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Debs
25-11-2005, 18:59
Coronation Street’s Jack Duckworth decides to earn himself some extra beer money by posing naked for an art class.

But his exploits are soon rumbled by wife Vera - who goes mad and smashes a painting over his head.

Long-suffering Jack, played by Bill Tarmey, 64, has secretly been peeling off as a £25-a-session model at Weatherfield art gallery, but has no idea the paintings will be put on display.

Wife Vera, played by 66-year-old Liz Dawn, makes a surprise visit to the gallery after seeing her neighbours laughing over a picture in the local café.


And she becomes furious when a still-life student asks: "Does your husband always fall asleep on the job?

"When I painted him, no sooner had he taken his clothes off than he was out like a light!"



When the lady shows points out her portrait of portly Jack, Vera grabs it and smashes it over his head. The waitress drags Jack away with the painting still around his neck and the gallery boss demanding payment for the damage.

But angry Vera shouts: "It's our Jack who' be paying for it - 'til the day he dies. Which will be sooner than he thinks after this lot!"

Trinity
25-11-2005, 19:09
OMG - thank god they won't show the 'detail'

Luna
25-11-2005, 19:38
omg!!! :sick:

the_watts_rule
22-12-2005, 17:44
Eww that's gross!

hazey
22-12-2005, 17:45
wish I hadn't read this now,just going to have dinner :sick:

chance
22-12-2005, 18:31
ooooo tasty :D

the_watts_rule
22-12-2005, 19:21
wish I hadn't read this now,just going to have dinner :sick:

Hehe lol

CrazyLea
22-12-2005, 20:07
guess who wont sleep tonight :p

Richie_lecturer
22-12-2005, 20:37
He'll cover his bits by holding one of his pigeons in front of them.

shannisrules
28-12-2005, 13:47
ewwww they better not show it or else!!

Abi
28-12-2005, 15:12
:eek: Oh-My-God.

It could have been someone that's faintly fit! pffft

Debs
28-12-2005, 16:23
:eek: Oh-My-God.

It could have been someone that's faintly fit! pffft


like who on corrie??????

Chris_2k11
28-12-2005, 16:36
Eww :sick: Too far Corrie! :nono: Too far! :nono:

the_watts_rule
28-12-2005, 17:11
He'll cover his bits by holding one of his pigeons in front of them.

:rotfl:

That's disgusting but rather funny.

shannisrules
28-12-2005, 18:36
wonder what vera will say

feelingyellow
28-12-2005, 20:45
Eww. I think that about sums it up.

alan45
28-12-2005, 20:53
This storyline is absolute rubbish and pointless and a waste of the talents of Liz Dawn and William Tarmey. I just dont see any reason for it and as for the so called artist :angry: :thumbsdow

feelingyellow
28-12-2005, 20:56
This storyline is absolute rubbish and pointless and a waste of the talents of Liz Dawn and William Tarmey. I just dont see any reason for it and as for the so called artist :angry: :thumbsdow

it's just a little comedy where jack and vera can have more fights - that's what there most famous for!! and i like the artist ... she's really freaky but quite cool!

the_watts_rule
29-12-2005, 09:35
I think the artist is so strange.

Kim
29-12-2005, 11:14
Ewwww. OMG. I am not going to be able to keep any food down now. *Runs to sink* The only bit which might be good is Vera's reaction.

lollymay
29-12-2005, 11:17
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
yuk
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Chris_2k11
29-12-2005, 18:14
Is it just me, or does the artist strangely remind anyone of Angela Harris? :confused:

feelingyellow
29-12-2005, 18:18
Is it just me, or does the artist strangely remind anyone of Angela Harris? :confused:

:rotfl: maybe ... in some strange bizzare way :lol:

Richie_lecturer
29-12-2005, 23:47
Is it just me, or does the artist strangely remind anyone of Angela Harris? :confused:

Blimey, so prison community work now involves painting old biddies in the nude? :searchme: :sick:

shannisrules
31-12-2005, 23:23
so is this painting thing over now or do we have to see jack naked eewww the thought of it

Richie_lecturer
31-12-2005, 23:31
Nope, it's still got a while to run yet. :thumbsdow

chance
01-01-2006, 00:21
boring me already

Chris_2k11
02-01-2006, 02:36
Where did the artist come from anyway? How does she know Jack??

alan45
02-01-2006, 02:40
Where did the artist come from anyway? How does she know Jack??
Jack answered a personal ad in the Weatherfield Gazette

Chris_2k11
02-01-2006, 02:41
Jack answered a personal ad in the Weatherfield GazetteOooh right, thanks.

Richie_lecturer
02-01-2006, 02:42
I remember many years ago when Jack Duckworth signed on at a video dating agency as the legendary Vince Sinclair. Those were the days. :)

Luna
02-01-2006, 11:20
oh i remember that too :p