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Did anyone see that CIN sctech last night with Peggy, Stacey, Little Mo and Catherine Tate!?
Hilarious! It had me in stitches, finally Peggy met her match! Are you a cockanee? Are you chas and daves mom tough? Do you have jellied eals of breakfast! Rickay! Rabbbb rabbb rabiit!!! Ello princess! Ello princess! Rickay!!!
:rotfl:
xCharliex
19-11-2005, 12:01
I know so funny! Did you notice what Stacey said at the beginning about being caught on CCTV camera! Im reckoning they re-filmed the 1st part when they found out the story was about to break!
Is there actually CIN thread beacuse i was looking for one but couldnt find it
Jessie Wallace
19-11-2005, 12:03
I was hoping Lacey was gonna be in it more
.:SpIcYsPy:.
19-11-2005, 13:06
Lmao that was just jokes!! I couldnt stop laughing for the next 5 minutes!! And eventually calmed down :rotfl:
alkalinetrio
19-11-2005, 13:09
i thought she was going to be in it more aswell! that girl was ment to have found a match in stacey but it didnt seem like that
I thought it was so funny! :rotfl: Are you a cockeney? Are you Chas n Dave's mum tho? Am I bovvered? :lol: lmao!
Chloe O'brien
19-11-2005, 14:01
Did you abandon chas and dave :D Am I bovvered :D
just becuase im sad:
Scene 1 - Queen Vic - Day
Stacey bangs on the Vic door in a panic, peggy walks towards the door
Peggy: Alright alright im coming...
Peggy unlocks the door and in comes stacey
Stacey: Peggy ya gotta help me i'm in real trouble, i donno what im gonna do
Peggy: Whatya talkin about? Slow doowwwn
Stacey: This girl i know is after me, she thinks i knicked her boyfriend...peggy youve got to hide me this could turn narsty...
Peggy: Calm down, no-ones gonna get you...what's this about you knicking her fella? Surely you know that other peoples blokes are off limits
Stacey: Yeah well it was a mistake, i dont even fancy him, anyways Kat said it dosent matter who ya sleep with, as long as your not stupid enough to let yaself get filmed whiulst ya doing it... oh Peggy please help me...
Peggy: Dont worry, dont worry, darling, sit down here and im gonna get ya a drink...I dont care who she is, she dosent frighten me...
Scene 2 - Laundrette - Day
Little Mo is sorting out her washing, in walks Lauren (Catherine Tate)
Little Mo: Sorry i ent open...
Lauren: s'alright, i ent bovered, so ya work in 'ere do ya?
Little Mo: no not usually, see im covering for dot at the moment
Lauren: do i ask for ya life story?
Little Mo: sorry?
Lauren: did i ask for ya life story tough?
Little: What? I....
Lauren: why ya telling me ya life story?
Little: No...
Lauren: i didnt even ask for ya life story
Little: No i know but...
Lauren: Do i look like i need to here your life story?
Little: Well no...
Lauren: why ya telling me ya life story!?
Little Mo: I...I wasnt telling you my life story
Lauren: Well shut up then. (sucks teeth)
Lauren tries to climb the washing machine but fails 3 times, she knocks over some powder
Lauren: It's rubbish in 'ere
Little Mo: I think you'd better leave
Lauren: I'm looking for stacey slater, ring any bells?
Little Mo: No sorry dont know her
Lauren: Your gonna have to do better than that...
Little Mo: alright she's my cousin, but i dont know where she is, i swear...
Lauren sucks her teeth
Chloe O'brien
19-11-2005, 14:41
You are sad bryan not get back to 24 what hour are you at?
Scene 3 - Queen Vic - Day
Stacey: You dont know what she's like...she's not from round here, she's from up west, theres no knowing whats shes capable of,
Peggy: i tell you one thing...if she thinks she can turn up in walford shouting the odds she's got another thing coming...
Lauren stands by the door
Lauren: I thought id find you here Slater...
Stacey: Who told ya where to find me?
Lauren: Little Mo...who dya think?
