JustJodi
25-11-2005, 08:11
She Was A Rotten Old Thing!
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a
dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day
that Joe's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She
said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no in fact
is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right
from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like
old dead fish.
"She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a
pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got
bigger and she leaked like crazy.
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four
guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but
they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once
and she split right up the middle."
The old lady fainted.
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a
dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day
that Joe's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She
said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no in fact
is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right
from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like
old dead fish.
"She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a
pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got
bigger and she leaked like crazy.
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four
guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but
they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once
and she split right up the middle."
The old lady fainted.