debs riddles!

[Debs]

since i not seen any new riddles for a few days i thought id do some too

John and Mary are lying on the living-room floor. There are pieces of broken glass around them and the floor is wet. John and Mary are dead. Why did they die?

[Debs]

oops forgot to say 100 petz dosh for the right answer

[Angeltigger]

They are fishes

[Debs]

yep you are right tigs!!!

John and Mary are goldfish.Their tank/bowl was knocked on to the floor.

well done

[Trinity]

They are fishes
MY goodness, when you say it it is obvious! I didn't know where to start-zero marks for Trinity!

[Debs]

My first is in tea but not in leaf
My second is in teapot and also in teeth
My third is in caddy but not in cosy
My fourth is in cup but not in rosy
My fifth is in herbal and also in health
My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth
My last is in drink, so what can I be?
I’m there in a classroom, do you listen to me

[Trinity]

Teacher

[Debs]

yep well done!

[Debs]

I have holes on the top and bottom.
I have holes on my left and on my right.
And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.
What am I?

[Trinity]

a cloud?

(I am rubbish at these ones. lol!)

[Angeltigger]

Yeah a cloud.

[Siobhan]

or a sponge?

[Pixie]

or a sponge?

I think your right there!

[Debs]

or a sponge?

it was a sponge

well done siobhan!

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Next one!! :D Shame you started your own thread.. we could have joint forces ;)

[Debs]

Next one!! :D Shame you started your own thread.. we could have joint forces ;)


i didnt think you was doing them anymore spicy so i thought id start another oh well at least you can go on mine and i can go on yours!:)

[Debs]

I can be long, or I can be short.
I can be grown, and I can be bought.
I can be painted, or left bare.
I can be round, or square.
What am I?

[feelingyellow]

a spring?

[Debs]

nope

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

A rope/string.

[feelingyellow]

a tree?

[Debs]

nope sorry!! ha ha ha you havent googled this one then LOL

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

A rope/string...

[feelingyellow]

i do not google them ... until half an hour later :p

a box?

[Debs]

A rope/string...

nope sorry

and i thought it was real easy one for us girlies!!

[Debs]

i do not google them ... until half an hour later :p

a box?

so are you busy googling now?? :rotfl: :p

nope it isnt a box sorry

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Nails!!

[Siobhan]

Nails!!

damn.. got there just before me.. was too busy doing your riddle

[Debs]

Nails!!

:cheer: well done spicy :cheer:

[Debs]

What's black when you get it,
Red when you use it,
And white when you're all through with it?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

:eek: First time I won something on here!! Normally because Im doing my own thing!!

[feelingyellow]

well done spicy *thinks - bet she googled it* :p

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

I heard this one before!! Charcoal!!

[Siobhan]

Am I the only one not googling????

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Am I the only one not googling????
Google is cheating, I don't cheat :) feelingyellow does!!! :wall:

[Debs]

I heard this one before!! Charcoal!!


grrrrrrrrrr


have to find really hard one!!!!!


well done spicy

[Debs]

With potent, flowery words speak I,
Of something common, vulgar, dry;
I weave webs of pedantic prose,
In effort to befuddle those,
Who think I wile time away,
In lofty things, above all day
The common kind that linger where
Monadic beings live and fare;
Practical I may not be,
But life, it seems, is full of me!

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Spider?

[feelingyellow]

er i don't understand half those words so i'm gonna guess flower cos it says flowery

[feelingyellow]

Google is cheating, I don't cheat :) feelingyellow does!!! :wall:

i do not, it's strange how YOU got the last two ones not me ... you!

[Siobhan]

air?

[Debs]

nope to all of you!

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Water/rain/dew!!

[Debs]

no/no/no

[Siobhan]

With potent, flowery words speak I,
Of something common, vulgar, dry;
I weave webs of pedantic prose,
In effort to befuddle those,
Who think I wile time away,
In lofty things, above all day
The common kind that linger where
Monadic beings live and fare;
Practical I may not be,
But life, it seems, is full of me!


nothing or light?

[Debs]

nope

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

God what a riddle!!

[Siobhan]

sound?

[feelingyellow]

perfume?

[Debs]

God what a riddle!!


LOL oh spicy is that your answer??

[Debs]

nope to perfume and sound

[Siobhan]

time or space?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

LOL oh spicy is that your answer??
Huh.. if you want it to be ;D

[Debs]

Huh.. if you want it to be ;D


ok if it isnt keep guessing!!!

[Siobhan]

ok if it isnt keep guessing!!!

is time or space wrong?

[feelingyellow]

words?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Omg!! Is it riddle?! Because you sort of 'hinted' it when you said that sort of thing... Bte it's not.. cor im blonde :rotfl:

[Debs]

Omg!! Is it riddle?! Because you sort of 'hinted' it when you said that sort of thing... Bte it's not.. cor im blonde :rotfl:


:cheer: yay it was!!

i wasnt sure if you were guessing or not! ill give you £150 for that one!

