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JustJodi
12-09-2005, 22:01
read this carefully.......


Stupid thief


Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing
several paintings from the Louvre?

After planning the crime and getting in and out past security, he was
captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make
the Van Gogh."

[And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like this .... ]

alan45
12-09-2005, 23:09
Thats neanearly as bad as Mozart Beethoven on the Bach and he flew off the Handel

JustJodi
13-09-2005, 08:08
Thats neanearly as bad as Mozart Beethoven on the Bach and he flew off the Handel

Hey alan,, its all good !!! a play with words :p

Luna
13-09-2005, 08:26
:lol: