View Full Version : 101 ways to kill Den Watts
feelingyellow
28-09-2005, 19:52
I thought I'd start a little thread where you say one way to kill Den Watts and then another poster can say a way and then another poster can say a way until we get to 101, I'll start and do the obvious:
1. Hit him over the head with a doorstop. Twice.
2) get sharon to claw him to death with her fake nails! :rotfl:
what a fun idea for a game!
lol for me it has to be the very effective daffodil sub-machine gun
feelingyellow
28-09-2005, 19:57
lol!
4. show him a picture of chrissie with straight hair.
CrazyLea
28-09-2005, 20:06
5. give him a poison apple
6. Give him a mirror (he could die of shock - dont think he's looked in one for years)
feelingyellow
28-09-2005, 20:15
lol, good one luna!
7. tell him sharon's a man (he'd died at the thought of not being able to say princess)
diamond1
28-09-2005, 20:21
8.) take away his web cam?
feelingyellow
28-09-2005, 20:31
8.) take away his web cam?
:rotfl: oh yes, he'd DENFINATELY die!
9. boil him in tomato soup. and then feed him to wellard.
10, Just a plain, old, normal gun!!! Loaded OF COURSE!
chuck a toaster into his bath
Chris_2k11
28-09-2005, 20:57
12) Get Zoe to whinge him to death!
13.
Shoot him with a gun hidden in some daffodils, but be sure to fire more than one bullet.
Chris_2k11
28-09-2005, 21:49
14) Get Dot to bore him to death with the Bible! :lol:
stick him in the easetenders tanning machine and lock the door!! let him toats to death!
Sharon to whip him to death with her eybrows
Chris_2k11
28-09-2005, 22:35
Sharon to whip him to death with her eybrowslmao!
Chris_2k11
28-09-2005, 22:36
17) Angie to shock him to death by returning from the dead! :eek:
pinkles14
28-09-2005, 23:15
18) stab him with an ice dagger
Richie_lecturer
28-09-2005, 23:15
Electricuted by a short circuit in his webcam. :sick:
SarahWakefield
29-09-2005, 14:06
20) Blow Up The Queen Vic
feelingyellow
29-09-2005, 17:45
21. Suffocate him with that horrible jacket he was always wearing.
Make him watch re-runs of the Borrerrias kidney storyline and he will probably top himself
23) tell him that the person on the otehr end of the webcam was male!
pinkles14
29-09-2005, 23:12
Give him to pauline for a few hours she can talk him to death
Richie_lecturer
29-09-2005, 23:14
Yes Pauline is the one to watch.
I swear if Den ever touched Pauline's sacred fruitbowl, she would smother him to death with her cardigans, just like she is doing at the moment with Betty. :o
feelingyellow
30-09-2005, 16:22
25. tell him he's betty's brother
26. Tell him that Dot and Pauline were on the other end of the webcam.
feelingyellow
30-09-2005, 16:51
27. Set betty on him
Chris_2k11
30-09-2005, 16:56
27. Set betty on himlol! that's a good one! :D
Chris_2k11
30-09-2005, 16:58
28) Get a bulldozer to knock down his precious pub, therefore he'll die of shock! :eek: :D
.:SpIcYsPy:.
30-09-2005, 17:03
Lets Sharon and the pub burn in blazing fire's!! * Feels very sorry for Sharon though!! *
feelingyellow
01-10-2005, 16:41
30. Tell him Betty has a crush on him. He'll die so he doesn't have to face her! :p
Angeltigger
01-10-2005, 16:47
31. Set a trap so that he fell down the stairs.
feelingyellow
01-10-2005, 19:45
32. Pretend to be Andy Hunter and say you've returned from the dead, see how he likes it!
get anita dobson to sing him to death with her awful voice!
diamond1
01-10-2005, 20:07
34.) lock him in a room for 14 years make him listen to a michelle mcmanus cd everyday and make him insane make sharon go on a witness protection and change her appreance and idenity,and after all them years then let den out of his prison convince him to try it on with sharon as he has no idea who she is,sharon devastated by dennis dying turns to drink her and on a drunken night out she falls for den as she dont realize who he is as he has long hair a huge beard and gone mad by now and den wouldnt know cause of the witness protection unit they make love and only realize in the morning the truth and then they kill themself's in shame................or u could just hit him with a doorstop!
feelingyellow
02-10-2005, 00:07
34.) lock him in a room for 14 years make him listen to a michelle mcmanus cd everyday and make him insane make sharon go on a witness protection and change her appreance and idenity,and after all them years then let den out of his prison convince him to try it on with sharon as he has no idea who she is,sharon devastated by dennis dying turns to drink her and on a drunken night out she falls for den as she dont realize who he is as he has long hair a huge beard and gone mad by now and den wouldnt know cause of the witness protection unit they make love and only realize in the morning the truth and then they kill themself's in shame................or u could just hit him with a doorstop!
