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Mr Humphries
10-10-2005, 18:03
Why oh why cant we have a Den Thread I ask you, we all have our opinions. Please leave it alone, if you dont agree with what we are talking about then, you dont have to read the thread do you?

Luna
10-10-2005, 18:22
why have a den thread when he dead, he's gone he aint coming back???

And why is it in the rumour mill?

.:SpIcYsPy:.
10-10-2005, 18:25
And why is it in the rumour mill?
I was wondering that too luna!! Den is never coming back.. give up people!!

Chris_2k11
10-10-2005, 18:28
What's all this about?! :confused:

Luna
10-10-2005, 18:30
the original thread was closed earlier on today......

alan45
10-10-2005, 19:00
why have a den thread when he dead, he's gone he aint coming back???

And why is it in the rumour mill?

Probably because there is no thread for wishful thinking :lol:

pops110874
10-10-2005, 19:11
i agree - the arguement has raged on for a while now.....

reasons why this should be closed

1. there is no rumour he is returning
2. he officially died this time around
3. the producers would never bring him back again
4. most people are bored of arguing the same point over and over again - "i want den back" and "i dont want den back" blah de blah

Debs
10-10-2005, 19:15
Why oh why cant we have a Den Thread I ask you, we all have our opinions. Please leave it alone, if you dont agree with what we are talking about then, you dont have to read the thread do you?


we cant have a den thread coz he is DEAD! 100% DEAD!

SIX FOOT UNDER DEAD AND BURIED DEAD, not much point in having a thread for him he aint gonna be doing much where he is!!

Jade
10-10-2005, 21:09
Oh dear not again, will move to general and rename THE DEN THREAD!

alan45
10-10-2005, 21:55
i agree - the arguement has raged on for a while now.....

reasons why this should be closed

1. there is no rumour he is returning
2. he officially died this time around
3. the producers would never bring him back again
4. most people are bored of arguing the same point over and over again - "i want den back" and "i dont want den back" blah de blah


1. True

2. He was officially dead first time around

3. Unless LB comes back

4. True ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :wall:

JustJodi
10-10-2005, 22:50
1. True

2. He was officially dead first time around

3. Unless LB comes back

4. True ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :wall:

OMG are we on this subject again,, can't they leave the stinky dead man buried to be worm food !!!!!:wall:

Jessie Wallace
10-10-2005, 22:56
A totally stupid threa, whats the point, hum let's open a thread about Roy and talk about another dead man!

Jade
10-10-2005, 22:57
and Barry!!!! why dont we just have a dead thread?

alan45
10-10-2005, 22:59
A totally stupid threa, whats the point, hum let's open a thread about Roy and talk about another dead man!

Yeas Arthur Fowler He loved this place

JustJodi
10-10-2005, 23:01
Yeas Arthur Fowler He loved this place

or Trevor,Steve owens, Paul... ooooh and why not Andy ????:moonie:

Jessie Wallace
10-10-2005, 23:02
At least Arthur was ok, dead was a yawn fest.

Jade
10-10-2005, 23:03
or a charecters on the run thread that we can bring back to improve ratings

alan45
10-10-2005, 23:04
And dont forget the war hero killed by the cardboard funfair

Jade
10-10-2005, 23:06
or Lettia (had more breaks than a kit kat) dean

JustJodi
10-10-2005, 23:07
And dont forget the war hero killed by the cardboard funfair


ooooh how could we forget him !!!!!!!!

Chris_2k11
10-10-2005, 23:07
(ignore).

Chris_2k11
10-10-2005, 23:08
or Lettia (had more breaks than a kit kat) deanlmao Jade! :rotfl: lol that made me laugh! :D :D

JustJodi
10-10-2005, 23:08
or Lettia (had more breaks than a kit kat) dean

:cheer: good one Jade high five :cheer:

Jade
10-10-2005, 23:08
lmao Jade! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Took me ages to think of that!!!!

Chris_2k11
10-10-2005, 23:09
Took me ages to think of that!!!! :D lol it was a good one! :thumbsup:

alan45
10-10-2005, 23:12
lmao at kit kat woman


Bring back Spencer Moon he was dead from the ankles up

Richie_lecturer
10-10-2005, 23:14
I heard Reg Cox will feature in a one-off episode next March, when Pauline finds him lying on Arthur's Bench. His first words will be "Where's Ali Osman?".

Jade
10-10-2005, 23:15
opps we seam to have hijacked this thread!

