chance
31-07-2005, 09:50
Derek won the House some desperately needed loo roll, correctly guessing the answer to a question after a "schoolboy error" with the shopping list had left them short.
When Makosi went into the Diary Room she saw a pile of toilet rolls on the floor. She was asked to name a horse that Big Brother was thinking of and given three guesses.
Makosi's first guess was her father's horse, Fly Catcher. Told she was incorrect, Makosi asked for a clue.
"It's a horse," said Big Brother. And as she complained that she didn't know any horses, Big Brother told her, "You're rubbish."
Makosi left the Diary Room and told the Housemates of her failure, asking "Skippy was a kangaroo, right?"
Craig suggested "a unicorn" and "My Little Pony". He was next to the Diary Room where he guessed Black Beauty, Hidalgo and "the famous horse that used to talk, that had teeth". He returned frustrated and paperless.
Eugene's first guess was a horse "I don't know the name of but was featured in an advert for a bank".
Big Brother told him it was, "a rubbish guess and incorrect". Party Politics and White Shadow were his other incorrect guesses.
Anthony was excited by the quality quilted toilet paper on offer and gave it his all. Big Brother was his first guess and Brutus The Bear his second. Big Brother pointed out that Brutus The Bear was a bear. His final guess was Sandy from Dogtanian.
The hopes of the House rested on Derek's broad shoulders. He told Big Brother that his fellow Housemates needed wipes more than him because they, "speak a lot of ******* as well".
But he correctly guessed Big Brother was thinking of Silver and emerged triumphant, the House hero.
He told the others he'd guessed at John Wayne's horse. "Who's John Wayne?" asked Makosi.
Oh dear...
When Makosi went into the Diary Room she saw a pile of toilet rolls on the floor. She was asked to name a horse that Big Brother was thinking of and given three guesses.
Makosi's first guess was her father's horse, Fly Catcher. Told she was incorrect, Makosi asked for a clue.
"It's a horse," said Big Brother. And as she complained that she didn't know any horses, Big Brother told her, "You're rubbish."
Makosi left the Diary Room and told the Housemates of her failure, asking "Skippy was a kangaroo, right?"
Craig suggested "a unicorn" and "My Little Pony". He was next to the Diary Room where he guessed Black Beauty, Hidalgo and "the famous horse that used to talk, that had teeth". He returned frustrated and paperless.
Eugene's first guess was a horse "I don't know the name of but was featured in an advert for a bank".
Big Brother told him it was, "a rubbish guess and incorrect". Party Politics and White Shadow were his other incorrect guesses.
Anthony was excited by the quality quilted toilet paper on offer and gave it his all. Big Brother was his first guess and Brutus The Bear his second. Big Brother pointed out that Brutus The Bear was a bear. His final guess was Sandy from Dogtanian.
The hopes of the House rested on Derek's broad shoulders. He told Big Brother that his fellow Housemates needed wipes more than him because they, "speak a lot of ******* as well".
But he correctly guessed Big Brother was thinking of Silver and emerged triumphant, the House hero.
He told the others he'd guessed at John Wayne's horse. "Who's John Wayne?" asked Makosi.
Oh dear...