JustJodi
28-11-2005, 16:02
Headlines from the year 2029
>
> Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the 7th
> largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as
> California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized
> as Mexifornia's third language.
>
> Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
> livestock.
>
> Baby conceived naturally . Scientists stumped.
>
>
> Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
>
> Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in Bushra; the American
> Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan,
> Syria and Lebanon).
>
>
> Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
> more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>
> France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
>
>
> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
> legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>
> George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
>
> Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces
> mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
>
>
>
> Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
>
> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
> speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
>
>
>
> Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
>
>
> Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
> rights.
>
>
> Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
>
>
> New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
>
>
> Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
> contributions to campaign accounts.
>
>
> Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
congressman.
>
>
> IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>
>
> Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
>
>
>
> Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the 7th
> largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as
> California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized
> as Mexifornia's third language.
>
> Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
> livestock.
>
> Baby conceived naturally . Scientists stumped.
>
>
> Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
>
> Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in Bushra; the American
> Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan,
> Syria and Lebanon).
>
>
> Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
> more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>
> France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
>
>
> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
> legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>
> George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
>
> Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces
> mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
>
>
>
> Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
>
> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
> speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
>
>
>
> Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
>
>
> Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
> rights.
>
>
> Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
>
>
> New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
>
>
> Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
> contributions to campaign accounts.
>
>
> Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
congressman.
>
>
> IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>
>
> Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
>
>