Scott: *faints*
Abi: *still kicking Spicy*
Spicy: *kicks her back*
Abi: You're only kicking me cos you think I'm gorgeous :p
Spicy: DON'T COPY MY PHRASE! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *starts catfighting her*
*Both totally ignore Scott lying on the floor right in front of them*

*Emmie's house*

Emmie: Ahh, alone at last *opens peas* They're all gone! :crying:
Whole Wide World: :eek: NOOOO!
Emmie: Wait! I have tinned peas in the fridge!
Whole Wide World: Yay!!!!!!!!
Emmie: *eats one - spits it out* It doesn't test right... *looks on bottom of tin, see's writing* Hmm, "In this tin there is one pea, it is the phantom pea... watch out"
Emmie: ... But it's a pea ... all peas are good ...
Whole Wide World: :eek:

*At Lea's house*

Lea: Hmm, *reads recipe* Peas.. got, Kitkats... got, Bananas... got, Cahh... got, :p... got, Scott's nipple... got, RICE-PUDDING? I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE THAT! But I have to get it... but I don't want it... Oh what will I do? :crying:

[Tori]

lol! put in some peas and rice pudding!

[Tannie]

what rice pudding nooooooo lmao emmie put some more up please! you've got me into liking peas now:p:p

[CrazyLea]

lmao scotts nipple... cahh lmao :p great recipe

[Em]

Yellow I love your pea - story!

If you have any vacancies I woudllove to be in it!! :D

[Tori]

its the story that everyone loves and is sweeping the boards and converting people to the peas!

[feelingyellow]

Thanks for all the comments darlings! :thumbsup:

Vikki - rice-pudding... :nono: :p Lmao thanks hun! Haha yeah it is! :p Soon everyone will have pea banners! :eek: :P Watch out people!!

Lea - what about Scott's nipple!? :lol: :P

Ems - yeah sure, there's a unlimited amount :D Hopefully I'll fit you in sometime, any part in particular you want? :D

[big bro fan]

would you beleive a women has a phobeia of peas was in the paper today

[feelingyellow]

would you beleive a women has a phobeia of peas was in the paper today

:eek: How dare she... peas are great! :D
Heard this on the radio, Louise something...

PEAS ARE TAKING OVER! Seriously they keep cropping up everywhere - the phobia, and then me and my mates were talking today and peas came up! :eek: Watch out people SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[Tannie]

:eek: How dare she... peas are great! :D
Heard this on the radio, Louise something...

PEAS ARE TAKING OVER! Seriously they keep cropping up everywhere - the phobia, and then me and my mates were talking today and peas came up! :eek: Watch out people SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Emmie i bet you brought the subject if pea's up and yeah peas are taking over :rotfl: she's got me talking about pea's now! That's what me and my friends were talking about on monday peas :p Pea's are taking over!!! Now more of the script please hun :p

[Em]

Thanks for all the comments darlings! :thumbsup:

Vikki - rice-pudding... :nono: :p Lmao thanks hun! Haha yeah it is! :p Soon everyone will have pea banners! :eek: :P Watch out people!!

Lea - what about Scott's nipple!?

Ems - yeah sure, there's a unlimited amount :D Hopefully I'll fit you in sometime, any part in particular you want? :D

Thanks! I am a funny pea lover - I only like certain peas! I love garden peas, like marrowfat but dont like mushy peas (looks like snot).

But i HATE rice pudding. :sick: I cannot understand how anyone likes that stuff when it looks like baby sick

[feelingyellow]

Emmie i bet you brought the subject if pea's up and yeah peas are taking over :rotfl: she's got me talking about pea's now! That's what me and my friends were talking about on monday peas :p Pea's are taking over!!! Now more of the script please hun :p

Lmao, I bet 'Louise' is someone from here... but probs made up the name *cough*Lea*cough* :p
Lmao, it's becoming to much of an obsession :p
Peas are attacking Soapboards... :eek: :p
Lol yeah tommorow :p

[feelingyellow]

Thanks! I am a funny pea lover - I only like certain peas! I love garden peas, like marrowfat but dont like mushy peas (looks like snot).

But i HATE rice pudding. :sick: I cannot understand how anyone likes that stuff when it looks like baby sick

It ok :D
Lol, I used to like peas (to eat) but mushy ones made me go off them lol :thumbsdow

Lmao! You a member of the anti-rice pudding club - 30 something members! :rotfl:

[big bro fan]

im prepared to take on the peas with eggs i just eaten an omlette and realised how great peas are

[feelingyellow]

im prepared to take on the peas with eggs i just eaten an omlette and realised how great peas are

:eek: Don't you dare even mention eggs here! :p

Of course peas are great :p Any pea-haters can get lost meh :p

[big bro fan]

eggs are great peas are dare i say it :sick: eggs rule scrambled fried

[big bro fan]

:wub: i like peas really :wub: just joking bout the eggs bannanas= :sick: :angry:

[feelingyellow]

Lmao, if you don't like them to eat it's ok ... but if you just don't like them then ... :angry: :p

[billfan]

Eating peas with my shepards pie at the moment.

Take a scoop,
Shove it in my mouth,
Munch, Munch, Munch
And swallow.

Sorry very random, made up on the spot, frozen then cooked peas song. lol.

[feelingyellow]

Eating peas with my shepards pie at the moment.

Take a scoop,
Shove it in my mouth,
Munch, Munch, Munch
And swallow.