It's really odd though the way people return without anyone batting an eylid

Jessie Wallace
10-10-2005, 23:15
That so has to be a joke

JustJodi
10-10-2005, 23:20
lmao at kit kat woman


Bring back Spencer Moon he was dead from the ankles up

Indeed he was... he couldn't act his way outta a paper bag :moonie:

alan45
10-10-2005, 23:21
Maybe cthey could bring back Ethels little Willie for a torrid relationship with Betty

Richie_lecturer
10-10-2005, 23:26
That would be difficult. Betty rarely escapes beyond Pauline's hands.

alan45
10-10-2005, 23:30
That would be difficult. Betty rarely escapes beyond Pauline's hands.

Pauline will be too busy making Pete Beales tea

JustJodi
10-10-2005, 23:31
That would be difficult. Betty rarely escapes beyond Pauline's hands.


I seem to recall that martin had Betty firmly in his hands when he interupted Pauline and Joseph snoggin LOL

Richie_lecturer
10-10-2005, 23:32
with a few biccies on the side for Lou.

Jade
10-10-2005, 23:39
I think we need to keep this thread for people who actually want to discuss Den.

JustJodi
10-10-2005, 23:46
I think we need to keep this thread for people who actually want to discuss Den.

Ok Den is dead , :wall: buried , :wall: kickin up daisies :wall: and :wall: worm food,, nuff said :readtheru

alan45
10-10-2005, 23:48
Ok Den is dead , :wall: buried , :wall: kickin up daisies :wall: and :wall: worm food,, nuff said :readtheru

Nah he is alive and well and appearing on a webcam near you :sick:

JustJodi
10-10-2005, 23:52
Nah he is alive and well and appearing on a webcam near you :sick:

:lol: whose dressing room is he in this time or did his coffin come with one ?? and a PC and web cam to do dirty deeds from the beyond ?? :sick:

melanielovesdennisrickman
11-10-2005, 07:10
Nah he is alive and well and appearing on a webcam near you :sick:

Eewwwwww........that's disgusting,Absolutely disgusting:sick: :sick:

callummc
11-10-2005, 08:20
why is den such a threat to you people,if you dont like him well why waste your time,den was and still is a legend a long with angie,at least he went into the privacy of his dressing room rather than having fun on car parks,dont get me wrong thats their business what right have we to judge,we all do things we shouldn't,and as my gran says untill we have lived a perfect life a d so have our children we have no right to judge,but we do and if you think about it leslie except for his need to log onto adult websites which he paid for and was no threat to anyone,since he came on the scene over 20 years ago has managed to make good,remember the old saying "you can take the boy out of the gutter,but you can't take the gutter out of boy",well leslie coming from his background is bound to be flawed in some way,but hes not the only one look at jessie wallace a nd steve mcfadden being done for drink driving ,a car is a much larger weapon that can kill when being controllrd by drunks,add to that babs windsor had links to the underworld,made plenty of bad headlines as did jessie wallace,steve mcfaddenand half the cast,ee has 1 large disfunctional cast,but they entertain us with fiction,when their personal lives are really more entertaining than the show itself

Debs
11-10-2005, 14:30
And dont forget the war hero killed by the cardboard funfair


What warhero?????

Richie_lecturer
11-10-2005, 18:25
Best not to remember anything about it Debz. It brings back pain, just like kidneygate et al. :thumbsdow

Bryan
11-10-2005, 18:37
dirty den was a legend, and its a pity he had to be killed off, he could have been the basis of many a storyline once all the folks have left at the end of this year, and tracy anne oberman could have stayed, and we could have more of a watts vs mitchells feud...but now he is dead, he cannot and will not return, however sad that fact may be, its the way it is

alan45
11-10-2005, 23:05
why is den such a threat to you people,if you dont like him well why waste your time,den was and still is a legend a long with angie,at least he went into the privacy of his dressing room rather than having fun on car parks,dont get me wrong thats their business what right have we to judge,we all do things we shouldn't,and as my gran says untill we have lived a perfect life a d so have our children we have no right to judge,but we do and if you think about it leslie except for his need to log onto adult websites which he paid for and was no threat to anyone,since he came on the scene over 20 years ago has managed to make good,remember the old saying "you can take the boy out of the gutter,but you can't take the gutter out of boy",well leslie coming from his background is bound to be flawed in some way,but hes not the only one look at jessie wallace a nd steve mcfadden being done for drink driving ,a car is a much larger weapon that can kill when being controllrd by drunks,add to that babs windsor had links to the underworld,made plenty of bad headlines as did jessie wallace,steve mcfaddenand half the cast,ee has 1 large disfunctional cast,but they entertain us with fiction,when their personal lives are really more entertaining than the show itself

