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.:SpIcYsPy:.
09-09-2005, 15:54
Balloon boobed Jordan is struggling to find celebrity guests to attend her wedding to Peter Andre this weekend.

Charlotte Church, who was due to sing at the wedding, has pulled out of the event to sing at the Mardi Gras festival in Cardiff.

Jordan's £1 million magazine deal could be in trouble reports The Sun.

Other celebrities who have turned down the invite include Shane Richie, Simon Cowell, Denise Van Outen and Davina McCall.

Shane Richie said: "I'd rather get my **** caught in the fridge door then go to Jordan's wedding, to be honest, I don't even know them."

A source said: "It's a mess. Jordan promised the magazine she would get loads of celebrity mates along to the wedding as part of her deal with them. But the fact is she doesn't really have many celebrity mates.

"Unless she rustles some stars up in the next few days, it's going to be really embarrassing for her."

Celebrities who have agreed to attend include Kerry Katona and Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding who will be bridesmaids.

Jordan and Peter will marry at Highclere Castle, Berks on Saturday.
.:Kitz:.
09-09-2005, 16:35
i wouldn't want to go to Jordans wedding either, i hate her.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
09-09-2005, 16:36
I would.. its a wedding.. and least she invited.. if she left you then that's rude but she invited you thinking you as a family/friend so I would go as she has the politeness of inviting 'me'
.:Kitz:.
09-09-2005, 16:41
yeah, but if i didn't know her it wouldnt mean much going to her wedding. You wouldn't be able to be happy for her coz you don't really know her and how much she's in love with the bloke!! :)
Debs
09-09-2005, 17:25
apparently that storie is a load of rubbish the people mentioned werent even invited

th papers seem to be really slating her for her big day poor girl,
.:SpIcYsPy:.
09-09-2005, 19:03
Exactly! :angry:
xXxJessxXx
09-09-2005, 21:37
Balloon boobed Jordan is struggling to find celebrity guests to attend her wedding to Peter Andre this weekend.

Shane Richie said: "I'd rather get my **** caught in the fridge door then go to Jordan's wedding, to be honest, I don't even know them."

But the fact is she doesn't really have many celebrity mates.

it's going to be really embarrassing for her."

Celebrities who have agreed to attend include Kerry Katona and Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding who will be bridesmaids.

:rotfl: :lol: i find that funny i dont like her at all. not supprised no one wants to go she's not the nicest person. never seen her to be really chummy wiht Sarach for her to be a bridesmaid.. or shane either. lol. never mind... maybe now she'll have a quiet normal wedding like people generally do in stead of fluttering money about for everythign to be perfect.

moeny camt by everyhting... especially friends in her case. i heard she was putting it on itv2... is that still happening, cant see a lot of people would watching now she hasnt got many celebrity guests. :lol:
Abi
10-09-2005, 19:46
I wouldn't go to someones wedding if i didn't even know them! Thats just stupid of them to even think they would even consider going!
Trinity
10-09-2005, 19:49
I am sure that she will get her dosh from the magazine whatever happens. I loved it when she said it was going to be tasteful and not tacky live Posh n' becks wedding. I wonder what she will wear. Is there anything tasteful in a 44 FFF?
.:Kitz:.
10-09-2005, 19:49
I wouldn't go to someones wedding if i didn't even know them! Thats just stupid of them to even think they would even consider going! i know, what would be the point!!
Abi
10-09-2005, 19:52
I am sure that she will get her dosh from the magazine whatever happens. I loved it when she said it was going to be tasteful and not tacky live Posh n' becks wedding. I wonder what she will wear. Is there anything tasteful in a 44 FFF?

:lol:
Dr. Tangliss
10-09-2005, 21:37
I personally don't think they look like a 'real couple'. Don't see thier marriage lasting to be honest.
alan45
10-09-2005, 21:44
I personally don't think they look like a 'real couple'. Don't see thier marriage lasting to be honest.

Chav wedding, followed by equally chav divorce, followed by his story in one downmarket tabloid and hers in another :lol:
Dr. Tangliss
10-09-2005, 21:46
Chav wedding, followed by equally chav divorce, followed by his story in one downmarket tabloid and hers in another :lol:

My thoughts, exactly!:lol:
xXxJessxXx
10-09-2005, 21:46
:lol: yep. lol you got it right i think.

its a disaster waiting to happen
.:Kitz:.
11-09-2005, 08:52
Chav wedding, followed by equally chav divorce, followed by his story in one downmarket tabloid and hers in another :lol:
lol so true, sadly. :D