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chance
03-08-2005, 01:03
Derek has been attempting to teach a lumbering Eugene the fine art of skipping.

As Eugene struggled with a rope in the garden, the Housemates gathered around and laughed uproariously at his feeble attempts.

A despairing Derek advised him to speed up his rope swings, but to no avail. Makosi wondered if doing it in reverse might be easier and asked, "Can you skip backwards?"

"If you removed the word 'backwards' that's as good a question," grumbled a flustered Eugene.

Tired of the painful sight, Derek took the rope off him to give an effortless demonstration of how it should be done.

"You make it look so easy!" sighed the engineer.

"Well it is!" scoffed the Tory as the rope whirled round.

But the boffin made little improvement when the rope was handed back to him and Kinga couldn't help but snort with amusement.

"Be quiet Kinga or go back inside!" snapped trainer Derek.

Yes, Kinga pipe down! You must be making Eugene hopping mad!