[Trinity]

Omg!! Is it riddle?! Because you sort of 'hinted' it when you said that sort of thing... Bte it's not.. cor im blonde :rotfl:

Spicy you are GOOD!

[Debs]

A boy and his father are injured in a car accident. Both are
taken to a hospital. The father dies at arrival, but the boy lives
and is taken to surgery. A grey-haired, bespectacled surgeon looks at
the boy and says, "I cannot operate on this boy -- he's my son."

[feelingyellow]

the dad wasn't the biological father?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Was it his twin uncle (dad has got a twin)?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Spicy you are GOOD!
Nah not really!! Debs sort of hinted it when she said unless thats your answer sort of thing.. and then it SORT OF matched with the riddle so... lol

Emmie I think you right on that one!!

[Debs]

the dad wasn't the biological father?


nope

[Debs]

Was it his twin uncle (dad has got a twin)?


nope

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Omg!! Its his grandson!! So he is the grandfather!!

[Siobhan]

his mother is the doctor

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Omg!! Suregeons can indeed me female!!

I should know that by now!!

[Debs]

well done siobhan

[Debs]

A woman comes home with a bag of groceries, gets the mail, and
walks into the house. On the way to the kitchen, she goes through the
living room and looks at her husband, who had blown his brains out. She
then continues to the kitchen, puts away the groceries, and makes
dinner.

[feelingyellow]

his brains are actually sweets?
he's working really hard?
he's made a model of a brain and it's blown up?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

He's on TV?

[Debs]

no to both of you

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Is he just dead already :rotfl:

[feelingyellow]

she got the mail and read it so it said 'your husband's brains will explode in 5 seconds' or 'i'm having an affair' or 'i'm commiting suicide'?

[Siobhan]

brains is a brand of candle or power tool??

[Debs]

Is he just dead already :rotfl:

well done spicy he IS dead already and its his ashes that his wife looks at

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Oh nang wow!! Cheers!! :rotfl:

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Anymore?.. :)

[feelingyellow]

yes another please - i want to beat spicy *cough - the person who accused me of googling but then got 4 in a row* :p

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

yes another please - i want to beat spicy *cough - the person who accused me of googling but then got 4 in a row* :p
Why google if I got brains!! :banned:

[feelingyellow]

Why google if I got brains!! :banned:

excuse me did i just hear the words spicy and brains in the same sentence without the words 'ain't got no' ... thought not - must just be my imagination... :p

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

:eek:.... *Leaves feelingyellow and no Nigel looking like that banner will change anything*

:|

[feelingyellow]

:eek:.... *Leaves feelingyellow and no Nigel looking like that banner will change anything*

:|

i was joking spicy, don't leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :crying:

are you being serious - not even a completely naked one? :rotfl:

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Im just entertaining you and me while we wait for Debs and her riddles ;)

[feelingyellow]

Im just entertaining you and me while we wait for Debs and her riddles ;)

:rotfl: don't i NEARLY believed that!
never mind she's back now!

[Debs]

sorry was watching neighbours!!


a pipe without any tobacco in it, 8 pieces of coal and a hat are lying close to each other on the ground.They were not put there by any person, living creature or mechanical object.They were not blown there by the wind or the rain.Why are they there and how did they get there? Explain

[feelingyellow]

they were there to begin with?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

When the pipe was 'blowable' with tabocco in it.. the hat and coal blew away by the smoker?

[Debs]

nope and no

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Was it like wintery snowman?! 8 coal and a hat... wind and rain!... :S

[Debs]

yep! well done spicy

[Chloe-Elise]

I think your on the right lines Spicy... has a snowman melted or something?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

I think so :rotfl: It did say closely together.. it lied..

[Debs]

If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first.

[Chloe-Elise]

Erm,is it the match? Because you cant light any of them without a match lol

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

The match itself?!

[Debs]

Erm,is it the match? Because you cant light any of them without a match lol


well done clo

[feelingyellow]

well done clo :cheer:

can't wait for the next one debs :D

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Well done Clo :D

[Debs]

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

[Chloe-Elise]

Air?

[feelingyellow]

soul?

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Tomorrow!! Did this one in school I think..

[Debs]

yep well done

[feelingyellow]

Tomorrow!! Did this one in school I think..

yeah sure you did spicy and look there's a flying pig over there and look what it says 'googler' :p

[Chloe-Elise]

Well done Spicy :D Cant wait for the next one

[Debs]

yeah sure you did spicy and look there's a flying pig over there and look what it says 'googler' :p

lmao

[Debs]

Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet do I lack.
What am I?

[feelingyellow]

hedgehog?

[Chloe-Elise]

a boat?

[Debs]

well done clo!

[Debs]

As a whole, I am both safe and secure.
Behead me, and I become a place of meeting.
Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready.
Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts.
What am I?

[Trinity]

As a whole, I am both safe and secure.
Behead me, and I become a place of meeting.
Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready.
Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts.
What am I?
Stable

[Debs]

well done.

darn i thought that was a hard one!

[Abi]

I didn't even bother guessing, i had no idea at all!!!!!!