Sorry very random, made up on the spot, frozen then cooked peas song. lol.

Lmao! Fabolous :p So that's what it's like to eat peas... :p

[feelingyellow]

:eek: I ain't written any in 4 days! Been busy lol :p
OK, I should post some more tommorow, and I'll make up for the 3 or 4 parts I've missed out lol, trying to make it a daily thing :p
Just some spoilers, for the fans :p

Scott struggles to cope without his leg...
Emmie goes to the library to find out more about the 'phantom' pea ... but finds out something she wished she hadn't...
Lea has to face the rice-pudding...

:p

[feelingyellow]

OK, here's one of the parts... hope you like :D

*At Hospital*

*Scott wakes up - looks on floor to see Spicy and Abi with half their clothes torn off*
Scott: Eww, couldn't they have done it in private? *starts to walk* Something feels different... :eek: My leg! *cries* I'm the new Paul, wait... didn't Paul get together with Izzy when he had a fake leg? Lea I'm coming for ya!

*In Library*

Emmie: Hmph, I'll prove that there's no 'phantom' pea, all peas are great I know they are...
People around her: *thinking* Is she talking to herself about peas!? :eek:
Emmie: What's this? History of Peas... hmm *reads* How the peas came to our world, how the peas took over England, how the peas ... GAVE BIRTH TO EM9000 or whatever :p :eek:

*The Rice-Pudding factory*

Lea: *takes deep breath* Hello, I'd like some rice-pudding please...
Secretary: You'd like a job making rice-pudding? OK! Sure! Not many people want jobs for some reason...
Lea: Whah? Nah, you see I meant -
Secretary: Here's ya uniform!
Lea: Ooo pea green... *goes into Pea Heaven*
Secretary: You have to eat the rice-pudding for testing, ok?
Lea: W... t... f... ?
Secretary: *repeats self*
Lea: *faints at idea of eating rice-pudding*
Secretary: *steals her money*
Narrator: Don't we live in such a friendly world?

Ain't I cool, I'm Narrator how great is that! :p Sorry had to say it :p

[Tannie]

i love it lmao Rice - pudding is horible and peas are great!:p

[CrazyLea]

lmao love it! loved my part :p and ermm am i the new izzy :p haha
more now more now more now more now

[feelingyellow]

Thanks Tannie and Lea! :wub:
Lea - maybe ... :p

*Outside*

Scott: *is running* Leeea, Leeea, I'm gonna get a get cha na na NANANANA nananaaaaaaaanan I PREDICT A RIOT! I PREDICT A RIOT! Wait... is that what I think it is? Lea eating rice pudding?

*In Rice-pudding Factory*

Scott: LEA! WHAT THE ******* ARE YOU DOING!?
Lea: *has rice-pudding round her mouth - dirty girl :nono:* Err...
Scott: I can't believe you would betray me like this!
Lea: I'm sorry Scott, but it's soooo nice!
Scott: You’re a traitor Lea; I'll never forgive you!
Lea: Would you forgive me if I told you something?
Scott: What would that something be?
Lea: I'm planning to destroy Steff and Tanya's relationship...
Scott: Ooo sounds fun! Can I help?
Lea: OK, but you need to get me one ingredient...
Scott: Yeah sure, what is it?
Lea: A donut princess...
Scott: Who's that?
Lea: I don't know... but just get any girl wearing a crown who's eating a donut and drop her into a bowl of acid and if she turns blue she's the donut princess :D
Scott: Ok cool! Sounds fun! Is that all the ingredients you need?
Lea: Nope, need Steff's pee and Tanya's cheesy feet smell - I can take care of that though :p

*Em's house*

Emmie: *walks through door*
Em: How did you do that?
Emmie: Well if you eat peas...
Em: I don't...
Emmie: *slaps her* Why not?
Em: Err...
Emmie: Maybe because you are one?
Em: What how did you know!?
Emmie: *shows her book*
Em: Ohhh…
Emmie: So all this time you've been a pea and you never told me?
Em: I'm a human not a pea...
Emmie: You’re a peasexual and you know it!
Em: Ok, ok I am ... but please don't tell anyone!
Emmie: Why shouldn't I? You changed yourself when everyone's dream is to be a pea! Why?
Em: I just wanted too ... people kept trying to eat me!
Emmie: So!? You should have been eaten ... you don't know how it feels not to be a pea ... you had such a great chance and you blew it to become a human. You're just a pea traitor.
Em: But ... but...
Emmie: *hand*
Em: Why have you got phantom pea on your hand?
Emmie: What...?

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...

Scott and Lea continue getting their ingredients but are finding it hard...
Emmie discovers something shocking about herself...

[Chloe-Elise]

:D Donut Princess! Yay :p Fab hun :D More asap please :D

[CrazyLea]

lmao great! again! tanyas cheesy feet smell :lol:
is em ems? but great scene :p

[big bro fan]

ha ha peasexual :rotfl: any news on me and the pea dancing on ice

all hail emmie on being a fantastic comedy pea genius :bow:

[feelingyellow]

Sorry about the delay guys! Been well busy lol :(

Lea - Erm not jojomum - em9000 or something lol

Dave - Erm not sure when it's coming in, hopefully soon though! :D

Thanks for all the comments peeps! :wub:

*Outside candy shop*

Scott: *sings* I'll take you to the candy shop... whah? Omigod, I'm singing chav music NOOOOOOOO I'm a punk! Lea... gonna kill you YOU CHAV!
*a few hours later*
Scott: Is a donut princess EVER going to walk by? Lea will kill me if one doesn't show up! *cries - starts singing candy shop again* you a lollipop ... I love this music! Oh the shame!