Stacey: I thought i could trust her
Lauren: yeah i bet ya did, well shes famalee ent she? but after i chucked two litres of fabric softener down her neck she sang like a canary (looks at peggy) who's this?
Peggy: I'm Peggy Mitchell...
Lauren: Oh yeah... are you a CockAnee?
Peggy: ya what?
Lauren: are you a cockanne?
Peggy: whatta ya talkin' about?
Lauren: are ya a cockanne sparaa'?
Peggy: for goodness sake
Lauren: is it that you are a cockanne sparaa'?
Peggy: no i'm not
Lauren: dya eat jellied eels for ya dinner?
Peggy: that's none of your buisness...
Lauren: dya eat jellied eels for ya breakfast!?
Peggy: you ignorant little mare!
Lauren: I'm only arksking a question!
Peggy: that's...
Lauren: cant i even arskh you a question?
melanielovesdennisrickman
19-11-2005, 14:52
Saw it yesterday,it was soooooo funny!!:rotfl: :rotfl:
Peggy: well...
Lauren: cant i even arksh you a question?
Peggy: well...
Lauren: cant i even arksh you a question tough? i only arkshing a question
Peggy: can i...
Lauren: can i arskh you a question?
Peggy: will you...
Lauren: can i arksh you a question?
Peggy: now...
Lauren: I'm only arksin you a question....
Peggy: now listen here...
Lauren: can i arksh you a question? can i arksh you a question? can i arksh you a question?
Peggy: alrright, ask me a question...
Lauren: do you know chas and dave?
Peggy: what? what are ya talking about?
Lauren: are you their mom...
Peggy: arhhh stop talking rubbish
Lauren: is it that you are chas and daves mom?
Peggy: im nothing to do with them...
Lauren: dyou abandon chas and dave?
Peggy: Get out!
Lauren: did you abandon chas and dave tough?
Peggy: I dont believe this
Lauren: are you a pearly queen?
Peggy: i dont really understand...
Lauren: are you a pearly queen?
Peggy: i said get out!
Lauren: are you doing the land before oai
Peggy: what?
Lauren: are you doing the land before oai
Peggy: i said get out!
Lauren: are you doing the land before oai, is it that you are doing the land before oai?
Peggy: are you disrpecting my family?
Lauren: what?
Peggy: are you disrepecting my family?
Lauren: no i love chas and dave....
Stacey: hey leave Peggy out of this, this is between me and you...
Lauren: well that ent strictly true...cus i got something for you...
Stacey: hold on Peggy im gonna get help...
Peggy: av ya now? and whats that?
Lauren gives Peggy her washing
Lauren: this... little mo asked me give you this just before i was leaving, at least i think thats what she said , there were bubbles coming out of her mouth by that time...
Peggy: give that here...
Lauren: why? shamed of these? (holds out pig knickers)
Peggy: they're nothing to do with me...they're pat's...
Laure: O R, going halves on a service wash were ya? you make me laugh, you think Walford so special, dont ya? think your all gangsters and hardnuts, but there ent one single house around here with its own washing machine!
Peggy: are you calling me poor?
Lauren: no im calling you a cockanne
Peggy: i wont tell you again
Lauren: you should ask chas and dave to buy you one...
Peggy: oh give me strength...
Lauren: its only fair tough
Peggy: go away...
Lauren: you went scivining during the blitz, just so you can keep them in pie and mash,
Peggy: go away!!!!
Lauren: its not fair tough
Peggy: shut up
Lauren: theyre millionaires
Peggy: shut up
Lauren: but they're millionaires tough
Peggy: i said shut go away!!!
Lauren: but they're millionaires!
Peggy: shut up!
Lauren: but theyre millionaires!
Peggy:shut up!
Lauren: but theyre millionaires!
Peggy: shut up! shut up! shut up!!! how many more times i dont know chas or dave!!!! im peggy mitchell!!! and if you know whats good for you, you'll geroutta my pub before i throw you out!!!! and if i here one more little squeak out of that nasty little voice of yours ill have you sent back where you came from, peice by peice,
Lauren: am i bovered?
