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Bryan
27-11-2005, 14:38
They all tell them, moms and dads are the worst for telling horrid but funny jokes! Post them all here for us to have a right old laugh at
Bryan
27-11-2005, 14:41
Q) Why did the pastie go to the pub?
A) Because he was "Meat n" Potatoe!

A man walked into a petshop and asked for an unsual pet. The owner gave him a talking centipeed. When the man got home he asked the centipeed if he wanted to go to the pub. No response. He did this on the hour for three hours and the centipped finally replied " i heard you the first time, but ive been putting my shoes on!"

you just cant help but laugh! :rotfl:
.:SpIcYsPy:.
27-11-2005, 14:52
:rotfl:............
samantha nixon
27-11-2005, 16:44
i love the second one but dont get the first
Bryan
27-11-2005, 16:48
i love the second one but dont get the first

what are pasties made of?

meat and potatoe

meat n potatoe

"meat 'n'" potatoe
samantha nixon
27-11-2005, 16:50
thanks sorry im thick
di marco
27-11-2005, 20:16
A man walked into a petshop and asked for an unsual pet. The owner gave him a talking centipeed. When the man got home he asked the centipeed if he wanted to go to the pub. No response. He did this on the hour for three hours and the centipped finally replied " i heard you the first time, but ive been putting my shoes on!"

lol thats funny! :D
Chris_2k11
27-11-2005, 20:21
I really don't get the first :confused:
di marco
27-11-2005, 20:21
I really don't get the first :confused:

lol chris how thick are you!!!
Bryan
27-11-2005, 20:33
I really don't get the first :confused:

what are pasites made of? meat and potatoe

meeting = meat 'n'

meeting potatoe...
Chris_2k11
27-11-2005, 20:35
lol chris how thick are you!!! :eek: Oiiiiii!!! :angry: :nono: :p
Chris_2k11
27-11-2005, 20:35
what are pasites made of? meat and potatoe

meeting = meat 'n'

meeting potatoe...Lmao oh yeah! :rolleyes: I get it now! :D
di marco
27-11-2005, 20:49
:eek: Oiiiiii!!! :angry: :nono: :p

dont worry chris, i didnt get it at first either, my sis had to explain it to my many a time! :D
Angeltigger
27-11-2005, 21:26
the second one is funny
Rain_
27-11-2005, 22:09
What do you call a sheep with no legs?


A CLOUD!!!!


sorry...i have SPS (sad parent syndrome)
pookie1968uk
27-11-2005, 23:05
dont worry chris, i didnt get it at first either, my sis had to explain it to my many a time! :D

i had to read it several times before i got it too!!!!!! it took me a while!!!!
di marco
28-11-2005, 07:55
What do you call a sheep with no legs?


A CLOUD!!!!


sorry...i have SPS (sad parent syndrome)

that jokes great lol!
the_watts_rule
28-11-2005, 09:21
Good Jokes lol
the_watts_rule
28-11-2005, 09:21
I like the 1st one about the pastie.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
28-11-2005, 16:44
that jokes great lol!
Sssh don't encourage her!!

Joking Rain :)
~*~Leanne~*~
28-11-2005, 17:25
Lol your jokes are cool

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Mindy
28-11-2005, 17:33
:rofl:
xxloopylauraxx
29-11-2005, 21:04
:rotfl: i liek that joke! has anyone lese noticed as well that when a parent tells the joke, theyre the only ones that are laughing at it!!? :hmm:
di marco
29-11-2005, 21:07
:rotfl: i liek that joke! has anyone lese noticed as well that when a parent tells the joke, theyre the only ones that are laughing at it!!? :hmm:

yeh lol teachers are like that too!
the_watts_rule
30-11-2005, 08:26
My Dad is good at them type of jokes lol.