phils little sister
19-10-2005, 16:12
>A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches
I've
>been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
>"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
>His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
stand
>in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a
headache;
>I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.'It worked!
>The headaches are all gone."
>The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
fire in
>the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist
and
>see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
>Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes,
>picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the
bed
>and says,"Don't move, I'll be right back."
>He goes into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into
>bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>His wife says,"Boy, that was wonderful!"
>The husband says,"Don't move! I will be right back."
>He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
better
>than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>Her husband again says,"Don't move, I'll be right back."
>With that, he goes back in the bathroom.This time,his wife quietly
follows
>him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror
and
>saying,"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my
>wife!"
>His funeral services will be held on Monday.
I've
>been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
>"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
>His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
stand
>in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a
headache;
>I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.'It worked!
>The headaches are all gone."
>The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
fire in
>the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist
and
>see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
>Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes,
>picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the
bed
>and says,"Don't move, I'll be right back."
>He goes into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into
>bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>His wife says,"Boy, that was wonderful!"
>The husband says,"Don't move! I will be right back."
>He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
better
>than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>Her husband again says,"Don't move, I'll be right back."
>With that, he goes back in the bathroom.This time,his wife quietly
follows
>him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror
and
>saying,"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my
>wife!"
>His funeral services will be held on Monday.