Bad Wolf
04-08-2005, 13:36
>Three ducks walked into a bar. "Say, what's your name?" the
>bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your
>day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
>puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh.
>That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
>and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number
>two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day.
>I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What
>else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and
>said, "So, you must be Louie?"
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>No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."
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>bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your
>day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
>puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh.
>That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
>and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number
>two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day.
>I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What
>else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and
>said, "So, you must be Louie?"
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>No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."
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