alan45
13-09-2005, 19:53
Smile :)
Pay back time
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
your 54 year old body can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.
When he came home,
he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 54 years old. At the sametime I would like
to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman
and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that! we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
Pay back time
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
your 54 year old body can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.
When he came home,
he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 54 years old. At the sametime I would like
to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman
and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that! we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.