*Outside Steff's house*

Lea: Hiya Steff!
Steff: Oh hi Lea... look I'm really sorry -
Lea: Forget it! I've TOTALLY forgiven you!
Steff: Oh good!
Lea: *teehee*
Steff: So what did you come round for?
Lea: Ohh just came to give you this giant bottle of water...
Steff: Erm thanks Lea... but I've given up water
Lea: Giant bottle of lemonade?
Steff: Same with that
Lea: Giant bottle of Coca-Cola?
Steff: Same with that
Lea: Giant bottle of Fanta?
Steff: I've given up drinks Lea... I'm fed UP of having to pee all the time!
Lea: So you're never gonna pee again?
Steff: Nope, I'll just dehydrate yay!
Lea: What about one last pee?
Steff: Why have you got an obsession with me peeing?
Lea: Er... *runs*

*Em's house*

Emmie: I don't know where it came from!
Em: Hmm, you know I heard this story once...
Emmie: What story!?
Em: Well if you open a tin of peas and you eat the phantom pea, it get it tattoed on your hand and pea destroy the world and the only way the world doesn't get destroyed is if you die...
Emmie: *wets herself*

There it is, hope you like :p

[Tannie]

lmao yeh lea are you obsessed with Steff peeing?:p

[feelingyellow]

Hey! I got this letter this morning! I’m so excited, I am so accepting! :D

Dear Miss Yellow,

We have recently been reading your story Pea Wars: The Phantom Pea off Soapboards. We think it is a fantastic story and would like to turn it into a movie.
We hope you accept this offer, as it would be truly fantastic and would earn you and us a lot of money.

Yours sincerely,
Phil McCrakin
Senior Manager of Vegetable Movies

[Jada-GDR]

hah :D just caught up and i'm loving it more every episode
vegetable movies :D

[Tannie]

Emmie i am waiting very patiently(which is not like me) so please post more soon i am beggin you:p

[Jada-GDR]

here you go emmie, i made you a pea smiley :D

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/937/peaz6yb.gif

[Em]

Sorry about the delay guys! Been well busy lol :(

Lea - Erm not jojomum - em9000 or something lol

Dave - Erm not sure when it's coming in, hopefully soon though! :D

Thanks for all the comments peeps! :wub:

*Outside candy shop*

Scott: *sings* I'll take you to the candy shop... whah? Omigod, I'm singing chav music NOOOOOOOO I'm a punk! Lea... gonna kill you YOU CHAV!
*a few hours later*
Scott: Is a donut princess EVER going to walk by? Lea will kill me if one doesn't show up! *cries - starts singing candy shop again* you a lollipop ... I love this music! Oh the shame!

*Outside Steff's house*

Lea: Hiya Steff!
Steff: Oh hi Lea... look I'm really sorry -
Lea: Forget it! I've TOTALLY forgiven you!
Steff: Oh good!
Lea: *teehee*
Steff: So what did you come round for?
Lea: Ohh just came to give you this giant bottle of water...
Steff: Erm thanks Lea... but I've given up water
Lea: Giant bottle of lemonade?
Steff: Same with that
Lea: Giant bottle of Coca-Cola?
Steff: Same with that
Lea: Giant bottle of Fanta?
Steff: I've given up drinks Lea... I'm fed UP of having to pee all the time!
Lea: So you're never gonna pee again?
Steff: Nope, I'll just dehydrate yay!
Lea: What about one last pee?
Steff: Why have you got an obsession with me peeing?
Lea: Er... *runs*

*Em's house*

Emmie: I don't know where it came from!
Em: Hmm, you know I heard this story once...
Emmie: What story!?
Em: Well if you open a tin of peas and you eat the phantom pea, it get it tattoed on your hand and pea destroy the world and the only way the world doesn't get destroyed is if you die...
Emmie: *wets herself*

There it is, hope you like :p
:rotfl: :lol:

Yellow you are a comic genius!!!!!

Im loving being a peasexual. More PlEAse when possible :thumbsup:

[feelingyellow]

Aww thanks for the comments everyone! :wub: :cheer:

Tanya - you'll just have to lol, been busy :p

Grace - OMG, I LOVE it darling! I'm going to use it all the time and make it my avatar lol - that is if you don't mind lol :D

Em - Lmao thanks, I might get you a peasexual buddy :p

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/937/peaz6yb.gif
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/937/peaz6yb.gif
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/937/peaz6yb.gif

[alkalinetrio]

hahahaha nice one emmie!!!!!!!1

[feelingyellow]

hahahaha nice one emmie!!!!!!!1

Thanks lol finally read it then Scotty :p Can't believe you didn't know you were in it when your one of the main characters! :rotfl:

Next Pea Wars eppie will be erm... I dunno tbh soon hopefully lol :D Just a bit busy at mo lol :)

[big bro fan]

:cheer: nice to have you back emmie hope my pea wars entrance comes soon :cheer:

ever thought about

pea wars episode 2 attack of the peas

pea wars episode 3 revenge of the peas

[Jada-GDR]

pea wars episode four PEAS TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ALL HUMANITY IS DESTROYED FOREVER MUAUAUAUAUAUAUA

[alkalinetrio]

peas episode 5 "the death of scott" come on kill me i dare you:P:P then you can all cry at my funeral and burry me in a pea field:) then i can haunt you emmie!:P

[Tannie]

Lmao yeh Scott you can come back and haunt emmie lmao i don't mean it hun well anyway more soon please!:p

[feelingyellow]

Oh god lol :p
Erm maybes Scott... but right at the VERY end cos I want to see you go through pain... pain... and more pain! :p
Haha, yeah they will probs be like 5 sequels woop lol :D
Maybe tommorow guys... busyish :p

[Jada-GDR]

can i just ask what happened to your sig and avatar?