DEN is no threat to anyone he is dead

Richie_lecturer
11-10-2005, 23:09
But he lives on in spirit, via his webcam. Now that is threatening.

alan45
11-10-2005, 23:13
EE is full of convicted crims

Mr Humphries
12-10-2005, 00:30
Den is such a threat to them because they know deep down that the BBC has made a mistake. Dont worry campers, when he comes back and it makes good TV, they will forget the manner in which it was done. Plus it bloody hell Eastenders is fiction and unreal and no matter how much certain people try and give us good reasons as too why he cant come back because of DNA and things.

alan45
12-10-2005, 00:37
Den is such a threat to them because they know deep down that the BBC has made a mistake. Dont worry campers, when he comes back and it makes good TV, they will forget the manner in which it was done. Plus it bloody hell Eastenders is fiction and unreal and no matter how much certain people try and give us good reasons as too why he cant come back because of DNA and things.

Much as you desire his return my friend even the people at Elstee would not attempt to insult our intelligence for a second time. Den should never have been killed off on that we agree but the sad fact is that he was so even if you care to disregard facts such as DNA, forensic Science, multiple identification, post mortem evidence, physical and other corrorbrative evidence the other thing is that the scriptwriters may fool one or two gullible viewers they will never convince the other 7,999,998 sensible ones :wall:

EDIT- SWEARING

Mr Humphries
12-10-2005, 00:43
So why did it work the first time then ? Do you not think that if it was for the good of the soap people would accept it? You have to admit that his return for a 2nd time would cause some of the best storylines no matter how unreal his return would be ? A good script writer could do it, after all it worked several times in Dallas and Dynasty and they had millions and millions of ratings !

alan45
12-10-2005, 00:52
it didnt work in dallas and it dint work in EE

Mr Humphries
12-10-2005, 00:54
Well thats your opinion isnt it ! Where would eastenders be now if den had not come back a 2nd time?

alan45
12-10-2005, 00:56
Well thats your opinion isnt it ! Where would eastenders be now if den had not come back a 2nd time?

A hellua a lot better off IMHO

JustJodi
12-10-2005, 01:13
So why did it work the first time then ? Do you not think that if it was for the good of the soap people would accept it? You have to admit that his return for a 2nd time would cause some of the best storylines no matter how unreal his return would be ? A good script writer could do it, after all it worked several times in Dallas and Dynasty and they had millions and millions of ratings !

You can not compare Dallas/Dynasty/Knots Landing to EE.. As far as I know Dallas was the only one who "brought" some one back from "death" and that was Bobby Ewing( the famous shower scene)
Den did not automatically bring the ratings up.. until he got his skull smashed in...
Oh BTW mr humphries,, the American nite time soap ratings were huge cos AMERICA is a MUCH larger Country than UK,, so that is not a fair comparsion,, its like comparing Mike Tyson with Mr Bean,, or Pee Wee Herman...:moonie:

JustJodi
12-10-2005, 02:40
A hellua a lot better off IMHO

Alan .. some folks can see DEAD PEOPLE,., so we are so much better off NOT SEEING the Dead people of Walford :wall:

alan45
12-10-2005, 13:18
Alan .. some folks can see DEAD PEOPLE,., so we are so much better off NOT SEEING the Dead people of Walford :wall:

I see enough dead people every day :)

Angeltigger
12-10-2005, 13:35
Den will not be coming back... EE can not have Den on our screen after what he did on his web cam, the other have done stuff but EE knowns that it was not the dangerous when it is like jessie wallace a nd steve mcfadden being done for drink driving ok a car is a much larger weapon that can kill when being controllrd by drunks. Like with Kat sister- they have to get rif off her as she was not with it as she was always drunck on set and Eastender need to think about these things, so Den is not coming back as you can not bring someone back from the dead twice and if they did bring him back than Eastenders will lose loads of viewers. So I think that this tread should be closed and I think people should just leave it that Den is dead and that the end

JustJodi
12-10-2005, 14:42
I see enough dead people every day :)

Gee you think ????:p :rotfl:

