Emmie's Comedy

[feelingyellow]

Heya! Thought I'd start up my own little thread on comedy scripts I've wrote, well here's the first one - hope you like :D

Den's death

December

Den: Hey Zoe!
Zoe: Hi Den, how are you?
Den: I'm good thanks, Zo - oh and by the way do you want to pretend your pregnant to stop Dennis running off with Sharon?
Zoe: Sure, that sounds fun!

Christmas Day

Den: Shall we say grace?
*everyone laughs*
Vicki: You nearly has us going there!
Dennis: I love Sharon, by the way.
Zoe: Oh really? That's nice - wait - wtf?
Dennis: Oh sorry - did I forget to tell you?
Zoe: Ya don't say.
Dennis: Actually I did say, just now.
Zoe: I was being sarcastic.
Dennis: Omigod!
Sharon: Hey, Zoe - you feel like having a random catfight?
Zoe: Sure, i love them - especially when I lose at them and half my hair is pulled out!
*Zoe and Sharon have catfight, Dennis and Den cheer and Vicki is just there*
Chrissie: For *******ing once in your *******ing lives, can you *******ing wait til after *******ing dinner?
Zoe: No way.
Sharon: It's way too much fun!
Zoe: Oh and by the way, I'm pregnant.
Sharon: Wtf?
Zoe: I said I'm pregnant.
Dennis: Wtf?
Zoe: You people don't listen do you! I'm pregnant!
Vicki: Is it mine?
Zoe: Yes.
Dennis: Is it mine?
Zoe: Yes.
Sharon: Is it mine?
Zoe: Yes.
Chrissie: Did you know that seals go 'Ar, ar'? *starts flapping arms*
Zoe: No, but that is simply amazing!
Sharon: Omigod!
Den: Shall we do the seal dance?
Dennis: Yeah baby!
*they all start doing the seal dance*
Sharon: Oh and by the way, I gotta go to America.
Dennis: Alright then. So ******* off then.
Vicki: Hey, I feel like going too!
Dennis: Yay, both the *******ing $lag$ are going!
Den: Wow, the plan worked. Wait - wtf - I didn't want princess going.
Audience: Serves him bl**dy right!
*Sharon and Vicki walk out of the vic with their bags packed in 5 seconds*
Dennis: Wait - here's a cheap cracker ring.
Sharon: I don't want this *******ing *******! But hey it could come in handy when we meet in a couple of months after you find out Zoe isn't pregnant and Den done her.
Dennis: Wtf?
Sharon: Nothing...
*Sharon leaves*
Vicki: Bye bro, we might see each other again ... but my head might have changed ...
*Vicki leaves*
Dennis: Yay!
Zoe: Yay! Oh wait - I've gotta be pregnant now! *stuffs melon up dress*
Dennis: *thinks* She's gained a lot of weight...

January

Zoe: Oh my god - my melon's squished! What am i going to do?
Den: Me!
Zoe: Hey what a good idea!

Later in January

Zoe: Wtf? I'm still not pregnant! How can this happen - one night stand pregnancies are Den's thing!
Den: Wtf? Still not? Fine one last time.
*some very gross happenings*
*Dennis walks in*
Dennis: Wtf?
Zoe: Oh, hi Dennis - would you like to join us?
Dennis: Yes, of course. *jumps in bed* Wait - wtf? Hey this is sick!
Zoe: Well duh.
Den: We're the sick club.
Dennis: I'm going to storm off like a little boy.
Zoe: Kk, see ya later!

At tube station

Chrissie: Life is so hard, I mean come on shopping all day - just so bl**dy hard.
Dennis: Hi Chrissie!
Chrissie: Hi Dennis!
Dennis: Did you know that Zoe and Den have been doing it behind your back?
Chrissie: Yes I did know.
Dennis: Ok, see ya later!
Chrissie: See ya.
*20 minuts later*
Chrissie: Wait... wtf?

February

Zoe: Hey Chrissie, I'm pregnant!
Chrissie: Really? That's nice - let's go to the hospital and be evil and abort it.
Zoe: Okay sure - why not?

February 18th

Chrissie: Hi Sam!
Sam: Hi Chrissie!
Chrissie: So do you wanna torture Den tonight?
Sam: Yeah sure!
Zoe: Hi guys!
Chrissie: Oh I know about you and Den.
Zoe: That's nice - so another night of torture tonight is it?
Chrissie: Yup, don't be late - we're thinking throwing eggs at the door.

