View Full Version : funniest school moments
jason_beech
05-09-2005, 22:26
from what i hear loads of people go to school and its starting again right so with that said i think its safe to say try to enjoy it cause theres so much you can get away with that you cant when youre grown up....and onto this right whats the funniest thing people have done at school not to be confused with embarrsing moments!(like jokes on teachers and stuff)
Chloe O'brien
05-09-2005, 23:12
Don't know if this counts but last week I went to pick my 6 year old daughter up from the after school club and one of the staff told me that she caught my daughter mooning :moonie: to another girl who she had fallen out with. Fortunatly she did not report the matter to the head teacher but I had to withdraw her pocket money for a week as punishment although I laughed about it later. :)
Love Chloe xx :rotfl:
I hated school and hated my teachers even more ,remembering I went to school in the mid 50's to 60's,we didn't have calculators or computers, so it was head in books all the time. so any light relief was good, we did loads.....
drawing pins on teachers chair...... ouch
Stole Allum from swimming pool, put in teachers tea pot....Allum dries and shrinks the mouth 4 teachers couldn't speak for the rest of the day.
Superglue had just come out and was extra strong, then it was instant glueing,so it had to be done....glued lock to class room, 6 teachers car locks,teacher sits down. skirt glued to the chair.
oh then there was cling film over the toilet, so the.....went on the floor
spiked the tyres on teachers bycycle
and many more. we left school my mate and I and we were never ever got found out, we both got responible jobs.
~*~Leanne~*~
06-09-2005, 15:34
lol
i havn't done anything funny at school
This wasnt me or anyone i knew but i remember the big assembly about it afterwards and the head master was furious.
We had a music teacher who had rather strange tastes in clothing. Everything she wore was aluminous from her high heals to the big bow in her wig (yes wig). The make up was so thick and it was almost white with bright red lip stick and massive black painted on eyebrows!!!!
Anyway she had this wig big black one that only just sat on her head and no more (She made no move to disguise that this was a wig) So one day a bunch of 6 years decided to play a joke on her. They got a piece of string and attached a heavy duty pin to it and hung it from the door frame.
So when the teacher came in the pin caught on her wig and wipped it right off. The poor woman went screaming from the classroom. The next day we were all called for an urgent assembly - the head master was not best pleased.
The teacher soon left after a mental break down.
xsoftladybugx
06-09-2005, 15:56
I tripped a teacher up once...by accident though :)
.:SpIcYsPy:.
06-09-2005, 16:09
I tripped a teacher up once...by accident though :)
What?! n Which teacher was this :eek:
elephantwoman
06-09-2005, 16:11
i was messing around in class once with my friend kate and we were having a play fight. i swung me hand round and whacked the teacher round the bum and got an after school detention!!
xsoftladybugx
06-09-2005, 16:11
LMAO I dunno her name but she is this weird english teacher!!!!! OH MY GOD that one that asked us to carry the books upstairs yeaterday..
.:SpIcYsPy:.
06-09-2005, 16:12
Your joking!! Lol!!
phils little sister
06-09-2005, 16:13
i once soaked one of the teachers with a big huge water pistol, looking back we really did give that poor teacher an awful lot of grief :rotfl:
xsoftladybugx
06-09-2005, 16:13
I'm not i swear to you it was one lunchtime me and all that lot asked her to open the old form room door she did and i stacked her by accident!!!!!!!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
06-09-2005, 16:16
What did she say lol...
xsoftladybugx
06-09-2005, 16:18
She just walked off and gave me a dirty look
.:SpIcYsPy:.
06-09-2005, 16:28
LOL :rotfl:
I don't remember anything.. so I don't think but when there is I will tell you some lol
xsoftladybugx
06-09-2005, 18:27
Gabby :d
Emma-Lou
06-09-2005, 18:35
One of my friends was having a particulary mad day and we were walking a long a corridor at lunch, she was laughing so much she fell to her knees and right behind us was one of the heads he gave us a dirty look and walked round us.
i can remember my last ever french lesson ! one of the guys had a bottle of shaving foam so when our teacher wasnt looking we sprayed her with it ! the funny thing was she was aware of the foam that was on her top and wiped that of but i saw her later in the aftrnoon and she still had foam in her hair!!!! noone had said anything all day.
Also I can remmber a chemisty lesson when we swapped some chemicals around on the teachers desk unaware that if the wrong ones were mixed together a huge explosion would erupt. My friends daughter now goes to this schools and apparently the chemical stains are still on the ceiling nearly 10 years later!!!!
hazey got some clever ideas there!!
i don't really remember this but my sister said that when i was in primary 1 i used to hide under the table cause i didn't like the teacher
om my first day at school my little brother got his head stuck in the railings outside and we had to get the fire service to cut him out
hazey got some clever ideas there!! I have read the other posts but thinking about it,I was a little terror at school,as you can see from my post,my friend and I did so many things. I was very lucky never to have got caught. :rotfl:
funniest thing... in the stockroom at lunch we were playing innuendos once... but i didn't know what one was. we have a pole and we call it matts pole, so i said lets stick it out of the window and hypnotise people!!!!!!!!!
xxno1blondiexx
07-09-2005, 18:41
Well today in I.T my teacher told me to turn of the lights in the computer room and iwas like why? and he told me to just do it! so i did and he started going around checking computers to see if they were on by looking at the mouse!!!!! lol everyone was like "errrr sir what are you doin?" and he kept sayin that ones on that ones not!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D It was really funny!! x x x x x
lol! WHY DID HE DO IT AT ALL??
Emma-Lou
08-09-2005, 18:09
We totally embarrased one of my best friends.It was her birthday so in the canteen at lunch time the heads are all standing about,two of my friends went up to the rector and said it was her birthday and asked him to come over and say Happy Birthday.He did he came over said Happy Birthday and gave hera peck her on the cheek everybody nearus was looking and laughing and so were we but my friend went storming off and didnt talk to us for at least an hour.Looking it back it was quite cruel but we didnt know her was going to do that
today at school, we were impersonating our connexions advisor, and alex was sitting on the fridge door bouncing up and down on it going wheres my cottage cheese? then miss walked in and he was desperately trying to get off the fridge door. much laughter!!
eastenderfan_91
08-09-2005, 18:26
om my first day at school my little brother got his head stuck in the railings outside and we had to get the fire service to cut him out lmao awwww bless
feelingyellow
12-09-2005, 18:30
it was a few months ago, me and my mates casey and bo were dancing along to 'i like the way you move' (portable cd player with speakers) and casey started shaking her bum to it and then our head of year came round the corner and casey was shaking her bum right in her face!! casey's face - :o
today was verrry innusendoish! everything that was said was verry innudendoish. we were laughing for ages in life skills when the teacher said lots of people will be coming and going out of the bedrooms. !!!!!!! :rotfl:
When I was in pre school, my friend wound up a boy called Tom and he put loads of glue on her chair. When I went to the toilet, my friend swapped her chair which was absolutley covered in glue with mine, and I didn't notice she had swapped the chairs round and I ended up sitting in the glue and got stuck to the chair. The teacher had to pull me off of it!
In a French lesson last year the teacher was speaking in only French for the whole day for charity. A boy named Joe had his shirt hanging out and he didn't understand what the teacher meant when he told him to tuck it in. The teacher started using sign language to try and make him understand but he still didn't get it. The teacher then resorted to writing it on the board, but he got it a bit wrong! It said 'Joe please ******* your ******* in'!
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