JustJodi
12-10-2005, 14:45
Den will not be coming back... EE can not have Den on our screen after what he did on his web cam, the other have done stuff but EE knowns that it was not the dangerous when it is like jessie wallace a nd steve mcfadden being done for drink driving ok a car is a much larger weapon that can kill when being controllrd by drunks. Like with Kat sister- they have to get rif off her as she was not with it as she was always drunck on set and Eastender need to think about these things, so Den is not coming back as you can not bring someone back from the dead twice and if they did bring him back than Eastenders will lose loads of viewers. So I think that this tread should be closed and I think people should just leave it that Den is dead and that the end

Thank u so much bounce tigger for telling it like it is,:clap: :clap: , people should just ACCEPT the fact Den isn't gonna come back !!!!! Den was an interesting character at one time, but it is OVER NOW, hes DEAD end of :readtheru

Florijo
12-10-2005, 15:11
Thank u so much bounce tigger for telling it like it is,:clap: :clap: , people should just ACCEPT the fact Den isn't gonna come back !!!!! Den was an interesting character at one time, but it is OVER NOW, hes DEAD end of :readtheru

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: Three cheers to that. How anybody could possibly think that the return of Den Part III could help EastEnders is living in a dream world. EastEnders is a british soap opera meant to reflect reality as much as possible. No offense to anybody who likes American soaps but they are so far from reality sometimes. I'd stop watching the soap the day that EastEnders has a 'dead' character emerging from a shower and his ex-wife having dreamt the entire previous season, including the fact that her husband had died. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Trinity
12-10-2005, 15:16
Den's last return WAS the end to EE.

And the returning slapheads are not going to resurrect it.

RIP EE

Angeltigger
12-10-2005, 16:51
Thank u so much bounce tigger for telling it like it is,:clap: :clap: , people should just ACCEPT the fact Den isn't gonna come back !!!!! Den was an interesting character at one time, but it is OVER NOW, hes DEAD end of :readtheru

Thanks, it just that i am sick and tired of people hearing how people want Den to come back :angry: - Well New Flash people- Den is Dead, We even saw him get put in the ground- and don't tell me if i am sick and tired of hearing about Den that i should not read the tread as i can read what i like... and you need to get used to it, if he does come back then many people will not be watching it and Eastenders will not be getting awards and it will be axed like Family affairs...And Eastender was going to get axed before when Den come back... SO PLEASE PEOPLE MOVE ON

Debs
12-10-2005, 17:04
PLEASE PEOPLE MOVE ON


:clap: well said!

callummc
12-10-2005, 17:07
why should we move on,its our choice if we continue watching ee in the hope the legend will be resureted again,and by the way the press called him the 6 million doller man on his return cos ee got 6 million extra veiwers for that week so his return was very sucsessful

Debs
12-10-2005, 17:11
why should we move on,its our choice if we continue watching ee in the hope the legend will be resureted again,and by the way the press called him the 6 million doller man on his return cos ee got 6 million extra veiwers for that week so his return was very sucsessful


think maybe it was more to do with we wanted to see how they bought him back! He didnt kep the ratings up though did he!! i dont think and i really hope they dont resurrect him? he isnt blooming jesus you know, he cant just come back from the dead it is unbelievable.

Angeltigger
12-10-2005, 17:14
Yeah that when he came Back and they miss him gbut then they found out what he was like and moved away from Eastenders- And well if you want to watch EE in hope than you go right ahead but it will never happen, and don't use the board to waste time and it taking up space that could be used for something else..

Angeltigger
12-10-2005, 17:15
Eastender was going to get axed because of him and his Webcam- he did not think about it...

callummc
12-10-2005, 18:52
Yeah that when he came Back and they miss him gbut then they found out what he was like and moved away from Eastenders- And well if you want to watch EE in hope than you go right ahead but it will never happen, and don't use the board to waste time and it taking up space that could be used for something else..I might think your posts are a waste of time and space,but i respect other peoples right to have their own likes and dislikes and dont expect everyone to agree with my veiws,and if your posts dont interest me,i dont waste space replying to them

Luna
12-10-2005, 19:06
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: Three cheers to that. How anybody could possibly think that the return of Den Part III could help EastEnders is living in a dream world. EastEnders is a british soap opera meant to reflect reality as much as possible. No offense to anybody who likes American soaps but they are so far from reality sometimes. I'd stop watching the soap the day that EastEnders has a 'dead' character emerging from a shower and his ex-wife having dreamt the entire previous season, including the fact that her husband had died. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

If den had to come back from the dead yet again...wouldn't they have to change the name to sunset walford??