In the Vic

Den: Hey ladies - is it a foursome tonight.
Sharon: *mutters* Actually a fifthsome.
Den: Who said that?
Sam: Me - I can't count. Why do you act surprised? I fell for a trick of yours - I must be stupid!
Chrissie: So you got Zoe pregnant?
Den: Well duh.
Sharon: 'Ello princess!
Den: Wtf?
Sharon: Can't I just say it for once?
Den: Fine but I want 'Rickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay'
Sharon: Oh look at the time - back to America again! Oh and nice top Zoe and thanks for making Dennis go missing.
Zoe: No problem.
*Sharon leaves*
Den: Hey, Chrissie can I try and kill you?
Chrissie: Yeah sure, go ahead.
*Den tries to kill her*
Zoe: I know, I'll randomly hit him over the head with a doorstop!
*hits him randomly over the head with the doorstop*
Zoe: Oh c***!
Sam: I can't take pulses so I'll take his! Oh look he's dead - yay!
*Chrissie, Zoe and Sam all dance happily*
Zoe: Hey Sam - wanna go upstairs and steal Chrissie's stuff?
Sam: Yeah - let's!
*They go upstairs - Sam comes down again randomly*
Chrissie: God I'm so gorgeous, I mean just look -
*gets pulled on the leg by Den*
Chrissie: Wtf?
Den: You'll never stop me saying 'Ello Princess!
Chrissie: OoOoOo ... a doorstop ... I'll use it.
*hits him over head*
Chrissie: Yay!
Sam: Took her long enough!
*Zoe comes back*
Zoe: Hey so shall we bury him in the cellar?
Sam: Yeah sure - why not?
Chrissie: Then we can dance on him!
Zoe: Yay - let's do the seal dance!
*all do the seal dance*
Sam: Ar ar!

please post your opinions :)

[crazy_purple]

:D cool

[Kim]

Absolutely faboulous start. Must have taken you ages. More soon please.:)

[feelingyellow]

Thanks Kate and Kim :D Here's one on Andy's death - hope you like :D

Andy's Death

Andy: Hi Johnny! What a great place to meet - a flyover!
Johnny: I know - it's just lovely!
Andy: Hey why is your hand moving towards me?
*Johnny pushed Andy off flyover*
Andy: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jake: Oh ******* I missed it!

Sam's flat

Policeman: Your husband is dead.
Sam: Yay! Seal dance! Come on join in!
*they all do the seal dance*
Policeman: Ar ar!
*Minty walks in*
Minty: Wtf?
Sam: Come on Minty! Andy's dead - yay!
Minty: :eek: And he promised me a big white wedding!
Sam: Wtf?
Minty: Er... so seals go 'ar ar?'
Sam: Yeah baby!

Andy's will

Sam: Wtf are you doing here?
Pat: I'm trying to get it off with the solicitor!
Sam: Omigod - me too!
Pat: Your b***h, always stealing my man!
Sam: ******* off, $lag
Solicitor: Pat, you're so damn sexy!
Pat: *to sam* :p
Sam: Cah!
Pat: Am I bovered?
Sam: I dunno.
Pat: Well answer - am i bovered?
Sam: Cah.
Pat: I ain't bovered.
Sam: Cah.
Pat: I ain't -
Sam: Cah!
Pat: I ain't -
Sam: Ca -
Pat: Bov -
Sam: Ca -
Pat: Bov -
Sam: Ca -
Pat: That's *******ing it - the earrings are coming off!
*everybody runs away*
*1 year later, Pat has calmed down and put her earrings back on.*
Solicitor: The *******ing house and *******ing money goes to *******ing big earrings.
Pat: Thanks sexkitten!
Solicitor: The *******ing bookies goes to *******ing Dennis.
Sam: Do you have to *******ing say *******ing every *******ing 5 *******ing seconds?
Solicior: *******ing yes!
Sam: Ok, just *******ing checking.
Solicitor: His *******ing wedding ring goes to *******ing Sam! ******* I wanted it!
Sam: That's *******ing all?
Solicitor: Oh and he says 'I want you to *******ing sell this *******ing ring and *******ing get your *******ing roots done so you can *******ing continue being the *******ing dumbest blonde I've ever met!'
Sam: Hey, he didn't write that - he never used the word *******ing!
Solicitor: Well I'm *******ing pi**ed, Pat dumped me! *cries*
Sam: Cah!
Pat: Bovered?
Sam: Cah.
Pat: Bov -
Sam: Ca -
Solicitor: Shut the ******* up - I'm watching Spongebob!