[feelingyellow]

can i just ask what happened to your sig and avatar?

Erm well I guess it's to do with being banned... though my sig was working yesterday but my avatar wasn't, I changed both of them just in case and sig was working fine... hmm maybe I'll ask depending if they come back/don't come back soon.
And thanks for telling me about my sig because I didn't actually notice it had gone! :rotfl:

Hopefully I'll get the next ep tommorow... so busy lol :p

[feelingyellow]

*Lea's house*

Lea: So you got the donut princess?
Scott: Erm, barbie toy good enough?
Lea: SCOTT! You've failed, you must pay me back.
Scott: *cries* Oh I'll do anything, just don't take away my peas!
Lea: *thinks* Get me Steff's pee.
Scott: I thought you were doing that?
Lea: Well it's harder than I thought...
Scott: So who's going to get the donut princess?
Lea: Oh you'll see...
Scott: See what?
Lea: It's a saying, Scott *rolls eyes*
Scott: Why you rolling your eyes?
Lea: :wall:
Scott: There's gum on the wall.
Lea: *head is stuck* Scott... do me a favour ...
Scott: OK... what is it?
Lea: Punch yourself ONE MILLION TIMES.
Scott: One punch. Two punch. Three punch. Oww this hurts! :(
Lea: JUST KEEP DOING IT.

*Em's house*

Emmie: There's no such thing.
Em: I think it's true.
Emmie: You also think the sky is blue!
Em: Well it is...
Emmie: Well if you eat peas, it would be!
Em: *is ashamed*
Emmie: Look, I'm not going to die and the stupid phantom pea isn't real.
Em: It is! Ask the Pea Doctor...
Emmie: And who is the Pea Doctor?
Em: Billfan.
Emmie: :eek:

Ok there's the next part, sorry it took so long! :o It's not very good I know lol, not in a very pea mood tonight lol :p But will try make it better and post more soon! :D

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...

Scott has to go to hospital after 1568 punches...
Emmie faces Billfan and finds out what's going to happen to her...

[CrazyLea]

haha its great love it cant wait for more :D

[big bro fan]

Go Emmie am i coming into it soon please post more would you beleive it im painting my room a pea green type colour GO PEAS :wub: peas :wub:

[Jada-GDR]

not in a very pea mood tonight

OMG!!! PEA TRAITOR!!!http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/937/peaz6yb.gifYou deserve to die of phantom peaness!!!

lol, you know i'm only joking OR AM I *shifty eyes* god i'm lost in a world of sbs now. great part :cheer: :D

Cartman says
:cartman: : OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!

[feelingyellow]

Sorry about the delay guys... but I had to revise for SATs lol... I don't think writing about Peas really would have helped me! :rotfl:

BBF - Lol woo how cool! If you can take a pic lol :D :p *thinks... maybe I should paint my room pea green :p*

Grace - Lmfao! You nutter lol... well I can't always be peatastic can I :p Anyway... you keep going crazy lol! :p

Thanks for all the all the comments :wub:
Next part coming up soon :D

[big bro fan]

thank the lord i have missed this script so much. GO PEAS.

[feelingyellow]

Lol woo :p Here it is :D

*Lea’s house*

Scott: 1565, 1566, 1567, 1568… *faints*
Lea: Scott… Scott… ARE YOU OK?
Scott: *tis unconscious*
Lea: OMG Scott… wake up… please wake up!
Scott: *is losing his life*
Lea: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP! *calls ambulance*

*At hospital*

Scott: *is nearly dead*
Doctor: I don’t Mr Currychips has much chance of surviving, what exactly caused him to punch himself 1568 anyway?
Lea: *whistles*

*At Pea hospital*

Emmie: So is the phantom pea real?
Billfan: Boys are whatever, friends are forever, so matter what happens, my peas come first.
Emmie: Err…
Billfan: The Pea Show will give you your answers.
Emmie: The Pea Show?
Billfan: Yes, it’s on tommorow…
Emmie: What exactly is it?
Billfan: Cats have nine lives, humans have one, mess with peas – and you’ll have none!
Emmie: OK… *is freaked out*

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Something shocking happens to Scott...
The Pea Show begins...

:p

[Tannie]

wow i love it through really random with the pea doctor :eek: why did scott follow lea's advice? lmao

[Jada-GDR]

oh wow! the pea show! peas RAAWWWKK emmie RUUULZ but we haven't seen them for a while cause you've been studying for school! see what i'm getting at?! go billfan!

