chance
05-10-2005, 09:35
1. THE DOCTOR:
Because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST:
Because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
Because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. THE MILKMAN:
Because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
Because he says,"Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER:
Because he says,"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER:
Because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
8. THE HUNTER:
Because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
Because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?"
Because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST:
Because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
Because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. THE MILKMAN:
Because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
Because he says,"Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER:
Because he says,"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER:
Because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
8. THE HUNTER:
Because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
Because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?"