View Full Version : "It Wasn't Me!" by Chris Moyles
Anyone remember Chris Moyales parody on Shaggy's hit "It Wasnt Me" about the Who Shot Phil storyline? Here are the lyrics:
Who was tipsy, standing on the spot
Killing someone outside his door
From a bush it all happened in a rush
He was bleeding all over the floor
They are tried to warn him he’d was acting a bit of prat
And if only he had listened he would not be laid out flat
Just after the wedding, He was dressed real dapper
He said Ian’s mother was a really big slapper
The next thing you know the pair of them were fighting
Out In the street with a piece of a lead piping
He said that Melanie was very good in bed
And he said that Lisa never used her head
He should have just to stuck to plain orange juice instead
Then he would not nearly ended up dead
Just who was the prowler?
It wasn’t me
Do you reckon it’s mark fowler?
It wasn’t me
And then the ducker and the diver?
It wasn’t me
He brought the Vic for a fiver
It wasn’t me
But Steve’s far nastier
It wasn’t me
You remember Saskia?
It wasn’t me
Now it’s still getting colder
It wasn’t me
He’s got a chip on his shoulder
It’s a question that gripping the nation
Who’s it that wants him dead
But they can’t be a very good shot
I can’t believe they missed his head!
sarahwelford
11-09-2005, 12:16
maybe he should do one for the chrissie sam zoe storyline
theres an idea! someone do one for that! common folks get your thinking cap on!
hehe the song is fab! Ta for it honey! xx Yeh a chrissie/sam/zoe/den one saounds good! :lol:
sarahwelford
11-09-2005, 12:32
maybe we should all try and do one
maybe we should all try and do one
im trying to do one to nancy sinatras bang bang...but no sucess as of yet :mad:
but what do we do just like change the lyrics of a song, to fit it with it *goes off to think*
well heres my attempt...some bits are inaccurate but just go with it:
Nancy Sinatra's Bang Bang
The dirty perve he made me sick
And cus of him I’m down the nick
Just because of that ghastly night
When me and the girls won the fight
Bang Bang
She knocked him down bang bong
He hit the ground bang bang
That awful sound bang bang
Zoë knocked him down
He’d taken Zoë to our bed
And cus of it she smashed your head
He was suave, and he was slick
The dirty rotter stole the Vic!
Bang bang!
You grabbed my leg, bang bang!
I hit the ground , bang bang!
That awful sound, bang bang!
You grabbed hold of my leg!
He made me life ever so dull
And cus of it bashed your skull
She dug you up with a garden rake
Just as I was screwing Jake
They dug you up from where you lay
On your daughter’s wedding day
That's really good, it fits with the song very well
xxx
hannah-mj
11-09-2005, 13:47
lol thats great ( the 'bang bang' one ) xx
well done bb. Thats fab. Your really talented.
CrazyLea
11-09-2005, 17:28
wow thats really good and i dont even know the song
CrazyLea
11-09-2005, 17:28
oh and the wasnt me one is pretty good too
well heres my attempt...some bits are inaccurate but just go with it:
Nancy Sinatra's Bang Bang
The dirty perve he made me sick
And cus of him I’m down the nick
Just because of that ghastly night
When me and the girls won the fight
Bang Bang
She knocked him down bang bong
He hit the ground bang bang
That awful sound bang bang
Zoë knocked him down
He’d taken Zoë to our bed
And cus of it she smashed your head
He was suave, and he was slick
The dirty rotter stole the Vic!
Bang bang!
You grabbed my leg, bang bang!
I hit the ground , bang bang!
That awful sound, bang bang!
You grabbed hold of my leg!
He made me life ever so dull
And cus of it bashed your skull
She dug you up with a garden rake
Just as I was screwing Jake
They dug you up from where you lay
On your daughter’s wedding day
That is fab Babe!!
:lol: at the last verse!!! screwing jake bit i thought it was funny! Well done ! :thumbsup:
i did one too but its not very good. the tune of Somebody told me by the Killers
:
SOMEBODY TOLD ME
Breaking his neck just to keep her sane
Chrissie killed Den again and again
Then she framed Sam
Who was innocent
Peggy came back
And gave Sharon a slap
Zoë hit him once
And now she free, in Spain.
Breaking his neck just to keep her sane
Chrissie is with Jake again and again.
Chorus
Sam should be free; Sam should be free, tonight ----------------
Oh oh yea
Chrissie in Jail would make day, all right------------
Then somebody told me, that Chrissie had killed Den
And she’s in the vic now, while Sam’s in Jail
But not to worry cause Mitchells are there soon and Sam will
Be out (and Chrissie will go down.)
Ready lets go, Phil and grant are here
Coming to save Sam and set her free, again----------
Breaking his neck just to keep her sane
Chrissie’s going down again and again.
Chorus
Sam should be free; Sam should be free, tonight ----------------
Oh oh yea
Chrissie in Jail would make day, all right------------
Then somebody told me, that Chrissie had killed Den
And she’s in the vic now, while Sam’s in Jail
But not to worry cause Mitchells are there soon and Sam will
Be out and Chrissie will go down and down…………
Pace your self for this, Phil and grant are here for you,
Billy and Peggy, all you gotta do is wait. For
Some one to tell you, that Chrissie has killed Den
And she’s in the vic now, while Sam’s in Jail
But not to worry cause Mitchells are there soon and Sam will
Be out and Chrissie will go down and down………… X3
oh wow another really good one. I really cant think of anything. I dont have much of an imagination.
emma_strange
12-09-2005, 17:39
Wow, wish I was creative
same here. Not a creative bone in my body.
xXxJessxXx
12-09-2005, 19:17
lol they are all really good! lol i loved them all, lol :cheer: :rotfl: :thumbsup:
CrazyLea
12-09-2005, 19:22
wow thats good!!
Quick.....!! Someone else do another one.. i love reading them!! :thumbsup:
hehehe thanks we should start a thread on them hehehe
pinkles14
12-09-2005, 22:11
:) loved all 3 of them they were great
i just dont have the imagination to do one!!!!
kirsty_g
13-09-2005, 15:57
lol
i'll try think of another one ad post it tomoz
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