:rotfl: have you done this before? :p
35. Tell him that the betty doorstop has gotten together with the ghengis doorstop, he'll be so sad he's lost his lover that he'll take an overdose.
diamond1
02-10-2005, 21:10
you think thats bad....you should see what i have in store for sonia!! lol
feelingyellow
02-10-2005, 23:03
you think thats bad....you should see what i have in store for sonia!! lol
lol!
alkalinetrio
02-10-2005, 23:11
36) look him in a cubard full of urine till he drowns:)
feelingyellow
02-10-2005, 23:15
36) look him in a cubard full of urine till he drowns:)
i like that, it's very disgusting :)
feelingyellow
02-10-2005, 23:17
37. ask him what 2 + 2 is, he'll die of thinking too hard of the answer
alkalinetrio
02-10-2005, 23:19
yep very lol lets hope it never happens to any of us
the_watts_rule
26-10-2005, 17:09
Brilliant!
38. Tell em that Chrissie is dating Jake so he knows what it's like to be cheated on!
Bad Wolf
26-10-2005, 17:13
39- a silver bullet- (as tried on dracular- the similarities are there)
feelingyellow
26-10-2005, 17:14
40. Cook him for dinner.
39. take the word princess out of his vocabulary!!
feelingyellow
26-10-2005, 17:19
39. take the word princess out of his vocabulary!!
:rotfl: good one! :cheer:
41: give him a vasectomy, he would die if he can't populate the eastend by himself
42. Tell him that the doctors were wrong, his 'princess' can have kids and that her and Dennis are married and expecting.
43. Chuck him off a flyover
Chloe O'brien
31-10-2005, 10:22
Tie him to a chair like resevoir dogs and then cut of his ears and leave him to die a slow and agonising death while i dance round the room
Jessie Wallace
31-10-2005, 19:02
45. chop his fingers off and leave him to bleed to death! (or he'll die of frustration that he can't use his computer, or webcam!)
Jessie Wallace
31-10-2005, 21:22
46: show him a mirror!
lol
47. show him his bank balance now Chrissie has got her hands on his money!
48: hold a seance and tell him that they did get him out of the vic!
Jessie Wallace
31-10-2005, 21:42
49. Push him off beachy head
50: send him the polaroids of a threesome between pat, peggy and a sbs regualar! :p :lol: :rotfl:
Jessie Wallace
31-10-2005, 21:48
50: send him the polaroids of a threesome between pat, peggy and a sbs regualar! :p :lol: :rotfl:
Yuk, that would kill me to look at! lol :sick:
51: stick his head in one of the laundrettes washing machines, slam the door on his head to chop it off and see it bob up and down in the wash!
that would give pauline something to talk about!
52: Kill off the entire female population. He couldn't live without a woman in his life.
Chloe O'brien
01-11-2005, 12:35
50: send him the polaroids of a threesome between pat, peggy and a sbs regualar! :p :lol: :rotfl:
Hey Bryan you wouldn't have any particular SB regular in mind would you :moonie: :cartman: :eek:
the_watts_rule
02-11-2005, 08:17
53. Ban Webcams worldwide
the_watts_rule
02-11-2005, 08:26
53. Ban Webcams worldwide
feelingyellow
05-11-2005, 00:35
54. Do this :moonie: non-stop and see how long it takes until he can't stand the sight no longer - also write on it 'no webcams allowed'
55) Get one of Johnny Allen's men to stab him! Well it worked with Den jr!:(
56. Dynamite and :moonie: - oh, and a live webcam broadcast
Richie_lecturer
02-01-2006, 02:10
57) Wellard bites him and gives him rabies.
feelingyellow
02-01-2006, 14:51
55) Get one of Johnny Allen's men to stab him! Well it worked with Den jr!:(
i thought he was shot... lol
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