squillyfer
15-11-2005, 21:58
sorry if this has already been posted
once there was a prince and he had a curse put on him by a witch that he was only allowed to say 1 word a year, but he was allowed to save his words as well, so one day a he fell in love with princess and she fell in love with him, so the the prince wanted to say my darling so he waited a whole two years, but the he wanted to say i love you so he had to wait 3 years, but then he wanted to say will you marry me so another 4 years, so in total he waited a whole 9 years, he got the princess into a beautiful garden with roses and spectacular waterfalls and he said my darling, i love you will you marry me, and the princess turned round with her hair flowing round her face and said........................ pardon?...
So this guy is walking out of a bank and sees a blonde sitting on the steps crying very hard. He goes and sits next to her he asks "What's wrong?" The blonde says in between sobs, "Oh, i just found out my mother died." The man says "Oh i'm sorry well you know she's in a better place..." Then the blonde's cell phone rings and she picks it up. "Hello? Oh that's horrible! i can't believe it!" The man asks, "What happened?" "That was my sister. Her mom just died, too!"
This guy walks into a pet store and and sees this parrot named Joe so he says to the manager "I would like this bird" The manager says "Would you like to see what the bird can do?" "sure" replies the man so the store manager pulls the birds left leg and the bird speaks in english. He pulls the birds right leg and the bird speaks french. The man asks "What will the bird do if you pull both legs?" the bird replies " I'll fall off you dumb ass"
:lol: lol :rotfl:
once there was a prince and he had a curse put on him by a witch that he was only allowed to say 1 word a year, but he was allowed to save his words as well, so one day a he fell in love with princess and she fell in love with him, so the the prince wanted to say my darling so he waited a whole two years, but the he wanted to say i love you so he had to wait 3 years, but then he wanted to say will you marry me so another 4 years, so in total he waited a whole 9 years, he got the princess into a beautiful garden with roses and spectacular waterfalls and he said my darling, i love you will you marry me, and the princess turned round with her hair flowing round her face and said........................ pardon?...
So this guy is walking out of a bank and sees a blonde sitting on the steps crying very hard. He goes and sits next to her he asks "What's wrong?" The blonde says in between sobs, "Oh, i just found out my mother died." The man says "Oh i'm sorry well you know she's in a better place..." Then the blonde's cell phone rings and she picks it up. "Hello? Oh that's horrible! i can't believe it!" The man asks, "What happened?" "That was my sister. Her mom just died, too!"
This guy walks into a pet store and and sees this parrot named Joe so he says to the manager "I would like this bird" The manager says "Would you like to see what the bird can do?" "sure" replies the man so the store manager pulls the birds left leg and the bird speaks in english. He pulls the birds right leg and the bird speaks french. The man asks "What will the bird do if you pull both legs?" the bird replies " I'll fall off you dumb ass"
:lol: lol :rotfl: