chance
29-09-2005, 23:42
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."
You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your cat has its own home page.
You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You don't know what sexes three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
someone tells you a joke and you start saying LOL LOL
You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."
You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your cat has its own home page.
You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You don't know what sexes three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
someone tells you a joke and you start saying LOL LOL