Angeltigger
12-10-2005, 21:04
I might think your posts are a waste of time and space,but i respect other peoples right to have their own likes and dislikes and dont expect everyone to agree with my veiws,and if your posts dont interest me,i dont waste space replying to them

Well i know that my post on here are a waste of time, I respect other people right to have their likes and dislikes. I never said you had to reply to my posts if you did not- so my view on this tread is that it is a waste of time as we culd be talking about someone who is alive and not 6 feet under soil... So you say you have respect for other people view will you have just prove to me that you don't like my posts..

Jade
12-10-2005, 21:15
Yep everyone is entitled to their own opinion even if others dont agree, please do not accuse people of wasting time and space though, the people that waste time and space are the people who reply to posts with lol and yeah etc.

Cheers

alan45
12-10-2005, 22:27
DEN 1 was brilliant and easily one of the best characters on EE.
DEN 2 was absolutely rubbish a pale imitation of himself and a sad and boring twit
DEN 3 does not even bear thinking about

Angeltigger
12-10-2005, 22:32
DEN 1 was brilliant and easily one of the best characters on EE.
DEN 2 was absolutely rubbish a pale imitation of himself and a sad and boring twit
DEN 3 does not even bear thinking about

I never saw Den 1, but the other two are right

Richie_lecturer
12-10-2005, 22:40
Spot on as always Alan. :)

ghosthunter5487
15-10-2005, 11:26
It would of been cool if Den, Johnny and the Mitchell Brothers were all in it together.

Angeltigger
15-10-2005, 12:12
In what together- Remember that Den is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alan45
15-10-2005, 12:13
It would of been cool if Den, Johnny and the Mitchell Brothers were all in it together.

Bring a whole new meaning to the term 'Sleeping Partner'

Angeltigger
15-10-2005, 12:13
Den never liked Johnny, Johnny never liked the mitchell

JustJodi
15-10-2005, 12:22
It would of been cool if Den, Johnny and the Mitchell Brothers were all in it together.

Den is dead !!! So it ain't gonna happen.. unless u think EE is going to prop up his decomposing body next to Johnny and the Mitchells ???:sick:

JustJodi
15-10-2005, 12:23
Den never liked Johnny, Johnny never liked the mitchell

If I remember correctly Den could not REMEMBER who Johnny was ... any one else remember it like that ????

Angeltigger
15-10-2005, 12:24
Den is dead !!! So it ain't gonna happen.. unless u think EE is going to prop up his decomposing body next to Johnny and the Mitchells ???:sick:

Yeah that what i said that Den is DEAD!!!! but somepeople can not just move on

Angeltigger
15-10-2005, 12:25
If I remember correctly Den could not REMEMBER who Johnny was ... any one else remember it like that ????

Maybe he did not- but i am sure that he knew that johnny had a club

ghosthunter5487
16-10-2005, 23:03
Yeah that what i said that Den is DEAD!!!! but somepeople can not just move on

The producers were wrong to get rid of him.

littlemo
16-10-2005, 23:11
If I remember correctly Den could not REMEMBER who Johnny was ... any one else remember it like that ????

He didn't know who Johnny was instantly, Den knew he looked familiar, but wasn't sure where he knew him from. I think Johnny introduced himself, and then Den remembered. It couldn't have been a long lasting friendship they had. I think they just knew each other because they had moved in the same circles, mainly by reputation.

Angeltigger
17-10-2005, 09:05
The producers were wrong to get rid of him.

well like i said before he is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

callummc
17-10-2005, 09:09
The producers were wrong to get rid of him.i agree with you,den was ee the mitchells can not fill his shoes:moonie: ,his one liners were classic,

JustJodi
17-10-2005, 10:37
well like i said before he is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes he is dead and is now food for the worms,, the man is DEAD DEAD DEAD :wall:

callummc
17-10-2005, 13:28
yes he is dead and is now food for the worms,, the man is DEAD DEAD DEAD :wall: dead or not that dosn't mean he's forgotten,

Angeltigger
17-10-2005, 16:15
Nope he is not Forgotten

littlemo
18-10-2005, 00:54
Nope he is not Forgotten

No he won't be forgotten by anyone! He has effected so many people's lives. Maybe that should be 'infected'. Everyone will remember him. He had been dead for 14 years and people still talked about the 'Great Den Watts', I'm sure it will be the same this time.

