JustJodi
13-10-2005, 18:55
BIT OF FUN.
> >>
> >>MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT
WHAT
>YOUR
> >>NEW NAME IS......
> >>
> >>We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
>Please
> >>don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
>including
> >>the person that sent it to you.
> >>
> >>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>silliness
> >>to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
>stressful
> >>days than not.
> >>
> >>Here is your dose of humor...
> >>
> >>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> >>
> >>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
> >>forward
>it
> >>to friends and family and co-workers.
> >>
> >>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,
so
>they
> >>know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager
is
>now
> >>known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
> >>
> >>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
> >>Underpants
>And
> >>the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the
>evil
> >>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >>
> >>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
> >>first
> >>name:
> >>
> >>a = snickle
> >>b = doombah
> >>c = goober
> >>d = cheesey
> >>e = crusty
> >>f = greasy
> >>g = dumbo
> >>h = farcus
> >>i = dorky
> >>j = doofus
> >>k = funky
> >>l = boobie
> >>m = sleezy
> >>n = sloopy
> >>o = fluffy
> >>p = stinky
> >>q = slimy
> >>r = dorfus
> >>s = snooty
> >>t = tootsie
> >>u = dipsy
> >>v = sneezy
> >>w = liver
> >>x = skippy
> >>y = dinky
> >>z = zippy
> >>
> >>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
> >>half
>of
> >>your new last name:
> >>
> >>a = dippin
> >>b = feather
> >>c = batty
> >>d = burger
> >>e = chicken
> >>f = barffy
> >>g = lizard
> >>h = waffle
> >>i = farkle
> >>j = monkey
> >>k = flippin
> >>l = fricken
> >>m = bubble
> >>n = rhino
> >>o = potty
> >>p = hamster
> >>q = buckle
> >>r = gizzard
> >>s = lickin
> >>t = snickle
> >>u = chuckle
> >>v = pickle
> >>w = hubble
> >>x = dingle
> >>y = gorilla
> >>z = girdle
> >>
> >>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
> >>half
>of
> >>your new last name:
> >>
> >>a = butt
> >>b = boob
> >>c = face
> >>d = nose
> >>e = hump
> >>f = breath
> >>g = pants
> >>h = shorts
> >>i = lips
> >>j = honker
> >>k = head
> >>l = tush
> >>m = chunks
> >>n = dunkin
> >>o = brains
> >>p = biscuits
> >>q = toes
> >>r = doodle
> >>s = fanny
> >>t = sniffer
> >>u = sprinkles
> >>v = frack
> >>w = squirt
> >>x = humperdinck
> >>y = hiney
> >>z = juice
> >>
> >>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
> >>
> >>MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT
WHAT
>YOUR
> >>NEW NAME IS......
> >>
> >>We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
>Please
> >>don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
>including
> >>the person that sent it to you.
> >>
> >>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>silliness
> >>to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
>stressful
> >>days than not.
> >>
> >>Here is your dose of humor...
> >>
> >>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> >>
> >>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
> >>forward
>it
> >>to friends and family and co-workers.
> >>
> >>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,
so
>they
> >>know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager
is
>now
> >>known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
> >>
> >>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
> >>Underpants
>And
> >>the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the
>evil
> >>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >>
> >>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
> >>first
> >>name:
> >>
> >>a = snickle
> >>b = doombah
> >>c = goober
> >>d = cheesey
> >>e = crusty
> >>f = greasy
> >>g = dumbo
> >>h = farcus
> >>i = dorky
> >>j = doofus
> >>k = funky
> >>l = boobie
> >>m = sleezy
> >>n = sloopy
> >>o = fluffy
> >>p = stinky
> >>q = slimy
> >>r = dorfus
> >>s = snooty
> >>t = tootsie
> >>u = dipsy
> >>v = sneezy
> >>w = liver
> >>x = skippy
> >>y = dinky
> >>z = zippy
> >>
> >>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
> >>half
>of
> >>your new last name:
> >>
> >>a = dippin
> >>b = feather
> >>c = batty
> >>d = burger
> >>e = chicken
> >>f = barffy
> >>g = lizard
> >>h = waffle
> >>i = farkle
> >>j = monkey
> >>k = flippin
> >>l = fricken
> >>m = bubble
> >>n = rhino
> >>o = potty
> >>p = hamster
> >>q = buckle
> >>r = gizzard
> >>s = lickin
> >>t = snickle
> >>u = chuckle
> >>v = pickle
> >>w = hubble
> >>x = dingle
> >>y = gorilla
> >>z = girdle
> >>
> >>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
> >>half
>of
> >>your new last name:
> >>
> >>a = butt
> >>b = boob
> >>c = face
> >>d = nose
> >>e = hump
> >>f = breath
> >>g = pants
> >>h = shorts
> >>i = lips
> >>j = honker
> >>k = head
> >>l = tush
> >>m = chunks
> >>n = dunkin
> >>o = brains
> >>p = biscuits
> >>q = toes
> >>r = doodle
> >>s = fanny
> >>t = sniffer
> >>u = sprinkles
> >>v = frack
> >>w = squirt
> >>x = humperdinck
> >>y = hiney
> >>z = juice
> >>
> >>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.