Hello I am Mr Humphries

[Mr Humphries]

Hiya all, I thought it is about time to dish the dirty on me.

I am Michael and 26 and own my own pub and drink most of the profits LoL. Luckly we make loads so there is still some left. I am made about Eastenders mainly, cant stick Corrie. Emmerdale is good too, getting into that plus my Aussie Soaps, Neighbours and Home and Away. Like the classic aussie soaps too, like Sons and Daughters and of course Prisoner Cell Block H.

By my nickname you can till I am gay, and I can safely say that I am the only one in the village as there are only 6 houses. LoL

Well thats me ! :p

[alan45]

Very amusing, :)

[di marco]

Hi! :D

[$sTaCeY$]

Hi

welcome to the boards

[Jojo]

Hey Mr H - welcome to the boards :D Look forward to chatting more :D

[willow]

hello,

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Hey!! I see you been posting.. always see you in the EE section as I go know where else :p Glad you enjoy it here!! Speak soon xx

[Chris_2k11]

Hi and welcome to the boards! :cheer:

[Angeltigger]

Heyo Michael, Welcome.. people are very friendly and you will find me mostly on the hollyoaks and home & away tread mostly but i chat all over the place, also you may call me Tig's. Well hope you enjoy

[feelingyellow]

hi michael, welcome to the boards! :D

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Oh and call me Spicy xx

[Chloe O'brien]

hey michael how are you. Nice to know you own a pub :) but your forgot to tell us about the cute plummer :p

[Debs]

hiya

welcome to the boards, have seen you around loads! there a lots of friendly people here i am one of them LOL chat to you soon
debs
xx

[di marco]

as you own a pub, does that mean we could get free booze? lol! :D

[Tori]

Mr Humphries!!!!!!

[Kim]

Hi :D

[CrazyLea]

hello. im lea. ive seen you around... look forward to speaking to you more... have fun :p

[Mr Humphries]

Oh campers, you make an older queen very happy. I have such a Moet hangover

[Tori]

what, again???

[Mr Humphries]

Yes again. Mind you sat outside at 6.00 this morning drinking a glass of moet and a fag. Its was very Chrissie Watts

[Chloe-Elise]

Heya Mr Humphries :D

[Layne]

hiya

welcome to the boards, have seen you around loads! there a lots of friendly people here i am one of them LOL chat to you soon
debs
xx

hello and welcome, i am another friendly person debs was talking about :p
Wow your own pub! Cool, i'd love to own my own pub, i'd call it @the Queen vic' Am sooooooo not obsessed :angel:

Very Chrissie watts lol!

Speak soon
oh and btw i'm Layne welcome! x

[Debs]

hello and welcome, i am another friendly person debs was talking about :p
Wow your own pub! Cool, i'd love to own my own pub, i'd call it @the Queen vic' Am sooooooo not obsessed :angel:

Very Chrissie watts lol!

Speak soon
oh and btw i'm Layne welcome! x


she is very friendly yeah but not as freindly as moi :p :p :p

[di marco]

hello and welcome, i am another friendly person debs was talking about :p
Wow your own pub! Cool, i'd love to own my own pub, i'd call it @the Queen vic' Am sooooooo not obsessed :angel:

Very Chrissie watts lol!

Speak soon
oh and btw i'm Layne welcome! x

im gonna be nice and not make a comment on the friendly part! :)

[di marco]

she is very friendly yeah but not as freindly as moi :p :p :p

lol! :D

[Debs]

im gonna be nice and not make a comment on the friendly part! :)#



:rotfl: but you agree that im nice dont ya:searchme:

[di marco]

#



:rotfl: but you agree that im nice dont ya:searchme:

yep of corse! :) layne knows im only kidding, its a little joke we have going! :D

[Layne]

she is very friendly yeah but not as freindly as moi :p :p :p

No i'm friendlier! :p!
yeh its a little joke we have going! Awww how sweet you didn't make a mean comment!! hehe we is getting good at this lol! x

[Bad Wolf]

hey- we chatted a bit lasy week and its nice to put a real name to you

I'm rachael by the way- but i prefare rach, and i'm definately not bad or a wolf- just a doctor who nut!

[Angeltigger]

Oh that where your name from i was wondering

[Debs]

No i'm friendlier! :p!
yeh its a little joke we have going! Awww how sweet you didn't make a mean comment!! hehe we is getting good at this lol! x


:nono: :nono: :nono:

i am layne :rotfl:

[Layne]

Well this is going to carry on, ok we are as friendly as each other! :p!

But debs was very noce to me when i first joined all those years ago *casts mind back*
Oh ok months ago same thing! :p!

