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Siobhan
19-10-2005, 16:44
A primary school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by 6 year-olds, (the last one is classic!)



> Strike while the ..........................insect is close.

> Never underestimate the power of............ants.

> Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.

> Better to be safe than......................punch an older boy.

> If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.

> It's always darkest before..................Daylight-Saving Time.

> You can lead a horse to water but...........how?

> No news is..................................impossible.

> A miss is as good as a......................Mr.

> You can't teach an old dog new..............maths.

> Love all, trust.............................me.

> The pen is mightier than the................pigs.

> An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.

> Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.

> Happy is the bride who.........................gets all the presents.

> A penny saved is............................not much.

> Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.

> Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.

> Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you have to blow your nose.

> There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.

> Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded.

> If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.

> You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box.

> When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.

> And the favourite:



> Better late than............................pregnant!

feelingyellow
19-10-2005, 16:47
lol, hilarious especially the last one! :rotfl:
thanks for posting that :)

phils little sister
19-10-2005, 16:48
very good :rotfl:

Trinity
19-10-2005, 17:36
A primary school kid came up with the last one! My goodness, they learn early!