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http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/
take the test and let us know!
i am 13% chav :eek:
xCharliex
30-08-2005, 21:57
Haha i was 41%
$sTaCeY$
30-08-2005, 22:00
Im 18% chav
CrazyLea
30-08-2005, 22:13
im 10% chav. im glad cos i didnt want to be
Eating in a Little Chef shoulnt count, desperate times call for desperate measures!!!
CrazyLea
30-08-2005, 22:32
:rotfl:
Behemoth
30-08-2005, 22:36
18%!
emma_strange
30-08-2005, 22:47
You are 15 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
emma_strange
30-08-2005, 22:48
and everyone steals hotel shampoos and stuff, lol
I'm 26% chav - not sure how that worked out though, i wouldn't say i was at all!!!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
31-08-2005, 09:57
You are 15 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
Same 15%...what!!!
$sTaCeY$
31-08-2005, 09:59
18%!
same as me :lol:
angelblue
31-08-2005, 10:02
I am 12% chav i am glad i am only 12% :)
xCharliex
31-08-2005, 10:43
Lol, well i know i aint 41% chav! They can hardly determine whether your a chav or not by a quiz, does make me laugh though
$sTaCeY$
31-08-2005, 11:52
Lol, well i know i aint 41% chav! They can hardly determine whether your a chav or not by a quiz, does make me laugh though
glad i ain't 41% chav, im only 18% chav :D
xCharliex
31-08-2005, 12:19
It can hardly make you a chav if you know someone with an outdoor hot tub, nor if you have been in or hired a white limo, or if you call your grandmother 'nan', or an evening meal 'tea', or wear trainer socks, lol its ridiculous. My family are Londernors, ive never heard anyone if my family call an elder "grandmother" its always been "nan". Sooo funny, and you can hardly help but having a family member called Kevin can you? I dont have anyone named that in my family but for others who do, hardly makes you a chav does it lol
Johnny Allen
31-08-2005, 12:31
I was 33% chav, what a load of crap, Im not at all a chav. Such stupid questions what does Little Chef have to do with being a Chav?. God that question about taking hotel soaps and shower gels, I often take them.
xCharliex
31-08-2005, 12:32
I was 33% chav, what a load of crap, Im not at all a chav. Such stupid questions what does Little Chef have to do with being a Chav?. God that question about taking hotel soaps and shower gels, I often take them.
Lol exactly its stupid isnt it
Johnny Allen
31-08-2005, 12:33
Lol exactly its stupid isnt it
Indeed it is, I sent it off to my mates, see how they fare, well I know one girl in our group is a chav.
hannah-mj
31-08-2005, 12:43
I am 26 % chav
(apparrently) i think your only a chav if you think of yourself as one , because you cant help doing some of these things what everyone does! i am not a chav in the slightest! ok i have some tracksuits but thats about it!
true.moon
31-08-2005, 12:50
18%
.:SpIcYsPy:.
31-08-2005, 16:07
It can hardly make you a chav if you know someone with an outdoor hot tub, nor if you have been in or hired a white limo, or if you call your grandmother 'nan', or an evening meal 'tea', or wear trainer socks, lol its ridiculous. My family are Londernors, ive never heard anyone if my family call an elder "grandmother" its always been "nan". Sooo funny, and you can hardly help but having a family member called Kevin can you? I dont have anyone named that in my family but for others who do, hardly makes you a chav does it lol
Exactly!!
eastenderfan_91
31-08-2005, 16:53
im 23% if anyone wants to know lol
Dr. Tangliss
31-08-2005, 17:21
I am 10% chav, lol!
18% :eek:
Whats wrong with my cousin Kevin?!?!
Dr. Tangliss
31-08-2005, 17:30
18% :eek:
Whats wrong with my cousin Kevin?!?!
:rotfl: Poor Kevin.
exactly!!! He's done nothing wrong :rotfl:
I think he fake tans though :eek:
Dr. Tangliss
31-08-2005, 17:41
exactly!!! He's done nothing wrong :rotfl:
I think he fake tans though :eek:
Really:cartman: :rotfl: Oh well, if it makes him feel good.
xxloopylauraxx
31-08-2005, 17:58
im 23% chav. a 'wanabe'chav who would wannabe a chave?! :searchme: :lol:
~*~Leanne~*~
01-09-2005, 11:02
im 15% chav
Jessie Wallace
01-09-2005, 14:32
10% Chav. Thank Goddness for that!
