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chance
28-09-2005, 20:16
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

¤-Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?

¤-Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

¤-Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?

¤-Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?

¤-Why do donuts have holes?

¤-If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny?

¤-How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet?

¤-Why do old men have hair in their ears?

¤-How do you throw away a garbage can?

¤-Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?

¤-Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

¤-If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

¤-How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

¤-Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??

¤-What is a male ladybug called?

¤-Do cows drink milk?

¤-Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?

¤-If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?

¤-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

¤-What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

¤-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

¤-Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

¤-What do you call a female daddy long legs?

¤-Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

¤-If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

¤-Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

¤-Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?

¤ -What's the opposite of opposite?

¤ -Why is the blackboard green?

¤-Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

¤-Did they have antiques in the olden days?

¤-Are zebras black w/white stripes or white w/black stripes?

¤-Can blind people see their dreams? -How can you hear yourself think?

¤ -If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

¤ -Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

¤ -Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

¤ -If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

¤ -What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

¤ -Why are both male and female ladybugs called ladybugs instead of ladybugs and manbugs?

¤ -If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

¤ -Why do The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mary Had a Little Lamb all have the same tune?

¤ -If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

¤ -If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

¤ -Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

¤ -Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window

¤ -Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

¤ -If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?

¤ -What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

¤ -If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

¤ -Can a one-eyed person have 20/20 vision?

¤ -How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

RealityGap
28-09-2005, 20:18
these are good I love the one about one leggged ducks!

willow
28-09-2005, 20:44
really funny!!!

Abi
28-09-2005, 20:44
Great! :cheer:

Debs
28-09-2005, 21:40
brilliant

hazey
28-09-2005, 22:34
very good they were well funny thanks for posting :rotfl:

xXxJessxXx
29-09-2005, 14:08
:rotfl: very funny. lol



¤-Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

¤-If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

¤-What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

¤ -Why do The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mary Had a Little Lamb all have the same tune?


i've oftern thought about the british singers. lol

we do have E grade dont we. coz i got one. lol

never noticed that those osngs have the same tune, i can see it in twinke and alphatbet but not mary hada little lamb. :confused: :hmm:

.:SpIcYsPy:.
29-09-2005, 16:54
¤-Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound? I wonder that!!

¤-Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? Who said I don't..

¤-Why do donuts have holes? Not all do..

¤-How do you throw away a garbage can? Who said you can't..

¤-Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? Does so!!

¤-Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? Super Mini Birdies!!

¤-If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****? I like that one..

¤-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Yes there is one..

¤-What do you call a female daddy long legs? Mummy short arm..

¤ -Why is the blackboard green? Not true..

¤-Are zebras black w/white stripes or white w/black stripes? Both!!

¤ -Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? Lol Good one!!

You wanted some answers I gave you the answers!!

lollymay
29-09-2005, 17:03
lol they are funny

xXxJessxXx
29-09-2005, 17:46
¤-Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound? I wonder that!!

¤-Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? Who said I don't..

¤-Why do donuts have holes? Not all do..

¤-How do you throw away a garbage can? Who said you can't..

¤-Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? Does so!!

¤-Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? Super Mini Birdies!!

¤-If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****? I like that one..

¤-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Yes there is one..

¤-What do you call a female daddy long legs? Mummy short arm..

¤ -Why is the blackboard green? Not true..

¤-Are zebras black w/white stripes or white w/black stripes? Both!!

¤ -Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? Lol Good one!!

You wanted some answers I gave you the answers!!

:lol: one thing i used to wonder as a kid was when talking about things that happend in the past where were all the men? if we had ancestors... where was all the unclebrothers. lol (I know see that there is no T in that word, and it is said wiht a bit of an accent.lol)

dont ask...i think i was some kind of problem child! lol

samantha nixon
29-09-2005, 19:10
i like them there good and we do have e grades

Behemoth
03-10-2005, 21:36
Moved to 'Fun and Games Forum'

hayley
04-10-2005, 19:04
these are great!