Peggy: that's it...
Lauren: am i bovered?
Peggy: ger...
Lauren: i ent even bovered tough...
Peggy: ohohohoh
Lauren: i ent even bovered tough... do i look bothered? i ent even bovered... look at my face, look at my face... i ent bovered...im not bovered
Peggy: im not having this
Lauren: do you think im bovered? cup of cha'!
Peggy: what?
Lauren: chup of cha'!
Peggy:...
Lauren: i ent even bovered...
Peggy: will you...
Lauren: who's on the fruit and veg stall?
Peggy: oh sorry?
Lauren: who's on the fruit and veg stall? i ent even bothered, allo princess, allo princess... arthur fowler ennit? i ent even bothered tough.... i ent bothered....have a pint of welsh...roll up ya trousers...do i look bovered? i ent even bovered...rabbit rabbit yap yap rabbit...yip yap yip yap yip yap rabbit, i ent even bovered, i ent bovered, you'll never take me alive copper! you doughnut! i ent even bovered... i ent even bovered tough...allo princes...do i like bovered? i ent even boverfed? rickay! rickay! rickay! I ENT BOVERED!
You are sad bryan not get back to 24 what hour are you at?
8 o clock, jacks discovered that victor is alive and the lights have gone out at the secret prison... but am i bovered tough? does my face look bovered tough? :rotfl:
Thanks for these, I didn't catch it.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
19-11-2005, 16:23
Omg... did you memorise it?! Omg... no comment!!
Thanks for that - I'm even lol now!!! :rotfl:
Omg... did you memorise it?! Omg... no comment!!
no i saved the clip from JBO
I saw it last night~ it was so funny!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
19-11-2005, 20:03
no i saved the clip from JBO
Pheeeeee-yeewww... I was gonna say!!! :rotfl: Thanks... brings back yesterday night's memories :D
I loved it honestly was fab! I was hoping it was gonna be more stacey and lauren then peggy and lauren but fan anyway! She is a cominc genius! *is soooooooooo getting big train for xmas!*
Bad Wolf
19-11-2005, 22:10
to be honest it wasnt what i was expecting.....it though it would be STACEY verses Lauren, not peggy
it was funny though xx
to be honest it wasnt what i was expecting.....it though it would be STACEY verses Lauren, not peggy
it was funny though xx
yeh i though that too
i must have a different sense of humour to you lot,i thought it was naff
it was hilarious - loved every minute of it and enjoyed seeing someone actually get to peggy and beat her lol *hides from bb*
CrazyLea
19-11-2005, 22:53
it was alright... not very funny though.
it was hilarious - loved every minute of it and enjoyed seeing someone actually get to peggy and beat her lol *hides from bb*
youd better keep in hiding luna! only once has peggy been beaten...
to be honest it wasnt what i was expecting.....it though it would be STACEY verses Lauren, not peggy
it was funny though xx
we knew that would happen because babs is the shows biggest star...in terms of TPTB
shes the one that accepts the awards, the one that has all the hype, the one that stars in cast interviews etc...its becuase shes the biggest name outside of eastenders due to her carry on days,
.:SpIcYsPy:.
20-11-2005, 13:08
i must have a different sense of humour to you lot,i thought it was naff
Must have bedn Shannon disturbing you or the 'hormones' if you can still blame that :p
i thought it was really good, even though i don't watch ee!!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
21-11-2005, 18:59
Omg this is the best news I head today!!! :D
You can go on the BBC homepage and click Catherine Tate on EastEnders and it's the clip all over again :heart: Thought I share the excitement :rotfl:
samantha nixon
21-11-2005, 19:04
i thought it was really good but lacey should have been in more of it
Omg this is the best news I head today!!! :D
You can go on the BBC homepage and click Catherine Tate on EastEnders and it's the clip all over again :heart: Thought I share the excitement :rotfl:
OMG thanks! lol I'm going on that now :D
That was the funniest sketch of the night (minus doctor who :p ). It was fab!!!
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