SoapRach
01-09-2005, 17:06
8% Chav. that is so funny! completely describes the Chav stereotype!!
true.moon
01-09-2005, 17:41
can anyone admit to being a chav on here
I called my nan Nan
I have a pay as you go
My friends got a hot tub
So that makes me 8% chav how silly
I havent got any burberry or stilletoes.
Emma-Lou
01-09-2005, 18:48
I'm 13% chav
18% chav :eek:
Whats wrong with going to blackpool & what on earth is a croydon facelift??
Eastenders_4ev@
01-09-2005, 18:56
Amateur chav
You are 36 % chav
You are the official chav-in-training, you know where you want to be but there are still a few obstacles to get through before you make it as a fully paid up member of chavdom. Keep on flying the Burberry flag, watch a few more episodes of Footballer's Wives and you'll be home and dry.
lol Thats proper daft ha ha
Pay as you go
Calling your grandmother nan lol
im busy doing the quiz now but some of these question are werid
Wannabe chav
You are 15 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
i cant belive it i hate chavs i should be less than that
xCharliex
02-09-2005, 14:00
im 59% chav.
lol.
Lol @ least there is someone higher than me!
di marco
03-09-2005, 09:08
apparently im 15% chav! :eek: omg im nothing like a chav, i mean some of those things were stupid!
RealityGap
03-09-2005, 09:31
I gave up.......I am 0% chav.......no way am I owning up to being any percent chav just because my mum let me eat pot noodles, canned cold meat and took me to blackpool and bought me some tasteful gold hoop earings (as in the size of a 5p!) so it is all her fault you here!!!
Dr. Tangliss
03-09-2005, 09:32
Come on, the truth :p
RealityGap
03-09-2005, 09:35
18% chav :eek:
Whats wrong with going to blackpool & what on earth is a croydon facelift??
I googled Croydon Facelift and came up with this
Croydon facelift
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
In English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) slang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang), a Croydon facelift (sometimes Essex facelift, Council facelift or, on Merseyside (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merseyside), Scrawped) is a particular hairstyle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairstyle) worn by young women (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women). In a Croydon facelift, the hair is pulled back tight and tied in a bun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bun_%28hairstyle%29) or ponytail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponytail) at the back. The supposed result is that the skin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin) of the forehead (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forehead) and face (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face) are pulled up and back, producing the effects of a facelift (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facelift).
This hairstyle is particularly fashionable among certain young women in England, and is portrayed in the media (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_media) as belonging to young women from the lower social classes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_class), particularly the so-called chav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav) culture. Hence the term is considered derogatory because it portrays people from Croydon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croydon) as being lower class. Croydon can be replaced by the name of any unfashionable residential area.
The actress and singer Marlene Dietrich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlene_Dietrich) was known to use this technique underneath her wig (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wig) to combat the appearance of wrinkles on her forehead.
RealityGap
03-09-2005, 09:51
Come on, the truth :p
Just for you Dr.......I am 23%!!
right my defence!!
I have gone on a romatic dinner to pizza hut - I was 16 at the time!! (hey I was young!)
I have eaten cold meat out a tin - thanks Mum!! (I am now vegetarian!!)
yes I have eaten a pot noodle - again thanks mum - although I can't really blame her for eating them when I was at college really can I?.......
I own gold hoop earings they are very small (about the size of a 5p) again thank mum!!
I do own trainer socks...........thats my own fault I guess.....
was taken to blackpool as a kid - thanks parents!!
of course I have taken the shower gel from hotels...ok that is a tiny bit chav!!
I have eaten in a little chef - although got into an argument with my brother in law and ended up in a car acciden and was taken to hospital as I refused to eat in a little chef (if we had then we wouldnt have been on the road the accident happened - some one ran into the back of us)
and yes I have worn white stilletos....but that was a nursing college dare - it was a bit like cinderella - whom so ever the tasteless white stilletos with tasteless white bows on the ankles do fit will wear them.........and it was me!!
see I'm not a chav honestly!!!:angel:
21% Looks like I will have to cut out the pot noodles and quit theivin from hotel bathrooms when kevin marries my nan
di marco
03-09-2005, 10:13
right ok heres my defence for my 15% chav:
- i call my grandmother nan or gran, so what, i dont know anyone who calls their grandmother grandmother
- i own trainer socks, so do most of the population (especially girls) probably. most of the time i only wear them when im playing sport anyway
- ive eaten in a little chef when i was younger and we were travelling on long journeys and they were the only places to eat. now we just go hungry!
