chance
02-08-2005, 17:20
spotted in a toilet of a london office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
in a laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
in a london department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
in a office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
in a office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
outside a second hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING-BYCYCLES,WASHING MACHINES,ETC.WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
notice in a health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DIDNT KNOW IT THERE IS A DAYCARE CENTRE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CAN NOT READ,THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR,BELL DOESNT WORK)
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
in a laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
in a london department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
in a office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
in a office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
outside a second hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING-BYCYCLES,WASHING MACHINES,ETC.WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
notice in a health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DIDNT KNOW IT THERE IS A DAYCARE CENTRE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CAN NOT READ,THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR,BELL DOESNT WORK)