Luna
06-10-2005, 09:30
While I was driving down the A66 today, (going a little faster than I
>should
> >have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side
> >with a radar gun laying in wait.
> >
> >The copper pulled me over,walked up to the car, and with that classic
> >patronising smirk,asked: "Runway too short?"
> >
> >To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
> >
> >To which he asked, "What do you do?"
> >
> >"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
> >
> >The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And
> >just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> >
> >"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
>to
> >two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side
>to
> >side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch
>the
> >hole, until it's about 6 feet."
> >
> >Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you
>do
> >with a six-foot arsehole?"
> >
> >To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
>behind
>a
> >bridge..."
> >
> >Speeding ticket: £105.00
> >
> >Penalty Points : 3
> >
> >Court costs: £45
> >
> >Look on copper's face: Priceless
> >
>should
> >have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side
> >with a radar gun laying in wait.
> >
> >The copper pulled me over,walked up to the car, and with that classic
> >patronising smirk,asked: "Runway too short?"
> >
> >To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
> >
> >To which he asked, "What do you do?"
> >
> >"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
> >
> >The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And
> >just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> >
> >"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
>to
> >two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side
>to
> >side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch
>the
> >hole, until it's about 6 feet."
> >
> >Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you
>do
> >with a six-foot arsehole?"
> >
> >To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
>behind
>a
> >bridge..."
> >
> >Speeding ticket: £105.00
> >
> >Penalty Points : 3
> >
> >Court costs: £45
> >
> >Look on copper's face: Priceless
> >