- yes ive taken soaps and shampoo from hotel rooms but you pay for them so if you dont use them you sort of have the right to take them, i bet most people do it
- and my mum used to give me tinned ham in my sandwiches for school
- oh and i have a pay-as-you-go mobile, whats wrong with having a pay-as-you-go mobile?
so anyway, these things are hardly chav-like!
I'm 23% chav! lol! Some of those questions dont have anything to do with chavs!
right ok heres my defence for my 15% chav:
- i call my grandmother nan or gran, so what, i dont know anyone who calls their grandmother grandmother
- i own trainer socks, so do most of the population (especially girls) probably. most of the time i only wear them when im playing sport anyway
- ive eaten in a little chef when i was younger and we were travelling on long journeys and they were the only places to eat. now we just go hungry!
- yes ive taken soaps and shampoo from hotel rooms but you pay for them so if you dont use them you sort of have the right to take them, i bet most people do it
- oh and i have a pay-as-you-go mobile, whats wrong with having a pay-as-you-go mobile?
so anyway, these things are hardly chav-like!
Same for me too! But i also have eaten a pot noodle!
So i am more chav than you lol!
leo_is_so_fit!!
03-09-2005, 11:37
38% chav ma m8 got 85% lol
xXxJessxXx
03-09-2005, 14:45
I got 23% :eek: is that a lot.
Some of those were funny like
Do you own a special tracksuit for best
Do you know anyone that went on trisha!
Do you have a relative called Kevin! (I do... well used to, and no he'd not dead...lol)
Do you think Kat Slater is a classy kind of girl.
Chloe-Elise
03-09-2005, 14:58
I got 13% but my sister got 65% lol
Wannabe chav
You are 5 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
awwww. noo i hate chavs
apparently im 15% chav! :eek: omg im nothing like a chav, i mean some of those things were stupid!i know what you mean i got exactly the same and i was soooooooooooo shocked
Wannabe chav
You are 5 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
awwww. noo i hate chavsawwwwwwww bless you
i'm offically 15% chav!!!
Carrie Bradshaw
04-09-2005, 18:52
Hmm! According to the quiz I am 10% chav! :rolleyes: I suppose everyone has a little bit of chav hiding in them somewhere!!
i got 15% to, so did my friend, hs 'have you ever eaten a pot noodle' i love them how does that make you a chav???
i got 15% to, so did my friend, hs 'have u ever eaten a pot noodle' i luv them how does that make u a chav???i know that was an odd question
another odd one was do you have an uncle called kevin or something like that.
lmao, yeah i dont but still a bit weird!!!
i don't think it is a true representation. loadsa teens are on payg, but apparently thats chavish
Emma-Lou
04-09-2005, 19:13
most people go on payg as you can't run up huge bills that way,my parents will only let me get a pay as you go phone
i'm on pay monthly. i've only ever racked up a £10 bill, but it is normally like £2 a month. it's because it was my dads sim before, but he got a new phone and number, so i got his old one
a £10 bill for a whole month your parents must love you, i use £5 a week!!!!!
omg! that was one time though. its about £2/ month! my dad pays though because its not much!
dont no how you do it lol, my parents pay for my credit aswell!!!!
i hardly ever call anyone/ text anyone...
oh right, i only text people when they text me, or when im drunk lol!!!
lol! aren't you a little young to be drunk????
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone does though dont they, im one of the most sensible my friends are terrible!!!!
no, i'm 15 and never touched alcohol!
omg me neither, i dont no what i was talking about before!!! im not that keen on it, some of it is nice though!!!!
EDIT: REDUCE TEXT TALK
i know some of my older friends like to get drunk, but i've never touched it!
ok, its nothing special to be honest and im always one of the most sober, when did you turn 15 if you dont mind me asking???
january, so you are now going into year 11??
yeah. gonna be loadsa work!
aww so we are in the same year, im goin back to school tommorow, i choose all the wrong subjects, im going to be snowed under!!!
i go back on weds, 9.55 am!
xXxJessxXx
04-09-2005, 19:53
january, so u r now going in 2 yr 11??