[Chris_2k11]

Emmie look I have a pressie for you, hope you like it! :moonie:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/Birks_2k4/pea.jpg

So true!! :p

[feelingyellow]

Emmie look I have a pressie for you, hope you like it! :moonie:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/Birks_2k4/pea.jpg

So true!! :p

Haha, you know what the FUNNIEST thing about that is... THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE IT! :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :moonie: :p

[Chris_2k11]

Haha, you know what the FUNNIEST thing about that is... THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE IT! :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :moonie: :pLmao! I found it on google ACTUALLY! :eek:

[feelingyellow]

Lmao! I found it on google ACTUALLY! :eek:

Ah right... so you took the time to SEARCH for it! :lol: :p Bless... Chris has no life! :lol: :p

[Chris_2k11]

Ah right... so you took the time to SEARCH for it! :lol: :p Bless... Chris has no life! :lol: :pI typed Pea, then pressed 'search images' and it was on the 1st page :rolleyes: Hardly takes all the time in the world does it :rolleyes: :p

[feelingyellow]

I typed Pea, then pressed 'search images' and it was on the 1st page :rolleyes: Hardly takes all the time in the world does it :rolleyes: :p

I just searched that and it wasn't on the first, second or third... you liar! You made it! Admit it! :angry: :p

And don't even go denying it cos it's uploaded to your photobucket :p

[Chris_2k11]

I just searched that and it wasn't on the first, second or third... you liar! You made it! Admit it! :angry: :p

And don't even go denying it cos it's uploaded to your photobucket :pIt is on the first page! :eek: Seventh along! haha :p

And yeah.. I saved it.. and then uploaded it to photobucket! Your point being...? :confused: :moonie: :p

[feelingyellow]

It is on the first page! :eek: Seventh along! haha :p

And yeah.. I saved it.. and then uploaded it to photobucket! Your point being...? :confused: :moonie: :p

OK... maybe it is... :p

That you love it so much you would save it! :lol: :p

[Jada-GDR]

ha! chris! she got you this time

[feelingyellow]

Haha what Frace said :p [and btw Frace ya mad ... in the good way :p]

Next part coming verrrry soon!! :D

[Jada-GDR]

Haha what Frace said :p [and btw Frace ya mad ... in the good way :p]

Next part coming verrrry soon!! :D ill take that as a compliment and YELLOW SWEETCORN MUAHAHAHA

[feelingyellow]

ill take that as a compliment and YELLOW SWEETCORN MUAHAHAHA

Lmfao... GREEN PEAS RAWWWWWWWWWWWWR :p

Next part coming in a couple of mins!! :D

[feelingyellow]

*At hospital*

Lea: So is Scott going to die?
Doctor: I’m afraid so… he has no chance so surviving.
Lea: Oh my god…
Doctor: He does however have 3 days to live…
Lea: Oh that’s good news… but wouldn’t it be better just turn to turn the Pea Monitor off… he shouldn’t’ suffer…
Doctor: Yes… but only one person can do that…
Lea: Who:
Doctor: The Pea Slave…
Lea: Oh no… not him.

*Chris’s house*

Chris: *is eating peas*
Lea: *knock knock*
Chris: Oh hi Lea… erm… these aren’t my peas :o
Lea: Right… look Scott’s going to die…
Chris: Oh my god… he owes me a tenner!
Lea: Hello! He’s going to die!
Chris: Oh yeah… *starts crying pea-green tears*
Lea: Aww *pats him on back*
Chris: Thanks Lea *hugs her*
Lea: *hugs him back and then… kisses him on the cheek*
Chris: *kisses her on the cheek back*
Lea: *goes for the big one and plants a rather large slobbery kiss on him*
Chris: I always knew you’d be the one for me… ever since the start of cahhh
Lea: Me too…

*they both get rather busy*

*Pea Show*

Emmie: Wow this place is ama- OMFG! Lea and Chris are… omfg EWWWWWWWWWW! *runs to Chris’s house*

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Emmie is outraged at what she discovers at Chris's house...
Scott dies... or does he? :eek:

[Jada-GDR]

yay! more peas! :cheer: whoo yeah *dancie dancie* i should come in it in a SHOCKING TWIST with my YELOW SWEETCORN lmao just joking, post more soon ppplllleeeaaassseee

[feelingyellow]

yay! more peas! :cheer: whoo yeah *dancie dancie* i should come in it in a SHOCKING TWIST with my YELOW SWEETCORN lmao just joking, post more soon ppplllleeeaaassseee

Lmfao calm dooooooooooooooown! :p Maybes :p

[feelingyellow]

Haven't written this in nearly a month! :eek: Sorry!
6 months today though... that Pea Wars started... WOOP! :p :D

*Chris's house*

Chris: Wow Lea... I've never felt so... peaish.
Lea: Me neither...
Emmie: *bursts in*
Lea: Uh-oh...
Emmie: What the hell are you too doing?
Chris: Just like... talking.
Emmie: You're... undressed...
Chris: Erm yeah that's like how we talk.
Emmie: *is disturbed*
Lea: Yeah...
Emmie: Whatever, I can't believe you would do this to me...
Lea: We're sorry...
Chris: I'm not! :D
Emmie: *cahhhslaps him*
Chris: *cries*
Lea: Emmie... it just happened...
Emmie: Yeah, and we made a Pea Promise...
Lea: I didn't break it...
Emmie: Rule number 276 ... Never do anything with Chris, inless it's hitting him.
Lea: Well I did hit him a bit... but most people call it 'spanking'...
Emmie: *shakes head and walks off*
Chris: I enjoyed the 'hitting'...
Lea: *cahhhslaps him*
Chris: *starts crying again*

[CrazyLea]

:rotfl: very funny, yet scary lmao!!

