chance
28-09-2005, 20:12
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (But that's my favorite time to work on my hair! Darn *lol*)
¤On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special.)
¤On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (so, this ISN'T regualr soap?)
¤On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)
¤On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." (Whoops,Too Late!)
¤On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Oh really, I thought it would get cold)
¤On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
¤On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
¤On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I hope so.)
¤On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what? Outer Space?)
¤On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
¤On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh really? That's strange...)
¤On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (They were thinking we forgot what to do!)
¤On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (The kids are gonna be SO disapointed!.)
¤On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special.)
¤On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (so, this ISN'T regualr soap?)
¤On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)
¤On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." (Whoops,Too Late!)
¤On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Oh really, I thought it would get cold)
¤On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
¤On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
¤On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I hope so.)
¤On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what? Outer Space?)
¤On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
¤On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh really? That's strange...)
¤On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (They were thinking we forgot what to do!)
¤On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (The kids are gonna be SO disapointed!.)