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Debs
09-11-2005, 12:08
Pop heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has hinted he's not the perfect lover, by revealing he wants to launch his own range of small condoms. .

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession. .

He says, "The next product I'm going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people.".

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Siobhan
09-11-2005, 12:10
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I am sorry but as a man would you like to be associated with anything extra small
Debs
09-11-2005, 12:12
I am sorry but as a man would you like to be associated with anything extra small


i was gonna do a load of them but didnt want to seem mean LOL

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


poor man i wonder how small is extra small :searchme:

:rotfl:
Chloe O'brien
09-11-2005, 12:15
I can't believe he is admitting to having a small manhood. I've heard about good things come in small packages but that takes the biscuit poor Anna :rotfl: :rotfl:
alan45
09-11-2005, 12:16
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I am sorry but as a man would you like to be associated with anything extra small

Not me anyway that's for sure :rotfl:
Trinity
09-11-2005, 12:21
Surely, large, xlarge and enormous would sell better!
Siobhan
09-11-2005, 12:21
well he must be doing something right. she is still with him
alan45
09-11-2005, 12:26
well he must be doing something right. she is still with him

''Its not what you do it's the way that you do it' Allegedly
Siobhan
09-11-2005, 13:16
''Its not what you do it's the way that you do it' Allegedly

:rotfl::rotfl: like it
Debs
09-11-2005, 13:18
''Its not what you do it's the way that you do it' Allegedly


are you speaking from experience???? :rotfl: :rotfl:
Siobhan
09-11-2005, 13:51
are you speaking from experience???? :rotfl: :rotfl:

cheeky debs!! :nono:
Abi
09-11-2005, 14:09
:lol:

:rotfl:
Dr. Tangliss
09-11-2005, 14:11
:rotfl: What a news story:rotfl:
alan45
09-11-2005, 14:28
are you speaking from experience???? :rotfl: :rotfl:

As a gentleman I would never say :)
Abi
09-11-2005, 14:33
:rotfl:
Siobhan
09-11-2005, 14:58
As a gentleman I would never say :)

so ENRIQUE is not a gentleman then???
lollymay
09-11-2005, 15:59
not something that most of the boys i no would admit to lol
xsoftladybugx
09-11-2005, 16:07
Whats he tryna tell us!! :rotfl:
Richie_lecturer
09-11-2005, 16:30
I wonder if his father will launch his own 'Julio' size.

Obviously this promotion move means Enrique's singing career is condomed, sorry condemned.
Chloe-Elise
09-11-2005, 16:33
I wonder if his father will launch his own 'Julio' size.

Obviously this promotion move means Enrique's singing career is condomed, sorry condemned.

:lol: Lmao I cant believe he has actually said that,how embarrassing!:lol:
Debs
09-11-2005, 17:18
cheeky debs!! :nono:


lol well he might have been who knows!!!! :rotfl:
Debs
09-11-2005, 17:19
As a gentleman I would never say :)

:rotfl: oh ok!!!


but as a gentleman would you actually go into boots and buy extra small condoms???
Debs
09-11-2005, 17:20
I wonder if his father will launch his own 'Julio' size.

Obviously this promotion move means Enrique's singing career is condomed, sorry condemned.


:rotfl:
Siobhan
09-11-2005, 17:21
:rotfl: oh ok!!!


but as a gentleman would you actually go into boots and buy extra small condoms???

yeah I was wondering that :hmm: would any man do it????
Richie_lecturer
09-11-2005, 17:26
but as a gentleman would you actually go into boots and buy extra small condoms???

No, one gets the viagra there, not the johnny's. :moonie:
alan45
09-11-2005, 18:45
:rotfl: oh ok!!!


but as a gentleman would you actually go into boots and buy extra small condoms???

Yes of course but I would say in a very loud voice ' Obviously these are not for me' :p :p
Debs
09-11-2005, 19:56
Yes of course but I would say in a very loud voice ' Obviously these are not for me' :p :p


LMAO!!

if i was a bloke id have to find a very hidden vending machine somewhere and get them :rotfl:
Debs
09-11-2005, 19:57
and what would you do if you were out with a bloke and found condoms in his pocket that said extra small on them???
willow
10-11-2005, 07:10
and what would you do if you were out with a bloke and found condoms in his pocket that said extra small on them???

hope he bought them by mistake!!!!
Debs
10-11-2005, 08:51
hope he bought them by mistake!!!!

lmao!!
alan45
10-11-2005, 10:13
and what would you do if you were out with a bloke and found condoms in his pocket that said extra small on them???

Stick with him and see what develops :)