chance
28-09-2005, 20:16
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
¤-Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?
¤-Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
¤-Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
¤-Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?
¤-Why do donuts have holes?
¤-If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny?
¤-How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet?
¤-Why do old men have hair in their ears?
¤-How do you throw away a garbage can?
¤-Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
¤-Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
¤-If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
¤-How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
¤-Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
¤-What is a male ladybug called?
¤-Do cows drink milk?
¤-Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
¤-If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
¤-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
¤-What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
¤-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
¤-Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
¤-What do you call a female daddy long legs?
¤-Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
¤-If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
¤-Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
¤-Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?
¤ -What's the opposite of opposite?
¤ -Why is the blackboard green?
¤-Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
¤-Did they have antiques in the olden days?
¤-Are zebras black w/white stripes or white w/black stripes?
¤-Can blind people see their dreams? -How can you hear yourself think?
¤ -If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
¤ -Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
¤ -Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
¤ -If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"
¤ -What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?
¤ -Why are both male and female ladybugs called ladybugs instead of ladybugs and manbugs?
¤ -If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
¤ -Why do The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mary Had a Little Lamb all have the same tune?
¤ -If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
¤ -If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
¤ -Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
¤ -Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window
¤ -Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
¤ -If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
¤ -What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
¤ -If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
¤ -Can a one-eyed person have 20/20 vision?
¤ -How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
¤-Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?
¤-Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
¤-Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
¤-Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?
¤-Why do donuts have holes?
¤-If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny?
¤-How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet?
¤-Why do old men have hair in their ears?
¤-How do you throw away a garbage can?
¤-Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
¤-Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
¤-If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
¤-How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
¤-Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
¤-What is a male ladybug called?
¤-Do cows drink milk?
¤-Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
¤-If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
¤-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
¤-What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
¤-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
¤-Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
¤-What do you call a female daddy long legs?
¤-Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
¤-If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
¤-Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
¤-Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?
¤ -What's the opposite of opposite?
¤ -Why is the blackboard green?
¤-Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
¤-Did they have antiques in the olden days?
¤-Are zebras black w/white stripes or white w/black stripes?
¤-Can blind people see their dreams? -How can you hear yourself think?
¤ -If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
¤ -Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
¤ -Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
¤ -If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"
¤ -What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?
¤ -Why are both male and female ladybugs called ladybugs instead of ladybugs and manbugs?
¤ -If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
¤ -Why do The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mary Had a Little Lamb all have the same tune?
¤ -If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
¤ -If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
¤ -Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
¤ -Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window
¤ -Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
¤ -If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
¤ -What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
¤ -If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
¤ -Can a one-eyed person have 20/20 vision?
¤ -How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?