[Rain_]

Roflmaoooooooooooooo

[Kim]

lol :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: . More soon please.

[crazy_purple]

:rotfl: Yay, the seal dance! :D

[feelingyellow]

thanks for the comments everybody :cheer:

Johnny's Entrace

Johnny: *to audience* So, heyhey audience how yall doin? I'm a hardnut gangsta in a hardnut world livin da life wiv me chavin buddies, we go 2 square 2 square livin it up n if ya ain't a gangsta ya better run cos i'm johnny allen n i like curries.
*everybody runs*
Andy: Omigod! Johnny Allen!
Johhny: Omigod - a complete *******head!
Andy: Hey!
Johnny: Hey you're so sexy!
Andy: I'm not gay ... are you?
Johnny: No but I'm random!
Andy: Omigod - me too. Let's do the seal dance!
Johnny: Wait ... you know the seal dance? How?
Andy: I am a seal!
Johnny: Omigod me too!
*they do the seal dance*
Andy: Ar ar!
Johhny: Wait ... aren't we gangsters?
Andy: Yeah, but let's face it the seal dance rules
Johnny: Oh yeah.
*they continue doing the seal dance*
Everyone on the square: Wtf?
Johnny: Well everyone has too have a dramatic entrance.
Winston: Can I join in?
Johnny: Yes everyone can!
*everyone does the seal dance*
*random monkey seals Johnny's topae*
Johnny: Hey, you bl**dy w***er, give that back!
*Johnny chases after monkey whilst the rest of the square continue to do the seal dance*
*monkey magically transforms into Danny*
Johnny: Wow when did you learn magic?
Danny: Today... I was watching Harry Potter.
Johnny: OoOoOo which one? I personally like Chamber of Secrets the best!
Danny: The new one for me.
Johnny: You do the seal dance?
Danny: Yeah baby!
*Johhny and Danny do the seal dance*
Jake: Wtf? Oh wait ... the seal dance *joins in*
Johnny: Wow I really am showing Walford that I'm a tough gangster! Ar ar!
*Peggy randomly appears*
Peggy: Geroutta my seal dance!

[Kim]

:cheer: :rotfl: haha. More soon please:D

[the_watts_rule]

Brilliant! Especially the first one!

[Chloe-Elise]

:lol: That was excellent,especially Dens death.:cheer: More asap :D

[crazy_purple]

Johnny's Entrace

Johnny: *to audience* So, heyhey audience how yall doin? I'm a hardnut gangsta in a hardnut world livin da life wiv me chavin buddies, we go 2 square 2 square livin it up n if ya ain't a gangsta ya better run cos i'm johnny allen n i like curries.

^ :rotfl:

[melanielovesdennisrickman]

Haha,lol,this is sooooo good,pleas do some more Soon!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

[crazy_purple]

Hey, you know that bit about Johnny Allen's entrance, do you mind if I kind of use the words for a mini video about him? I think they're ace :D I'd give you the link once I'd made it. :angel:

[feelingyellow]

yeah sure you can use the words, can't wait to see your video! :cheer:

thanks for all comments :bow:

[crazy_purple]

:p Here you go - http://media.putfile.com/johnny48 I think the uploading worked, my computer tends to go crazified when I upload stuff though so I'm not sure

edit; its missed a load off the end :mad: sorry

[Kim]

Good video:)

[feelingyellow]

:p Here you go - http://media.putfile.com/johnny48 I think the uploading worked, my computer tends to go crazified when I upload stuff though so I'm not sure

edit; its missed a load off the end :mad: sorry

damn life! i can't watch videos on the main computer and i can't watch them on here either (laptop) :angry: sorry

[feelingyellow]

thanks for all the comments people :bow:

Ruby and Juley - Love :wub:

Outside the cafe

*Ruby and Johnny play tonsil tennis*

Phil: Aww, young love ... wait - wtf? I have an evil plan! Mwahahaha!