Angeltigger
18-10-2005, 09:22
Little Mo i do know that- but somepeople can not just forgot him so that is why i said he is not forgotten- and i don't even miss Den he just was on my screen

pops110874
18-10-2005, 11:28
ok so what have we learned from this discussion

*producers were wrong to bring him back
*producers were wrong to kill him off (again)
*if he came back from the dead (again) it would be completely unbeliveable
*he was a great character and will always be an ee legend

but once again i cant see the point in the continuing of this thread, we just seem to go over the same ground over and over again.....

please accept it - den is braaawwn bread and he wont be returning!

Angeltigger
18-10-2005, 11:34
Yeah he is 6 feet under the ground and with the worms

pops110874
18-10-2005, 11:40
:wall:

alan45
18-10-2005, 13:13
Pity they didnt cremate him and scatter his ashes to the four winds. Then even the Elstree spin doctors could not have brought him back

parkerman
18-10-2005, 13:33
This thread reminds me of the famous scene in the first episode of Red Dwarf:

Lister notices that there is no one about, he walks into the canteen and sees that it is empty. The place is clean except for small piles of white dust on some of the tables. He tastes the powder and asks Holly, "Where is everybody Hol?"
"They’re dead Dave." Replies Holly.
"Who is?" says Lister.
"Everybody Dave" replies Holly.
"What, Captain Hollister?" Asks Lister.
"Everybody’s dead Dave." Answers Holly.
"What, Todd Hunter?" responds Lister as he eats some more of the white powder.
"Everybody’s dead Dave." Answers Holly.
"What Selby?" asks Lister in a sort of nonchalant disbelief.
"They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead Dave!" says Holly with a slight tinge of irritation.
"Peterson isn’t is he?" Says you know who.
"Everybody is DEAD Dave." Replies Holly even more irritated.
"Not Chen?"
"Gordon Bennett, yes Chen, everybody, everybody’s dead Dave!"
"Wot Rimmer?"
"He’s dead Dave, everybody’s dead, everybody is dead Dave!"
"Wait" says Lister finally, "are you trying to tell me that everybody is dead?"
Holly mutters, "I wish I’d never let him out in the first place…"

pops110874
18-10-2005, 13:53
:rotfl:

ghosthunter5487
21-10-2005, 18:59
It would be so cool if Den came back :cheer:

parkerman
22-10-2005, 09:23
With a name like yours perhaps you could arrange it... :cheer:

shannisrules
22-10-2005, 13:21
lol that would be funny! ghost hunter

JustJodi
22-10-2005, 14:46
Pity they didnt cremate him and scatter his ashes to the four winds. Then even the Elstree spin doctors could not have brought him back
Ohhh I would love to see the spin doctors TRY.. and watch their ratings plummet..then they will look at each other and say WOT DID WE DO ??:ninja:

JustJodi
22-10-2005, 14:48
This thread reminds me of the famous scene in the first episode of Red Dwarf:

Lister notices that there is no one about, he walks into the canteen and sees that it is empty. The place is clean except for small piles of white dust on some of the tables. He tastes the powder and asks Holly, "Where is everybody Hol?"
"They’re dead Dave." Replies Holly.
"Who is?" says Lister.
"Everybody Dave" replies Holly.
"What, Captain Hollister?" Asks Lister.
"Everybody’s dead Dave." Answers Holly.
"What, Todd Hunter?" responds Lister as he eats some more of the white powder.
"Everybody’s dead Dave." Answers Holly.
"What Selby?" asks Lister in a sort of nonchalant disbelief.
"They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead Dave!" says Holly with a slight tinge of irritation.
"Peterson isn’t is he?" Says you know who.
"Everybody is DEAD Dave." Replies Holly even more irritated.
"Not Chen?"
"Gordon Bennett, yes Chen, everybody, everybody’s dead Dave!"
"Wot Rimmer?"
"He’s dead Dave, everybody’s dead, everybody is dead Dave!"
"Wait" says Lister finally, "are you trying to tell me that everybody is dead?"
Holly mutters, "I wish I’d never let him out in the first place…"

Love it !!!!!!!:cheer: Think we have a few "Listers" on this thread ??? YEP :rotfl:

alan45
22-10-2005, 20:24
Ohhh I would love to see the spin doctors TRY.. and watch their ratings plummet..then they will look at each other and say WOT DID WE DO ??:ninja:

The sad thing is that if some airhead down Elstree way imagined this would garnish half a dozen more viewers then they may try it :rolleyes: