chance
04-08-2005, 09:30
Derek was first to rise again this morning but instead of his usual cleaning ritual, he chose to shoot a few rounds in the garden and practise his task.
Shooting down and then patiently resetting the bottles, Cowboy Derek proved that he means business when it comes to the Big Brother Rodeo Show. He just needs to work on his lingo, 'oh dash' doesn't quite cut it as Cowboy talk Derek!
One eye closed and looking down the barrel, Derek shot at bottles with the Housemates' faces on. Just like the real persona, Science the bottle managed to agitate Derek. "Come on Science you stubborn boy!" Derek muttered as he relentlessly shot.
"Roberto is never a problem," Derek said to himself as he aimed at the Roberto bottle. Unfortunately, Roberto was a problem, "Third time lucky...oh dash it! Come on Roberto."
Roberto finally shot down, Derek then turned on the bottle of himself, "Come on Derek you mule, you're going too!"
After a few more rounds, Cowboy Derek downed his gun and swaggered back in to the House.
Golly Derek, you were actually getting quite good!
Shooting down and then patiently resetting the bottles, Cowboy Derek proved that he means business when it comes to the Big Brother Rodeo Show. He just needs to work on his lingo, 'oh dash' doesn't quite cut it as Cowboy talk Derek!
One eye closed and looking down the barrel, Derek shot at bottles with the Housemates' faces on. Just like the real persona, Science the bottle managed to agitate Derek. "Come on Science you stubborn boy!" Derek muttered as he relentlessly shot.
"Roberto is never a problem," Derek said to himself as he aimed at the Roberto bottle. Unfortunately, Roberto was a problem, "Third time lucky...oh dash it! Come on Roberto."
Roberto finally shot down, Derek then turned on the bottle of himself, "Come on Derek you mule, you're going too!"
After a few more rounds, Cowboy Derek downed his gun and swaggered back in to the House.
Golly Derek, you were actually getting quite good!