In the Square

Phil: So Johnny, wanna go out today?
Johnny: Wtf?
Phil: Opps, sorry I meant I saw your little girl with Juley Smith last night and let's just say they were getting it on like rabbits.
Johnny: Omigod!
Phil: I know, dude - rabbits, I mean like rabbits - how can they snog they don't have tongues!
Johnny: Yes they do.
Phil: Do they? Why is this even important?
Johnny: I dunno - seal dance?
Phil: OK!
*Johnny and Phil start doing the seal dance*
Johnny: Ar ar!
Phil: Wait aren't we enemies?
Johnny: Yeah, but I love you dude.
Phil: Omigod - I love you too!
*Manly hug*
Johnny: Omigod - your gay?
Phil: Only if you are, baby!
Johnny: *seriously freaked out* I'm going to get a coffee.
Phil: Really? I fancy a bit of tea *winks* myself.
Johnny: *runs*

At other cafe

Ruby: Daddy, can I have another pony? *line credited to charlie and the chocolate factory*
Johnny: Yeah sure - and by the way me and Phil were thinking of playing Tennis today.
Ruby: But I thought you hated each other.
Johnny: Yeah but Tennis is like the new thing - me and Phil, you and Juley.
Ruby: Omigod - how did you find out?
Johnny: I'm a dad, we know these things.
Ruby: Haha - trufully?
Johnny: I have someone following you.
Ruby: That's nice!
Johnny: I know!
Ruby: And may I just say how WEIRD A WAY that is of telling your daughter you know she was with a boy last night!
Johnny: Thank you *bows*
Ruby: *mutters - gay*
Johnny: :eek: I am not.
Ruby: The thing with Phil?
Johnny: Well, seal dance?
Ruby: Why does everyone keep doing the seal dance?
Johnny: Because it's random and fab and the scriptwriter couldn't think of anything else to put.
Ruby: OK.
*Johnny and Ruby do the seal dance*
Ruby: Baaaaaaaaaa!
Johnny: THAT IS NOT THE *******ING NOISE!
Ruby: Calm down, dear.
Johnny: Sorry but if someone does it wrong, I get seriously p***ed.
Ruby: *mutters - please tell me I was adopted*
Johnny: What was that?
Ruby: I said you were a great dad!
Johnny: Aww *huggles*
Ruby: *mutters - in your dreams*
Johnny: What was that?
Ruby: Do you have to *******ing hear what I say EVERYTIME?
Johnny: Well it's in the script...
Ruby: *mutters - bl**dy idiot*
Johnny: What was that?
Ruby: *punches him and then leaves*
Johnny: I got beaten up by a 17 year old...
Phil: That's cos your a girl.
Johnny: When did you come in?
Phil: Just now.
Johnny: But the scriptwriter didn't say you did.
Phil: Does it matter?
Johnny: No.
Phil: So, how about that tea *winks* now and maybe a biscuit *winks*?
Johnny: I perfer lemonade myself.
Phil: Eww, you like Ian?
Johnny: Huh?
Phil: Ian is lemonade.
Johnny: Why?
Phil: Cos he is.
Johnny: Seal dance?
Phil: Must we do this?
Johnny: Yes!
*Johnny and Phil do seal dance*
Phil: So my place or yours?
Johnny: *runs*

i will do some more later probably, post your opinions please :D

[Kim]

It's fab. More asap please:D

[feelingyellow]

thanks :D

Ruby and Juley - Love :wub: Part 2

In the square

Ruby: Juley!
Juley: Great, that cow - I mean hi!
Ruby: Dad's invited you to Dinner tonight, you better wear a dress and shave your legs - he finds it well sexy.
Juley: Wtf?
Ruby: I didn't say anything.
Juley: OK. See you tomorrow then.
Ruby: But you're coming round tonight.
Juley: Nah, I'm not up for a threesome tonight - maybe tomorrow.
Ruby: I hope you didn't mean that in the sick way.
Juley: Course not... :rolleyes:
Ruby: Hmph.

At Allen House

Ruby: Hi Juley, wanna play with my barbies whilst Daddy cooks dinner?
Juley: Yay, let's!
Ruby: Wait, first we have to snog in the hall so Daddy will think I'm all grown up!
*tonsil tennis*
Audience: OK, they're keen.
Johnny: I wanna join in!
Ruby: Wtf?
Johnny: She said it.
Ruby: Who?
Johnny: The lamp.
Ruby: The lamp's a girl?
Johnny: Yes.
Juley: OK...
Johnny: Oh wait, I hate you Juley - let's sit down and have dinner.
Juley: Yay!
Johnny: So you still a druggie?
Juley: Yeah, you?
Johnny: Yeah.
Ruby: Aww, that's nice. Wait ... wtf?
Juley: Opps.
Johnny: Oppsie-daisy!
Ruby: I like cheese.
Juley: Huh?
Ruby: Opps, sowwie - I mean - Omigod Juley how could you and Daddy where's my pony? *huffy girl stomp*
Juley: I better be going...
Ruby: You *******ing better be!
Juley: So same time tommorow?
Ruby: OK!
Johnny: Seal Dance?
Ruby: No.
Johnny: :eek: Seriously?
Ruby: Course not!
*seal dance*
Ruby: Wait ... I hate you! *stomp, stomp upstairs*
Johnny: All by myself...
Ruby: Put a *******ing seal in it!
Johnny: I like curries, people.

