How not to sell a bikini on EBay [Archive] - Soap, Drama and Spoiler Forums

Meh

24-08-2005, 18:24

Ewwww.

Take a look (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-SUEDE-LOOK-AND-FEEL-FREE-SIZE-MICRO-BIKINI_W0QQitemZ5418143404). Its gross

Behemoth

24-08-2005, 18:30

Eurgh! Is that a serious auction?!

Meh

24-08-2005, 18:32

The sellers got a feedback of 120

Jade

24-08-2005, 19:08

wrong wrong wrong!

Dr. Tangliss

24-08-2005, 19:10

Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sick:

CrazyLea

24-08-2005, 19:14

that is not nice lol!

Chris_2k11

24-08-2005, 19:45

Ewwww :sick:

Debs

24-08-2005, 20:31

oh god ive just eaten!!!

xCharliex

24-08-2005, 20:37

Oh my days!! Im paranoid wearing a bikini and i am nothing like that lol thats awful! The shame! Cant believe they have 9 bids!

Meh

24-08-2005, 20:38

It might be turning some blokes on!

xCharliex

24-08-2005, 20:42

Eurgh! I hope not, thats wrong lol

Debs

24-08-2005, 20:44

It might be turning some blokes on!

just shown my hubbie and he does not think any man could find that a turn on!!!

Meh

24-08-2005, 20:47

I don't think a whole box of viagra could do the trick either

Jade

24-08-2005, 20:49

maybe a blind fold and a bit of imagenation?

Debs

24-08-2005, 20:49

I don't think a whole box of viagra could do the trick either

2 boxes?? :rotfl:

Meh

24-08-2005, 20:51

maybe a blind fold and a bit of imagenation?

Don't look at the mantelpiece when stroking the fire? :lol:

Jade

24-08-2005, 20:53

Don't look at the mantelpiece when stroking the fire? :lol:

It it not stoking? rather than stroking?

Jade

24-08-2005, 20:53

Has anyone seen the one with the big bloke selling the stainless steel kettle on e-bay?

hannah-mj

24-08-2005, 20:54

WOW! i WANNA BUY IT! errrr not.......

Meh

24-08-2005, 20:54

So it is - but you get what i mean!

Jade

24-08-2005, 20:56

So it is - but you get what i mean!

Unfortunately I do! its an excuse the blokes in work give for pulling mingers

chance

24-08-2005, 21:26

she must have had a operation,her belly is very lopsided isnt it

Katy

24-08-2005, 21:30

Not good is all i can say. I cant believe someone would actually do that.

xCharliex

24-08-2005, 21:31

I cant understand how they think that can sell a bikini lol

Dr. Tangliss

24-08-2005, 21:49

The sad thing is, it's had loads of bid, lol!

Debs

24-08-2005, 21:50

The sad thing is, it's had loads of bid, lol!

some sick old perve has bid!!!

Luna

24-08-2005, 21:51

:eek: why would they put that on :eek:

Dr. Tangliss

24-08-2005, 21:52

fishingcandle, by the looks of it!

Luna

24-08-2005, 21:54

have you read what it says

JUST COVERS WAT IT NEEDS TO

and

Available to
United Kingdom Only

Will post to United Kingdom, Asia.

:lol:

Dr. Tangliss

24-08-2005, 21:55

have you read what it says

JUST COVERS WAT IT NEEDS TO

and

Available to
United Kingdom Only

Will post to United Kingdom, Asia.

:lol:

:lol:

alan45

24-08-2005, 23:22

I am sick telling Mrs 45 to stop flaunting herself on the net

Jade

24-08-2005, 23:23

I am sick telling Mrs 45 to stop flaunting herself on the net

lol, you crack me up!

