SoapRach
08-10-2005, 11:20
We all need a little stress-reliever today!!!!!!
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it
to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor ... Follow the instructions to find
your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and coworkers. Don't
forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and
wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Write this down!
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle b = doombah
c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy
w = liver x = skippy
y = dinky z = z ippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather
c = giggle d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy
g = lizard h = waffle
i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle
w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob
c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it
to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor ... Follow the instructions to find
your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and coworkers. Don't
forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and
wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Write this down!
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle b = doombah
c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy
w = liver x = skippy
y = dinky z = z ippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather
c = giggle d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy
g = lizard h = waffle
i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle
w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob
c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
Chucklefanny.