[Kim]

Fab:). Please do more asap:D

[crazy_purple]

:rotfl: great

[feelingyellow]

glad you all liked it :D

Ruby and Juley - Love :wub: Part 3

Outside Allen House

Johnny: Ruby, please snog me!
Ruby: Wtf?
Johnny: I didn't say that!
Ruby: Yes you did!
Johnny: No I didn't! *smashes cd player*
Ruby: Omigod!
Johnny: Well serves you right for saying I did.
Ruby: Well you did.
Johnny: Yeah and?
Ruby: Idiot. *stomps off*

In the Sqaure

Juley: So like Ruby's dumped me.
Gus: Yeah and? Like I give a *******, Ian is such a b***tard - he deserved to *******ing get bit on the *******ing bum!
Juley: Er, I was like talking about me and Ruby.
Gus: Why would I care about you and *******ing Ruby?
Juley: Cos you're like my brother who always give me c*** advice.
Gus: Yeah well not any *******ing more!
Juley: Stop swearing!
Gus: ******* no. Too much fun!
Juley: Seal Dance?
Gus: Huh?
Juley: I hear it's a new thing.
Gus: ******* off.
Juley: Am I bovered?
Gus: Yes.
Juley: No seriously, am I bovered? Does my face look like it's bovered?
Gus: Yes.
Juley: Get with da programme!
Gus: What programme?
Juley: And you wonder why you haven't got a girlfriend.
Gus: Actually I don't.
Juley: Must you be so annoying?
Gus: Yes, must you be such a plonker?
Juley: Yes.
Gus: OK.
Juley: OK.
*silence for 20 minutes*
Juley: Aren't you supposed to be sweeping up trash?
Gus: Yes.
Juley: Well are you going to?
Gus: No.
Juley: Is this conversation pointless?
Gus: Yes.
Juley: I'm off to be a drag queen.
Gus: OK, bring back some souveneirs.
Audience: These brothers are creepy.

On the bench

Kat: Hey Ruby, please snog me!
Ruby: What is it with creepy people in the square *stomps off*
Kat: Two plus two is five *teehee*
Audience: OK, that was random!

In the square

Juley: Ruby, please take me back - I need to play with your barbies!
Ruby: No.
Juley: I have a pony I can give you!
Ruby: Okay!

In the Allen House

Ruby: Let's snog again just as Daddy comes in!
Juley: o0o0o0o let's!
Ruby: Oh wait, I need a condom first.
Juley: But we're only snogging.
Ruby: Yeah, I know but I'm afraid of what I might catch.
Juley: From my mouth? I ain't got nothing there!
Ruby: You have a girl's name; you must have.
Juley: How does that work?
Ruby: Just shut up and snog me!
Audience: Ewwwww!
Johnny: Oh hi kids! What a beautiful sight!
*10 minutes later*
Johnny: Wait... wtf?
Ruby: I'm all grown up Daddy! Now give me my pony!
Johnny: No, that's pony's mine!
Juley: You freaks!
Ruby: Omigod, my shirt has too many dots on!
Juley: Yeah, I noticed.
Ruby: You dissin' my shirt hunnay?
Juley: Yeah.
Ruby: *picks Juley up and chucks him out window* No one ever disses my shirt!
Johnny: That wasn't in the script!
Ruby: Am I bovered?
Johnny: Cheese!
Ruby: Random!
Johnny: How come you have a condom in your mouth?
Ruby: Erm *runs*

[crazy_purple]

That was really the most random thing ever :D but funny

[Kim]

lol. More asap please:D

[feelingyellow]

hehe i felt random then :p and i still do now :p

Juley: Opps my condom split!
Ruby: Omigod how!? Where did you get them from?
Juley: Poundland, duh.
Ruby: POUNDLAND? You *********
Juley: Well it was a good price: 1000 for a pound.
Ruby: You are sooo blonde.
Juley: Well you’re the one who believes I love you.
Ruby: Wtf?
Juley: Seal dance?
Ruby: OK, the seal dance must go people are too obsessed.
Everybody in the world: It’s FAB – LONG LIVE SEAL DANCE!!
*we all do seal dance*

[Kim]

:rotfl: Great.