Wow! Me too!
i turned 15 in september last year so i'm gonna be 16 in just under 3 weeks!
not looking forward to school. only about 9 motnhs left really though before we leave for study leave! :cheer: wow i feel so old doing GCSE's already! Time flys!
i took sociology.... big mistake!!
i go back on weds, 9.55 am! same here
i can't wait for college. i feel i've grown out of my school!
when in september what date, if you dont mind telling me, i well scared, im staying on at school i aint mature enough to college!!!!!!
i took sociology.... big mistake!!awwwwwwwwwww
we have a huge cwk project and lots of stuff to learn aswell. i should have taken keyboarding. i go back on the 7th pip_kin
im just going into year 10
xXxJessxXx
04-09-2005, 19:59
when in september wot date, if u dnt mind tellin me, i well scared, im stayin on at skwl i aint mature enough 2 college!!!!!!
If you meant me. my birthday is the 24th of september! i wanna go to college but like you i dont think i;m mature enough, i dont think i could cope! lol. i am dreding these next 12 months, right up until we get out results! :wall: :crying:
good luck! what've you took?
If you meant me. my birthday is the 24th of september! i wanna go to college but like you i dont think i;m mature enough, i dont think i could cope! lol. i am dreding these next 12 months, right up until we get out results! :wall: :crying:
same here. it's gonna be a lot of studying!!!
we have a huge cwk project and lots of stuff to learn aswell. i should have taken keyboarding. i go back on the 7th pip_kini go back the 7th too
good luck! what've you took?erm ict graphics pe full course geography and drama and i think thats it
geographys good!im guessing you took it
im busy doing some homework on it now about corries but im stuck so im searching the web
xXxJessxXx
04-09-2005, 20:12
I took Geography too!
Not sure if i like it or not. its ok. though a little hard and boring.
Though my teacher is horrible and so boring. but pretty good looking :wub:
my teacher is nive and very good looking!
my teacher is nive and very good looking!lol
what are you doing in geog atm?
the homework- i was asking what it was
what are you doing in geog atm?glaciers
we haven't done that yet. we do that this year!
and at the mo ive got to write the order whcih a corrie is formed but i have the answers i just need to figure out whcih order
we haven't done that yet. we do that this year!oh wow
we get to do rivers for our cwk though....
umm..... revision guide?i dont have one
yeah, me neither! it's on my must buy list!
we get to do rivers for our cwk though....
oh
yeah, we spend a day basically paddling round and splashing water at everyone
yeah, me neither! it's on my must buy list!its on mine now
yeah... i've decided i really need one!
yeah, we spend a day basically paddling round and splashing water at everyonefun
yeah... then spend a term writing it up!
yeah... i've decided i really need one!lol
yeah... then spend a term writing it up!awwwwwww thast no fun
yeah, and its 25% of our results!
yeah, and its 25% of our results! oh yeah
Edit: Please Try Using Yeah Instead. Thank-You.
yeah. and i have a feeling we should get this back on track :( i liked this conversation....
omg, the 24th that is my best mates birthday too!!! i like geography too, i chose dance and i hate it!!!!!!! only 9 months left of school tho!!!!
yeah, can't wait, even though we might not be getting study leave :(
i dont think we get it, i aint going to college though!!!!
cause, im not ready, it's to much responsiblity and stuff i would feel better staying on at school for a couple of years!!!
yeah. and i have a feeling we should get this back on track :( i liked this conversation....yer lol we should start a thread on going back to school and stuff anyway
are they any chavs on this site anyway?
not that i know of, and would they admit it??
intersting that is a good question
to be honest, i don't think anyone would admit it. i may be wrong, but they get so much bad press....
i completly agree. It would be bad enough to admit you fake tan (not that i do)
i completly agree. It would be bad enough to admit you fake tan (not that i do)
i have had a fake tan................but i was allergic and cam out in a top to toe rash!!!!! ...........never again!!!!
awwwww. i would never do it anyway... no matter what!!
15 % Chav. In 1985 white reebox trainers were fine for aerobics classes!
Dr. Tangliss
06-09-2005, 14:00
My husband had them too.
xsoftladybugx
06-09-2005, 16:09
33% :eek:
.:SpIcYsPy:.
06-09-2005, 16:17
More than me hanz.. you chav..disgusted.. joking.. that test was rubbish!!
xsoftladybugx
06-09-2005, 16:19
What did you get?!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
06-09-2005, 16:27
Its back there somewhere :p
it's rubbish. its like we can't have something conveinient eg, payg phone without that test branding you a chav!
it was so stupid but i like doin tests like that
anyway who scored really high on the test
we should have a score board on here to see what the test thinks of us and in order of chavness lol
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