Emmie: You're... undressed...
Chris: Erm yeah that's like how we talk

EW!! lmao

[feelingyellow]

:rotfl: very funny, yet scary lmao!!

Emmie: You're... undressed...
Chris: Erm yeah that's like how we talk

EW!! lmao

Lmfao why thank you :p

What's so ew about it? It's the way you actually talk... :lol:

[feelingyellow]

*Chris's House*

Lea: What are we going to do Chris?
Chris: You know what I want to do...
Lea: Yeah but Emmie will never forgive us...
Chris: I suppose... maybe we should make her a pea cake?
Lea: Yeah... but I don't think that would make up for it... oh wait I have an idea...
Chris: What?
Lea: We stop saying cahhh.
Chris: :eek: What!?
Lea: I know it'll make her happy, she hates cahhh and cahhh people.
Chris: But... but... it's our special word...
Lea: Yeah, but Emmie's the most fantastic person ever... she's more important than cahhh.
Chris: I suppose... I'll miss it though. Hey, why was Emmie over here anyway?
Lea: Don't know...
Chris: Checking up on us maybes?
Lea: Why would she do that... it's not like she can tell when we're... doing stuff - can she?
Chris: Well she is a fantastic person...
Lea: Yeah... well I suppose we'll ask her when we see her and apologise...

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...

Lea and Chris go to Emmie's house but can Emmie forgive them?
Scott is still dying and Lea has forgotten totally about asking The Pea Slave...

[CrazyLea]

Hahaha! How could you kill cahhhh :p
And uh oh, lets hope Scott dont die :p

[feelingyellow]

*Emmie's house*

Emmie: *is watching Peas growing*
*doorbell rings*
Emmie: *answers door* Ew. What are you two doing here?
Lea: We've come to apologise...
Emmie: Whatever.
Lea: We'll give up saying cahhh!
Chris: *pea-green tear goes down his face*
Emmie: Really!? But you love that word.
Lea: But we love you more.
Chris: Yeah what she said :rolleyes:
Emmie: Aww ok I forgive you... Lea.
Chris: What about me?
Emmie: All you do is insult Peas, why should I forgive you?
Chris: I do not!
Emmie: Do, idiot.
Chris: You - you - you CAHHH!
Emmie: See, you can't even give up saying cahhh for 5 seconds!
Chris: Why should I? I love cahhh! It's fantastic... and I don't care if you don't like it - I DO! AND I'M NEVER GOING TO STOP SAYING IT! CAHHH! CAHHH! CAHHH!
Emmie: Blaaa, blaaa, blaaa :rolleyes:
Chris: Are you taking mess?
Emmie: Well erm yeah...
Chris: Oh. My. God.
Emmie: Oh. What. Ever.
Chris: :angry:
Emmie: :D Come on Lea, leave Chris out here - me and you can have some lesbian loving whilst he soaks in peas.
Chris: *gets very angry and punches... Lea*
Lea: :eek:
Chris: I meant to punch Emmie...
Lea: Oh whatever Chris... I don't care, come on Emmie - time for lesbian loving. *slams door on Chris*
Chris: *cries like a little girl*

*In Emmie's room*

Lea: *making very weird noises* Oh my god - Scott's dying!

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Lea visits the Pea Slave again but he doesn't want to see her... whilst Scott dies even more...

[feelingyellow]

Hahaha! How could you kill cahhhh :p
And uh oh, lets hope Scott dont die :p

Erm easily :p

Was that sarcasm :eek: :p

[CrazyLea]

lmfao lesbian loving :p EW! haha!

and no I don't want to spoil it for the spoiler-free people :p
How can Scott die even more lmfao!!!! poor scotty :p

[feelingyellow]

lmfao lesbian loving :p EW! haha!

and no I don't want to spoil it for the spoiler-free people :p
How can Scott die even more lmfao!!!! poor scotty :p

How is it ew? Nicole does it :lol: :p

Everyone reads Pea Wars spoilers :p
Erm he just can :p Poor him... yeah poor him punking my life up meh :p

[feelingyellow]

*Chris’s house*

Chris: Cahhh… cahhh… cahhh…
*knock at door*
Chris: Come… cahhh… in… cahhh…
Lea: Hey Chris
Chris: What do you want? Traitor.
Lea: I’m sorry… but Emmie is way more important than cahhh…
Chris: Nothing’s more important than cahhh…
Lea: Emmie is. Oh btw, go to the hospital… remember Scott’s dying?
Chris: Does Scott like cahhh?
Lea: :rolleyes: Yes, he loves cahhh.
Chris: I’ll go!
Lea: OK, I’ll come with you! :D
Chris: Emmie or me?
Lea: Huh?
Chris: That’s your ultimatum :cool:
Lea: I love you both…
Chris: But whom do you love more?
Lea: I love you both equally…
Chris: You have til midnight…
Lea: That only gives me one hour!
Chris: So make your decision, cos I’m not going to be a lover with you whilst you’re a lover with her.
Lea: But – but
Chris: *walks out*
Lea: What would the peas do?

*Hospital*

Scott: *is dying*
Chris: You like cahhh right?
Scott: No.
Chris: :eek: *gets spatula and hits him with it*
Scott: *dies*
Chris: Opps…

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Lea struggles to make her decision...
Chris tries to cover up killing Scott...
Chris and Emmie have a chat...