[feelingyellow]

I'm going to a Macbeth comedy thing with Eastenders characters as I have recently done Macbeth and have found it really boring.

Macbeth - Alfie (MacAlfie)
Lady Macbeth - Janine (Lady MacAlfie)
The Witches - Zoe, Sam, Stacey
Hecate - Chrissie

(those are character I've decided so far)

well here's the first bit...

Act One, Scene One - The Vic

Sam: So is this a pub?
Stacey: No it's a jack-in-the-box
Sam: Wow, what pops out?
Stacey: And I thought Zoe was thick...
Zoe: *looks in mirror* If I was brunette I would have like brown hair...
Stacey: And I was correct!
Sam: So why are we here?
Stacey: To be constipated.
Sam: Ok, I'll go and get some water from the minute-mart.
Stacey: No, I was kidding and how would water make you constipated? It would make you wee.
Sam: Omigawdt, Stacey you have trousers on - we only wear them on Tuesday's and Friday's.
Stacey: One - It's Friday, Two - Since when? Three - Are you a natural blonde?
Sam: One - No it isn't, Two - Pineapples, Three - I don't know - are you a natural pinkhead?
Stacey: Kill me, kill me now.
Sam: Ok *gets doorstop*
Stacey: I WAS JOKING!
Sam: Oh.
Zoe: Hehe, I have red hair.
Stacey: Pffffffffft.
Sam: So why are we here?
Stacey: We shall meet MacAlfie.
Sam: Why not MacDonalds?
Stacey: Remind me in 25 years when I get out of prison for killing you, to water the plants.
Sam: OK! *skips merrily*
Stacey: Huh?
Zoe: I think I'm going brunette.
Stacey: Pfffffffffft.

[CrazyLea]

lmao its funny :p

[feelingyellow]

hehe, thanks lea :p i based the zoe on you :p only joking :p

[Kim]

lol. Hillarious! More soon please.

[the_watts_rule]

hehe i felt random then :p and i still do now :p

Juley: Opps my condom split!
Ruby: Omigod how!? Where did you get them from?
Juley: Poundland, duh.
Ruby: POUNDLAND? You *********
Juley: Well it was a good price: 1000 for a pound.
Ruby: You are sooo blonde.
Juley: Well you’re the one who believes I love you.
Ruby: Wtf?
Juley: Seal dance?
Ruby: OK, the seal dance must go people are too obsessed.
Everybody in the world: It’s FAB – LONG LIVE SEAL DANCE!!
*we all do seal dance*

:rotfl:

[crazy_purple]

I did Macbeth a few years ago, you can make it more exciting by giving them stupid voices - pretend Macbeth has a really high-pitched voice like he's been on helium, or a really bad lisp or something. :p Or you could write stupid notes in your copy of the book - in mine I've got "denied!", "gutted!" and "get told!" whenever anything happens - it brightened up the whole thing :D Or was that just me?

[feelingyellow]

I did Macbeth a few years ago, you can make it more exciting by giving them stupid voices - pretend Macbeth has a really high-pitched voice like he's been on helium, or a really bad lisp or something. :p Or you could write stupid notes in your copy of the book - in mine I've got "denied!", "gutted!" and "get told!" whenever anything happens - it brightened up the whole thing :D Or was that just me?

lol, i'll think about some of your ideas lol

glad you're all liking the script peeps, will try to write some more soon :)

[the_watts_rule]

I really like your scripts! Keep up the good work!

[Kim]

I did Macbeth a few years ago, you can make it more exciting by giving them stupid voices - pretend Macbeth has a really high-pitched voice like he's been on helium, or a really bad lisp or something. :p Or you could write stupid notes in your copy of the book - in mine I've got "denied!", "gutted!" and "get told!" whenever anything happens - it brightened up the whole thing :D Or was that just me?

Lol. I'm in year 9 so I'll have to do mc beth soon :wall:.

