ten things you'll never hear your mum say

[chance]

Things a Mother would never say.
1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3.Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed
and walk him every day.
5.That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like
I'm running a prison around here.
8.Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9.Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

[lollymay]

cool. my mum would never say any of those things

[Jojo]

:hmm: What if you do sometimes say a couple of these!? :rotfl:

[samantha nixon]

my mum wouldnt say them things

[Luna]

10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

My mother does say that :eek:

She says i call her too much :lol:

[Abi]

:lol: They're great!

[Chloe-Elise]

They are great, my mum would never say any of them :lol:

[Debs]

yeah i dont think ive ever heard my mum say any of those!

[Rain_]

That curfew one would have been a godsend when i was a kid. I was very good at "missing" the last bus