[Debs]

Well this is going to carry on, ok we are as friendly as each other! :p!

But debs was very noce to me when i first joined all those years ago *casts mind back*
Oh ok months ago same thing! :p!

:rotfl: yeah it will carry on for days if we let in!

we are both lovely! :p

yeah i am always nice to you not that we have chatted lately grrrrrrr where you been :searchme:

[Layne]

Yeh i no not chatted in a while!
I have been around, not posting much that is probably why! I'm sorry i will post more and that way we can chat more! :)!

[Mr Humphries]

Ooh you are all so lovely

[Layne]

Ooh you are all so lovely
awwwwwwwwwww thanks., ell there are a selected few! :p!
*including me of course!*

[di marco]

yeh its a little joke we have going! Awww how sweet you didn't make a mean comment!! hehe we is getting good at this lol! x

i know, we are doing really well! :D

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Ooh you are all so lovely
Lol.. so are you!! :p

[Layne]

i know, we are doing really well! :D

I know it must be a record! x :p

[Trinity]

Oh that where your name from i was wondering

The John Inman character in 'Are you being served?' His catch phrase was 'I'm free!'

[di marco]

I know it must be a record! x :p

yay well done us! :D

[Layne]

yay well done us! :D

Yey!!! lets open the bubbly *alcohol yey!!* lol

[di marco]

Yey!!! lets open the bubbly *alcohol yey!!* lol

yay count me in lol! :D

[Layne]

Yey a ight little party we got going here! lol Oh my god do you know what i just remembered, when we was gonna kidnap, Nigel, Marcus,Joel, Jake and little Ellis!! haha We;ve had some good time lol!
Anywayz got to go now, talk tomorrow babe luv ya xxxx

[di marco]

Yey a ight little party we got going here! lol Oh my god do you know what i just remembered, when we was gonna kidnap, Nigel, Marcus,Joel, Jake and little Ellis!! haha We;ve had some good time lol!
Anywayz got to go now, talk tomorrow babe luv ya xxxx

yeh that was funny lol! hope youve saved some champagne for me! see ya later hunni x x x

[crazygirl]

i cant stand champagne it makes me feel sick!

[Layne]

yeh that was funny lol! hope youve saved some champayne for me! see ya later hunni x x x


I saved ya some don't worry!
And i love it!! yey!
So how have you been today honey!

[di marco]

I saved ya some don't worry!
And i love it!! yey!
So how have you been today honey!

yep ive been good thanks hunni, but ill be even better once you hand me that bubbily! *puts out hand* so hows you been?

[di marco]

i cant stand champagne it makes me feel sick!

i love champagne! :)

[Layne]

lol, i am good thanks! Got to go am off out lol speak soon Mwah! x

[di marco]

hey ya gonna give me any champagne? it looks like youre hogging it all! :angry:

[Layne]

hey ya gonna give me any champagne? it looks like youre hogging it all! :angry:


Forget that am not off out, but if i go well then i have gone out (werid but yeh!) i have given you osme! I have saved ya half the bottle" :p!
Your making me sound like some alcohlolic!

[di marco]

you may have saved me half the bottle but you aint passed it to me lol! :(

[Layne]

I sooooooooooooooo have *quickly passes the bottle before anyone realises!*
:p! I am not an alcoholic as i am being made out! I saved half the bottle for you! :p!

[di marco]

i didnt say you were an alchy hunni! *drinks half bottle* any more lol!

[Layne]

Oh ok will forgive ya!
Urmm i duno will have a look! *goes on search for more alcohol!*

[Angeltigger]

The John Inman character in 'Are you being served?' His catch phrase was 'I'm free!'
Huh, sorry what

[Trinity]

Huh, sorry what

That is where the name comes from. The TV show Are you being served? Had a gay character called Mr Humphries. what did you think I meant?:searchme:

[Angeltigger]

I was talking about Rach name as Bad Wolf

[Trinity]

Ahh, sorry, I guess my answer was totally confusing then! Bad Wolf is from Dr Who

[Angeltigger]

Ahh, sorry, I guess my answer was totally confusing then! Bad Wolf is from Dr Who
Yep it was as rach told us it was from Doctor who (her name)

[Mr Humphries]

Champagne is lovely. Humm I think I am going to a bottle for breakfast

[di marco]

Champagne is lovely. Humm I think I am going to a bottle for breakfast

hey thats no fair! :(

[Layne]

hey thats no fair! :(


#awwww honey! Lol

[crazygirl]

That is where the name comes from. The TV show Are you being served? Had a gay character called Mr Humphries. what did you think I meant?:searchme:mr humphries was cool