[feelingyellow]

Lol. I'm in year 9 so I'll have to do mc beth soon :wall:.

aww poor you! you might get to watch the film aswell, the end of the film was quite funny lol though the director had this obsession with showing people's bottoms lol

[feelingyellow]

i'm gonna write some christmas rubbish in a min :D

[Kim]

I wouldn't call it rubbish Emmie, your writing is great.

[feelingyellow]

I wouldn't call it rubbish Emmie, your writing is great.

hehe thanks, but the thing i'm writing next probs will be ... as it will contain some rather sick christmas jokes :lol:

[feelingyellow]

Santa: So have you been a good girl?
Random Elf: A very good one, well apart from the whole getting pregnant thing.
Santa: :eek: By Who?
Random Elf: Rudolph, duh.
Santa: He *******ing cheated on me!
Random Elf: Well obviously - look at yaself!
Santa: What you mean? I'm dead sexy!!
Random Elf: Hmm, look there's Scott eating rice-pudding!
Santa: Where?
Random Elf: Over there!

*Santa spends all his life trying to find Scott eating rice-pudding but it never happens - he finds a certain traitor *cough-lea* eating it though and kills her with a betty doorstop*

[Kim]

lol. Random, funny though.

[CrazyLea]

lmao its great :p

[feelingyellow]

hehe, thanks :D

i will do some more now and mention some more people from here, and take the mick out of them of course :p

[feelingyellow]

Steff: So we meet again.
Lea: Yes we do.
Steff: The money?
Lea: Yes, here it is.
Steff: Don't tell the police about this.
Lea: I won't.
Steff: If they found out, I might to back to prison.
Lea: Don't worry I won't - I couldn't risk it.

Lea gets home and opens her packet of peas and starts eating them.

Lea: Ah bliss.

[xStephaniex]

Steff: So we meet again.
Lea: Yes we do.
Steff: The money?
Lea: Yes, here it is.
Steff: Don't tell the police about this.
Lea: I won't.
Steff: If they found out, I might to back to prison.
Lea: Don't worry I won't - I couldn't risk it.

Lea gets home and opens her packet of peas and starts eating them.

Lea: Ah bliss.

hahahaha emmie amazing - what was i in prison for ? stealing leas peas hahahaha

[feelingyellow]

hahahaha emmie amazing - what was i in prison for ? stealing leas peas hahahaha

lmao nooo - your smuggling peas into the country :p

[feelingyellow]

Police car: Nee-nor-nee-nor!
Lea: Omigod - they're gonna get them! *hides peas*
Police man: *knock knock*
Lea: No one's in!!
Police man: But I just heard you
Lea: ******* it! *answers door* Just take me - not the peas - NEVER THE PEAS!
Police man: Sorry Miss, but we have too.
Lea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *faints*
Police man: *calls an ambulance*

Ambulance arrives

Nurse: What happened?
Police man: I tried to take the peas off her and she fainted.
Nurse: Another one!

[feelingyellow]

Steff: *is walking home with a bag of peas*
Mugger: Hey hey - I want those peas!! I'm going to mug you!!
Steff: No way!! *hits him over head with bag of peas*
Mugger: *is dead*
Steff: Oh ******* not again! *gets phone out*
Emmie: Hello, I'm a fruggy.
Steff: Hey Emmie, I need to escape the country -
Emmie: Again?
Steff: Yeah, well when people try to nick ya peas!!
Emmie: The *******ers!
Steff: I know, just get me a fake passport and all that.
Emmie: OK, will do.
Steff: Well at least your ok, my precious peas - I love you - will you marry me?
The Peas: Errrr *runs*

[feelingyellow]

I am going to start my another thread called Pea Wars.. I will post it in a min...

[xStephaniex]

:rotfl: hahahaha im actually in fits of laughter hahahahha how good.

[feelingyellow]

hehe, glad you liked it!

PEA WARS!! http://www.soapboards.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=281431#post281431

[Kim]

That's great.:)

[feelingyellow]

hehe thanks :) i will write my pea wars there, and my macbeth and other random stuff here :D

Last night Eastenders - little random thing lol

Mo: I believe in happy endings!
Kat: Did the bird in your nest hair tell you that?
Mo: That wasn't in the script!
Kat: Well someone had to say it!

[the_watts_rule]

hehe thanks :) i will write my pea wars there, and my macbeth and other random stuff here :D

Last night Eastenders - little random thing lol

Mo: I believe in happy endings!
Kat: Did the bird in your nest hair tell you that?
Mo: That wasn't in the script!
Kat: Well someone had to say it!

Thats good! :)