chance
02-10-2005, 22:17
JOHN, a newly married man met his new bride as she returned from work to find her wearing a spectacular diamond ring.
"Where did you get that?" he asked.
"My boss and I played the lotto," she replied. "We won and I bought the ring with my share of the winnings.
A week later, she came home with a new coat.
"Where'd you get the coat?" he asked.
She replied "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."
Another week later his wife arrived home driving a new BMW.
"Where did you get the car?" the husband asked.
Again she repeated the story about the lotto winnings.
That night his wife asked him to pour her a warm bath. When she entered the bathroom, she found there was barely enough water to cover the plug at the far end.
"What's this?" she asked.
"Well," he replied, "we don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?"
"Where did you get that?" he asked.
"My boss and I played the lotto," she replied. "We won and I bought the ring with my share of the winnings.
A week later, she came home with a new coat.
"Where'd you get the coat?" he asked.
She replied "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."
Another week later his wife arrived home driving a new BMW.
"Where did you get the car?" the husband asked.
Again she repeated the story about the lotto winnings.
That night his wife asked him to pour her a warm bath. When she entered the bathroom, she found there was barely enough water to cover the plug at the far end.
"What's this?" she asked.
"Well," he replied, "we don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?"