Debs

24-08-2005, 23:30

I am sick telling Mrs 45 to stop flaunting herself on the net

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

oh god i hope your joking!!!!

di marco

25-08-2005, 06:48

eurgh :sick:

$sTaCeY$

25-08-2005, 09:42

that is :sick:

di marco

25-08-2005, 09:44

that is :sick:

stacey, youre not allowed to post in here as youre not 16

Jojo

25-08-2005, 09:46

I am sick telling Mrs 45 to stop flaunting herself on the net:rotfl: your awful :rotfl:

I cannot believe someone would do this - wouldn't it be easier to lay it out on the sofa - it reminds me of readers wives!!! :sick:

phils little sister

25-08-2005, 10:00

that is sick :sick:

chance

25-08-2005, 11:08

I am sick telling Mrs 45 to stop flaunting herself on the netawwwwww :rotfl:

Trinity

25-08-2005, 13:45

The old girl has some confidence, I'll give her that!

Jojo

25-08-2005, 13:46

See how many people have viewed it though!!

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 13:48

I am sick telling Mrs 45 to stop flaunting herself on the net

:rotfl:

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 13:53

Goodness me, if you look on seller's other items, she is modeling more

OMG, Check these out:rotfl:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-14-BLACK-SIDE-REVEALING-SLASHED-SKIRT_W0QQitemZ5419436316QQcategoryZ58419QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-8-GLITTERY-GOLD-MINI-SKIRT_W0QQitemZ5419437257QQcategoryZ86321QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BNWT-ANN-SUMMERS-REVELING-CAMI-TOPS-SIZE-10-12_W0QQitemZ5419753663QQcategoryZ58380QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

Trinity

25-08-2005, 13:54

Omg!!!!

Jojo

25-08-2005, 13:55

Goodness me, if you look on seller's other items, she is modeling more

OMG, Check these out:rotfl:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BNWT-ANN-SUMMERS-REVELING-CAMI-TOPS-SIZE-10-12_W0QQitemZ5419753663QQcategoryZ58380QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItemOMG that last one is hilarious - I like the photo editing!!!! :rotfl: You've got to hand it to her!!!`

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 13:55

Ooooooh Muma!:rotfl: :moonie: :lol:

Jojo

25-08-2005, 13:56

Ooooooh Muma!:rotfl: :moonie: :lol::rotfl: and I am literally!!

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 13:57

:rotfl: and I am literally!!

It has made my day!:rotfl:

Jojo

25-08-2005, 13:57

And I thought I looked bad!!! :rotfl:

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 13:58

Well now you know you don't, and when you feel down about yourself, just look at ebay:rotfl:

Jojo

25-08-2005, 14:00

Oh I am definitely going to do that !!!

Meh

25-08-2005, 14:01

OMG :sick:

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 14:01

What makes me wonder is how, GR came across the picture in the first place?:hmm: :lol:

Jojo

25-08-2005, 14:02

Now there is a very good thought :hmm: :hmm: Anything you want to tell us GR?? :rotfl:

Meh

25-08-2005, 14:02

What makes me wonder is how, GR came across the picture in the first place?:hmm: :lol:

Shhhhh. Keep it quiet!

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 14:02

Now there is a very good thought :hmm: :hmm: Anything you want to tell us GR?? :rotfl:

:rotfl:

Meh

25-08-2005, 14:03

Now there is a very good thought :hmm: :hmm: Anything you want to tell us GR?? :rotfl:

I was looking to see if there was a market for soiled underwear :lol:

Not really, got it in an email

Jojo

25-08-2005, 14:04

I was looking to see if there was a market for soiled underwear :lol:

Not really, got it in an email:rotfl: Can I just say thanks - I haven't laughed as much as I have today for ages :rotfl: :bow:

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 14:04

I was looking to see if there was a market for soiled underwear :lol:

Not really, got it in an email

:lol:

Don't worry, I believe you:D

Luna

25-08-2005, 14:06

I was looking to see if there was a market for soiled underwear :lol:

Not really, got it in an email

uh hu sure you did :hmm:

Meh

25-08-2005, 14:07

:lol:

Don't worry, I believe you:D

OK, I was looking to see if there was a market for soiled underwear - makes it a bit more interesting!

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 14:10

OK, I was looking to see if there was a market for soiled underwear - makes it a bit more interesting!

:rotfl: It sure does:rotfl:

Meh

25-08-2005, 14:15

So ladies, how much would you be willing to sell your soiled underwear for? :lol:

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:06

:rotfl: :clap:

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:20

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:21

It is sick, but so funny!:rotfl:

Jojo

25-08-2005, 15:23

I just can't imagine why someone would post themselves on an auction looking like that!! Its hilarious!

