big bro fan
02-11-2005, 14:57
This is an idea i had so i thought i would post it
Scene 1
Queen Vic
[Chrissie is at the bar]
Sharon:you killed my dad did'nt you
Chrissie:yeah but no but why are you always goin on at me about your stupid dad i mean it's not my fault i hit him this is so unfair
Sharon:so you did kill him
Chrissie:OH MY GOD the only reason your doing this is because your jealous of me an you you know dennis wants to sleep with me
Sharon:yeah know
Chrissie:and anway don't go listhening to jake because he's been kissing Dot down the back of tesco's an she nearly got pregnant
Sharon: :eek:
Scene 2
Cafe
[Ian is cooking in the back]
Jane:we need more sausages
Ian:[wipes the sausages up the window]eh eh eh
Jane:oh hi Phil
Ian:[serious eh eh eh]
Phil:where's Ian
Ian:[starts throwing plates at Phil]
Phil:what's that for
Ian:life's not easy being the only gay in the village
Jane:your ann not daffyd
Ian:oh...eh eh eh
Scene 3
Park
[Kat and Alfie are in the park]
Alfie:want an ice cream
Kat:yeah
Alfie:which one
Kat:that one
Alfie:but that's five pounds
Kat:yeah know
Alfie:sigh
[Kat see's a duck and follows it into the river while Alfie's back is turned]
Alfie:why you wet
Kat:i fell
Scene 4
Queen Vic
[Dennis is sat at the bar upset]
Chrissie:what's the matter dennis
Dennis:life's not easy being the only gay in Walford
Chrissie:well there's a gay there
[Martin enters the pub]
Martin:bacardi and coke pleas Chrisseie
Dennis:you are not a Gay
Martin:yes i am
Dennis:no i am the only gay in walford
Martin:runs away crying like a little girl
Scene 5
Pauline's house
[Martin comes down the stairs dressed like a lady]
Sonia:Martin
Martin:my name is Pauline i'm a lady
Sonia: :eek:
Martin:i like to do ladys things like knit and stroke kittens
Sonia:allright then
later on
Martin is fixing a car dressed as a women
Martin:hello again
Sonia: :confused:
Scene 6
Somewhere
[Gary Minty Grant and Pat are sat together]
Yolande:welcome to fat fighters
Grant:don't need to be here
Yolande:well looking at the scales fatty you do
Pat:ere your not skinny yourself
Yolande:well i dont binge on food like you fattys so
Minty:i saw you eating ten packs of kit kats earlier
Kat:did dome one call me
Garry:we were talking about chocolate
Kat: :crying:
Minty:i got evidence
Grant:well that clears it i'm off
hope you liked it
Scene 1
Queen Vic
[Chrissie is at the bar]
Sharon:you killed my dad did'nt you
Chrissie:yeah but no but why are you always goin on at me about your stupid dad i mean it's not my fault i hit him this is so unfair
Sharon:so you did kill him
Chrissie:OH MY GOD the only reason your doing this is because your jealous of me an you you know dennis wants to sleep with me
Sharon:yeah know
Chrissie:and anway don't go listhening to jake because he's been kissing Dot down the back of tesco's an she nearly got pregnant
Sharon: :eek:
Scene 2
Cafe
[Ian is cooking in the back]
Jane:we need more sausages
Ian:[wipes the sausages up the window]eh eh eh
Jane:oh hi Phil
Ian:[serious eh eh eh]
Phil:where's Ian
Ian:[starts throwing plates at Phil]
Phil:what's that for
Ian:life's not easy being the only gay in the village
Jane:your ann not daffyd
Ian:oh...eh eh eh
Scene 3
Park
[Kat and Alfie are in the park]
Alfie:want an ice cream
Kat:yeah
Alfie:which one
Kat:that one
Alfie:but that's five pounds
Kat:yeah know
Alfie:sigh
[Kat see's a duck and follows it into the river while Alfie's back is turned]
Alfie:why you wet
Kat:i fell
Scene 4
Queen Vic
[Dennis is sat at the bar upset]
Chrissie:what's the matter dennis
Dennis:life's not easy being the only gay in Walford
Chrissie:well there's a gay there
[Martin enters the pub]
Martin:bacardi and coke pleas Chrisseie
Dennis:you are not a Gay
Martin:yes i am
Dennis:no i am the only gay in walford
Martin:runs away crying like a little girl
Scene 5
Pauline's house
[Martin comes down the stairs dressed like a lady]
Sonia:Martin
Martin:my name is Pauline i'm a lady
Sonia: :eek:
Martin:i like to do ladys things like knit and stroke kittens
Sonia:allright then
later on
Martin is fixing a car dressed as a women
Martin:hello again
Sonia: :confused:
Scene 6
Somewhere
[Gary Minty Grant and Pat are sat together]
Yolande:welcome to fat fighters
Grant:don't need to be here
Yolande:well looking at the scales fatty you do
Pat:ere your not skinny yourself
Yolande:well i dont binge on food like you fattys so
Minty:i saw you eating ten packs of kit kats earlier
Kat:did dome one call me
Garry:we were talking about chocolate
Kat: :crying:
Minty:i got evidence
Grant:well that clears it i'm off
hope you liked it