[feelingyellow]

*Forest*

Chris: OK Scott... just going to drag your body to this hole, it's a nice hole - you'll like it here ... have fun *runs in circles screaming "Dead man, dead man!"
Random Man: Is there a dead man here?
Chris: Erm... no *runs away screaming "Pea-wombles, Pea-wombles!*

*Lea's house*

Lea: OK so Emmie is a fantastic lover... and Chris is too... yet Emmie's so fabolous... but Chris is sort of chav - I like that. Grr this is so hard!

*Emmie's house*

Emmie: Mirror, mirror on the wall - who's the peaest of them all?
*knock on door... ooo...*
Chris: You got pea-d.
Emmie: Haha, just cos you LOVE peas!
Chris: I don't!
Emmie: *holds up bag of peas*
Chris: *falls in lover*
Emmie: Sure you don't :rolleyes: Now why you here?
Chris: Just to tell you Lea loves me more than you :)
Emmie: No she doesn't haha!
Chris: She does, I gave her an ultimatum me of you - she is so gonna pick me!
Emmie: :lol: Sure she is, and pigs will fly!
Chris: I don't see myself flying anywhere.
Emmie: She loves me more, and will pick me... so off you trot to Cahhh Land...
Chris: I don't trot... I sway! And she loves me more!
Emmie: :rolleyes:
Chris: What?
Emmie: If Lea loves you so much, why do you need to give her an ultimatum to find out?
Chris: Erm... I love you...
Emmie: Wtd?
Chris: When I was making love with Lea, all I could think of was you...
Emmie: Erm...
Chris: *starts to kiss her*
Lea: Hey Emmie, I have something to discuss... OMFG.
*Chris stops kissing Emmie*
Chris: She kissed me! I love you - not her! She's sooooo in love with me! What type of friend is that?
Emmie: What!? It's the other way round! Don't lie Chris!
Chris: I'm not - who do you believe, Lea - me of her?
Lea: Erm...

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
The Police look into the disappearance of Scott...
Lea doesn't know who to believe and decides there's only one way out

[CrazyLea]

Lmfao! Love it!! Love where Chris killed Scott - poor thing :p
And ooo who do I belive *Cough none cough*

and for the record i dont want chris on msn :p

[feelingyellow]

*Emmie's house*

Lea: I don't know...
Emmie: Oh come on Lea, like I would WANT to kiss a weirdo like him!
Chris: :eek: Weirdo? How?
Emmie: One word - cahhh.
Chris: That's normal!
Emmie: *cough* Yeah...
Lea: Oh just stop fighting *cries*
Emmie: Aww Lea *pats her back*
Chris: We're sorry...
Emmie: Yeah we are...
Chris: But it was Emmie who kissed me!
Emmie: I didn't!
Chris: You did, I know you've liked me for ages!
Emmie: If liking you, is hating you - then yeah I like you!
Chris: See you admit it!
Emmie: :rolleyes: Let's look on my CCTV cameras - shall we?
Chris: Noooo! They won't show it! Why you have CCTV cameras?
Emmie: They will, admit it now Chris and you can save yourself the embarassment. And so I can film any... loving.
Chris: Eww. I didn't... but it may look like I did!
Emmie: Oh shut it Chris! You did!
Lea: SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU! *walks out and slams door*
Chris: So want to continue?

*Lea's House*

Lea: I hate them both... *takes a Pea Pill* Why can't they get along *takes another Pea Pill* Life just isn't worth living as this Pea anymore... *takes another Pea Pill*

*3 hours later*

*Outside Lea's house*

Emmie: OK, so you admit the truth? And then we have a threesome, and get along :)
Chris: Sounds good to me!
*knocks on door*
Emmie: Hmm, maybe she's out?
Chris: *peers through window* I see her lying down... she has some sort of green things beside her?
Emmie: Oh my god... *gets out key and opens door*
Chris: You have a key?
Emmie: Had to make a copy, just in case... OMG, LEA! LEA!
Chris: What's happened to her? She looks dead!
Emmie: She's tried to kill the peaness out of her! We need to get her to hospital... QUICK!

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Lea's peaness hangs in balance...
At the hospital, the police are searching for Scott...
Emmie and Chris have a 'moment'...

[CrazyLea]

:rotfl: lmfao i like the bit were i take the pea pills :rotfl:
will the peaness survive :eek: and ooo get in there with your moment lmao.

[feelingyellow]

*Hospital*

Doctor: Female, 17 - Pea-related incident...
Lea: *is turning ... normal colour :eek:*
Doctor: I don't think she's going to make it...
Emmie: No! She needs to live, she needs to!
Chris: CAHHH! Live!
Doctor: We're trying our best...
*Lea is carted off into the Pea-related incident ward*
Emmie: *starts crying*
Chris: There, there *pats back* She'll be ok...
Emmie: But will she? She might die... Scott's going to die in 3 days you know... and now she'll die... who's next?
Chris: Scott... well I'm sure his death will be very... spatuley. And Lea won't... and neither will anyone else!
Emmie: You don't know that! Lea's going to leave us... she wanted to die she took the Pea pills!
Chris: Yeah... but she won't...
Emmie: Can you stop saying that? You don't KNOW!
Chris: I know... but I'm just trying to look on the bright side...
Emmie: There isn't ONE!
Chris: Maybe there is...
Emmie: HOW?
Chris: Look... when I kissed you earlier... I wasn't just trying to get you to shut up... I like you... a lot...
Emmie: Really? Cos I think I like you too...
Nurse: Excuse me, have you seen Scott Kip?
Chris: No... why... is it something to do with a spatula?
Nurse: No... he's just gone missing - do you know anything?
Chris: No... why would I? Are you accusing me of something?
Nurse: No... we're just worried...
Chris: OK, go and be worried - I DIDN'T KILL HIM!
Nurse: *runsaway*
Emmie: What was all that about?
Chris: Oh nothing... anyway what were you about to say?
Emmie: Never mind, let's just go and see how Lea is...

