chance
28-09-2005, 20:09
¤ Have a tea party with your pets
¤ Stop people as they enter a drive-thru. Ask them to give you a lift though the drive-thru because you dont want to queue inside.
¤ Make up a word, use it casually in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means
¤ Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face "they're more then meets the eye".
¤ Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him or her to school as if nothing is wrong.
¤ Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa
¤ Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
¤ Read the dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.
¤ Stare at people though the tines of a fork and pretened they're in jail.
¤ Write a short story using alphabet soup.
¤ Make a list of things you have already done.
¤When your roommate is sleeping, place his or her hand in a bucket of water.
¤Write checks with Roman numerals.
¤ Write "out to lunch" on your forehead.
¤ Explain the reasons why World War 2 started to your cat.
¤ When queuing shout "giddy up" and whip the person in front of you.
¤ Start the conversation "I wonder what would happen if our knees bent the other way..."
¤ Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
¤ Bill your doctor for the time you spent in the waiting room.
¤ When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have "other plans".
¤ See how many clothes pegs you can clip onto your face.
¤ Re-inact the sinking of the Titanic in your bath tub
¤ Dress your cat in dolls clothing
¤ Have a bath in baked beans
¤ Make a website and fill it with useless crap (like me)
¤ Watch a movie backwards
¤ Hang your photo frames upside down
¤ Wear a mask and walk into a bank.
¤ Eat soup with chop-sticks
¤ Polish your car with earwax.
¤ Pay your bills in pennies.
¤Make up your own star constellations. For example- The Farting Cat or The Laughing Donkey
¤ Drink four pints of water and hold yourself for at least an hour
¤ Imitate the sounds your modem makes when you dial up to the internet
¤ Smash glasses and glue them back together.
¤ Visit a neighbours house and change all of their clocks and alarms
¤ Stop people as they enter a drive-thru. Ask them to give you a lift though the drive-thru because you dont want to queue inside.
¤ Make up a word, use it casually in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means
¤ Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face "they're more then meets the eye".
¤ Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him or her to school as if nothing is wrong.
¤ Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa
¤ Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
¤ Read the dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.
¤ Stare at people though the tines of a fork and pretened they're in jail.
¤ Write a short story using alphabet soup.
¤ Make a list of things you have already done.
¤When your roommate is sleeping, place his or her hand in a bucket of water.
¤Write checks with Roman numerals.
¤ Write "out to lunch" on your forehead.
¤ Explain the reasons why World War 2 started to your cat.
¤ When queuing shout "giddy up" and whip the person in front of you.
¤ Start the conversation "I wonder what would happen if our knees bent the other way..."
¤ Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
¤ Bill your doctor for the time you spent in the waiting room.
¤ When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have "other plans".
¤ See how many clothes pegs you can clip onto your face.
¤ Re-inact the sinking of the Titanic in your bath tub
¤ Dress your cat in dolls clothing
¤ Have a bath in baked beans
¤ Make a website and fill it with useless crap (like me)
¤ Watch a movie backwards
¤ Hang your photo frames upside down
¤ Wear a mask and walk into a bank.
¤ Eat soup with chop-sticks
¤ Polish your car with earwax.
¤ Pay your bills in pennies.
¤Make up your own star constellations. For example- The Farting Cat or The Laughing Donkey
¤ Drink four pints of water and hold yourself for at least an hour
¤ Imitate the sounds your modem makes when you dial up to the internet
¤ Smash glasses and glue them back together.
¤ Visit a neighbours house and change all of their clocks and alarms