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chance
09-08-2005, 09:49
Eugene and Kinga fell out tonight after Kinga got drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

Eugene had gone to bed early and was reading the Welcome Pack again, but Kinga wouldn't leave him alone.

First she guffed loudly then apologised. "God that stinks. I'm sorry Eugene."

Next she sang her own version of Tainted Love, right in Eugene's face. Clearly irritated, Eugene kept his patience, saying, "Very good."

Bored, Kinga opened drawers until she found something that amused her: a condom. She tried to fit it over her head with Eugene looking distinctly uncomfortable.

"Kinga, it's not funny," he said sternly.

Kinga took her find out to the pool. Eugene moved her wine to the other side of the room and muttered under his breath, "Stupid bitch."

When Kinga returned, with the condom filled with water, she was hurt that Eugene didn't want her next to him.

"I'm not that p***ed. I'm only being myself," she said. "Are you really a virgin?"

Eugene confirmed that he was, but that he would consider sex if he'd been with someone a long time.

"Have you brought condoms in here?" Kinga asked.

"No," said Eugene.

"Liar. Why are you lying?" said Kinga.

"Idiot," said Eugene.

"Who's an idiot?" asked Kinga.

"You are," he replied. "I'm not lying. I haven't brought any condoms because I don't plan on shagging anyone."

Kinga wanted to know why she was being called an idiot. Eugene said it was because he was being called a liar. When Kinga assured him she was joking, he apologised.

"It's not very nice calling people an idiot. Every one of them talks about you and I'm the only one who sticks up for you. Seems like everything they say is true," she said, before she accepted his apology and they resumed their strange and difficult friendship.

chance
09-08-2005, 09:50
she got drunk on non alcoholic wine? hmmmm

Treacle
09-08-2005, 10:00
:eek: :lol: Non-alcholic wine??? I didn't know such a thing existed! What's the point in drinking it if you're not going to get smashed? Well she obviously did but I can't imagine me ever getting drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

chance
09-08-2005, 10:07
she must have been pretending.honestly? you didnt know it existed? :eek:

Treacle
09-08-2005, 10:17
she must have been pretending.honestly? you didnt know it existed? :eek:No I didn't I'd never entertain anything that isn't alcoholic!

I'm more of a lager girl than a wine drinker anyways...

I do drink non-alcoholic drinks i.e. coke etc but I'd never drink something like non-alcoholic wine. I only found out it existed today when you posted that article :eek:

chance
09-08-2005, 10:22
lol,learn something new every day

Treacle
09-08-2005, 10:23
I'm intrigued as to what it is though :searchme:

Luna
09-08-2005, 11:16
Why pretend she got drunk when everyone knew it was non alcoholic?????

willow
09-08-2005, 15:10
i have had non alcoholic wine but it did not taste very much like wine!!!
some of the non alcoholic beers/lagers are nice

Debs
09-08-2005, 15:42
never tried the non alcholic stuff, dont see the point of it!!!

willow
09-08-2005, 20:50
i had some really nice non alcoholic lager when i was pregnant it was lovely!!!

Jade
09-08-2005, 20:53
new one on me as well non-alcholic wine.

willow
09-08-2005, 20:59
the only non alcoholic wine i have tried was horrid it was too sweet!!! not like a dessert wine but it was yuck!!!!

chance
09-08-2005, 21:21
Why pretend she got drunk when everyone knew it was non alcoholic?????
i dont think they knew it was non alcoholic they all thought they were drinking the real thing so just goes to show she was pretending

chance
09-08-2005, 21:22
never tried the non alcholic stuff, dont see the point of it!!!
so you dont get drunk of course !

Behemoth
09-08-2005, 22:55
Eugene and Kinga fell out tonight after Kinga got drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

Eugene had gone to bed early and was reading the Welcome Pack again, but Kinga wouldn't leave him alone.

First she guffed loudly then apologised. "God that stinks. I'm sorry Eugene."

Next she sang her own version of Tainted Love, right in Eugene's face. Clearly irritated, Eugene kept his patience, saying, "Very good."

Bored, Kinga opened drawers until she found something that amused her: a condom. She tried to fit it over her head with Eugene looking distinctly uncomfortable.

"Kinga, it's not funny," he said sternly.

Kinga took her find out to the pool. Eugene moved her wine to the other side of the room and muttered under his breath, "Stupid bitch."

When Kinga returned, with the condom filled with water, she was hurt that Eugene didn't want her next to him.

"I'm not that p***ed. I'm only being myself," she said. "Are you really a virgin?"

Eugene confirmed that he was, but that he would consider sex if he'd been with someone a long time.

"Have you brought condoms in here?" Kinga asked.

"No," said Eugene.

"Liar. Why are you lying?" said Kinga.

"Idiot," said Eugene.

"Who's an idiot?" asked Kinga.

"You are," he replied. "I'm not lying. I haven't brought any condoms because I don't plan on shagging anyone."

Kinga wanted to know why she was being called an idiot. Eugene said it was because he was being called a liar. When Kinga assured him she was joking, he apologised.

"It's not very nice calling people an idiot. Every one of them talks about you and I'm the only one who sticks up for you. Seems like everything they say is true," she said, before she accepted his apology and they resumed their strange and difficult friendship. That's not very nice, saying that everyone says horrible stuff about him!

Debs
09-08-2005, 22:56
so you dont get drunk of course !


i dont drink very often but if i do i want the real stuff!!

chance
09-08-2005, 23:01
yeah yeah debs,its a bender every night for you isnt it? lol :p

Debs
09-08-2005, 23:03
yeah yeah debs,its a bender every night for you isnt it? lol :p


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