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Lea's condition is getting worst and worst...
Emmie admits her feelings for Chris as they watch Lea's peaness die...
The police search for Scott...

[CrazyLea]

lmfao love it.. again :p

Nurse: Excuse me, have you seen Scott Kip?
Chris: No... why... is it something to do with a spatula?
Nurse: No... he's just gone missing - do you know anything?
Chris: No... why would I? Are you accusing me of something?
Nurse: No... we're just worried...
Chris: OK, go and be worried - I DIDN'T KILL HIM!


Love that scene best lmfao!!

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

More please?? Is there going to be more :D Is there?? Is there?? :rotfl:

[CrazyLea]

Testing.... I can't seem to post in this thread, so jut checking if this works..

[CrazyLea]

I will be posting Pea Wars until further notice, as Emmie [feelingyellow] is having server problems.... enjoy x

*Lea’s bedside*

Emmie: She’s not getting any better is she, Nurse?
Nurse: Sorry but she’s not… she doesn’t have much chance of survival…
Emmie: So she’ll die…?
Nurse: Probably *leaves*
Emmie: :crying:
Chris: Look Lea will make it…
Emmie: Oh shut up, nothing you say makes this better…
Chris: Will this? *kisses her*
Emmie: *kisses him back* It might… when earlier I said I liked you too – I meant it.
Chris: Good *kisses her again*
*All is happy…*
Policeman: Excuse me, I believe you know Scott Kip?
Emmie: Yeah, he’s a good friend of mine. A stupid punk, but yeah good friend.
Chris: Erm… I know him – but I don’t know anything about spatulas…
Policeman: Erm ok… well he’s gone missing – we have a feeling it was something to do with a rolling pin…
Chris: But not a spatula?
Policeman: No… why would it be?
Policeman 2: I have some news, they just found a body in the forest – next to a spatula – we think it’s Scott Kip…
Emmie: Hey did you know Scott had been killed Chris? :eek:
Chris: Err… no…
Emmie: Then how come you knew about the spatula…?
Chris: I love you…
Emmie: Aww, love you too – now
Emmie: Aww, love you too – now Scott and the spatula…?
Policeman: If you know any information Mr Birks, please tell us…
Chris: Err…

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS…
Chris wonders whether to tell the truth…
Emmie has to make a big decision, which could change her life forever…

[CrazyLea]

Can't believe i die lmao!!
Great part Emina :D

[CrazyLea]

Next part, for Emmie

*Lea’s Bedside… still*

Chris: I know nothing, seriously nothing…
Policeman: Are you sure?
Chris: Pea sure.
*Policeman leaves*
Chris: Emmie we gotta run…
Emmie: Huh?
Chris: Look I have to tell you something, but just don’t go off on one…
Emmie: Well… ok…
Chris: I killed Scott… with a spatula…
Emmie: *gasp*
Chris: So will you run away with me?
Emmie: What?
Chris: Well I can’t stay here, they’ll find me!
Emmie: Oh right – so you kill one of my best friends and then expect me to run away with you so you don’t get caught? :rolleyes:
Chris: Yep sounds about right.
Emmie: Nooo! That’s wrong – confess – at the end of the day you’re alive and Scott isn’t and you deserve everything you get.
Chris: But… I can’t – I can’t go to prison – I won’t be able to be part of the Pea Club in there will I?
Emmie: No… but…
Chris: You love me don’t you?
Emmie: Well… yeah… but…
Chris: Then you can’t see me go through that can you?
Emmie: Well… no… I don’t want you to go through that…
Chris: Well you don’t have to – come on run away with me – we can get away from all this… a new life, we can still love the peas…
Emmie: You make it all sound so wonderful…
Chris: That’s cos it’s gonna be – come on – please?
Emmie: OK, but promise me ONE THING…
Chris: OK, what would that be?
Emmie: That you won’t leave without me…
Chris: Well obviously I won’t – we’re going soon!
Emmie: No we’re not, we’re going after Lea dies/survives
Chris: What? But they’ll catch me!
Emmie: I have to say goodbye to Lea – if I don’t, I’ll never forgive myself.
Chris: I can’t let myself be caught…
Emmie: So you’ll go without me?
Chris: Well I may have to…
Emmie: Then you’re not keeping your promise are you?
Chris: I can’t keep it…
Emmie: Then it’s over.
Chris: But I love you – I can’t imagine my life without you
Emmie: Neither can I with both you and Lea – but at the end of the day you can come back… she may not get to…
Chris: OK, look … I’ll hide out in my house for a while and you phone me when Lea’s dead and then we’ll run away – OK?
Emmie: Sure, what could go wrong?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Omg :eek: What's going to happen :eek: Loving the whole Chris and Emmie thing :p

[Xx-Vicky-xX]

Love it Emmie, slightly crazy like you lol but yer its great