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:23

It has made my day!:rotfl:

just sent the bikini too my mate as she going on her honeymoon soon thoughtbshe made need a bikini!!

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:24

I was looking to see if there was a market for soiled underwear :lol:

Not really, got it in an email

:sick: :sick:

Jade

25-08-2005, 15:25

So ladies, how much would you be willing to sell your soiled underwear for? :lol:

how much you willing to pay?

Jojo

25-08-2005, 15:26

how much you willing to pay?I was thinking that Jade....

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:27

how much you willing to pay?

are you trying to fund your decorating jade????? :rotfl:

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:27

are you trying to fund your decorating jade????? :rotfl:

It can get very expensive:rotfl:

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:28

It can get very expensive:rotfl:

was just thinking that i needed a new sofa!!!!!

Jade

25-08-2005, 15:29

are you trying to fund your decorating jade????? :rotfl:

A girls got to do what a girls got to do!!!

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:29

I need a bigger house

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:30

A girls got to do what a girls got to do!!!

:lol: :thumbsup:

Meh

25-08-2005, 15:33

how much you willing to pay?

How many skid marks are we talking? :lol:

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:34

:lol: :thumbsup:

but last night when i showed dave this pic he said that chinese men do pay for used pants!!!!!! :sick:

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:34

How many skid marks are we talking? :lol:

:sick: :rotfl:

Jojo

25-08-2005, 15:34

How many skid marks are we talking? :lol::sick: :lol: :sick: :lol: I don't know whether to laugh or throw up!!!!

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:35

but last night when i showed dave this pic he said that chinese men do pay for used pants!!!!!! :sick:
What! No way!:cartman: :sick:

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:35

How many skid marks are we talking? :lol:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Jojo

25-08-2005, 15:35

but last night when i showed dave this pic he said that chinese men do pay for used pants!!!!!! :sick::eek: :sick:

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:37

What! No way!:cartman: :sick:

yeah he said that they would buy them but they had to be used!!! he said to get him some and hed wear em to work!!!( hes a carpenter!!) they be nice and used and sweaty then!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :sick:

Jojo

25-08-2005, 15:38

yeah he said that they would buy them but they had to be used!!! he said to get him some and hed wear em to work!!!( hes a carpenter!!) they be nice and used and sweaty then!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :sick::sick: :rotfl: They do have weird and wonderful fetishes though don't they :sick: :rotfl:

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:38

Debs

25-08-2005, 15:41

OMG!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :cartman:

gross!!!! it vile!!

Dr. Tangliss

25-08-2005, 15:42

Very disgusting!

Jade

25-08-2005, 16:33

Made to order? :sick:

Jessie Wallace

26-08-2005, 13:10

It's not on there anymore.

Dr. Tangliss

26-08-2005, 15:13

Lol! It's been removed by ebay!!!!!!

Dr. Tangliss

26-08-2005, 15:15

The other links work though! Such as http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BNWT-ANN-SUMMERS-REVELING-CAMI-TOPS-SIZE-10-12_W0QQitemZ5419753663QQcategoryZ58380QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

Trinity

26-08-2005, 15:18

The other links work though! Such as http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BNWT-ANN-SUMMERS-REVELING-CAMI-TOPS-SIZE-10-12_W0QQitemZ5419753663QQcategoryZ58380QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

It says it is a size 12 - so she must be, like, an 18 at least!

Dr. Tangliss

26-08-2005, 15:19

I'd say.:sick:

Luna

26-08-2005, 15:32

Hasn't she heard of underwear???

Jojo

26-08-2005, 15:34

She would have covered more with some masking tape!! :rotfl:

Luna

26-08-2005, 15:35

it's not only that one if you go through all her items they are all like that :sick:

Dr. Tangliss

26-08-2005, 15:56

I wonder why ebay have not taken the rest of their autions off?

Jojo

26-08-2005, 16:00

The auction could have ended for that one?? :searchme:

Dr. Tangliss

26-08-2005, 16:01

Oh yes, I never thought of that! I wonder how much it finally went for, lol!?