chance
30-07-2005, 08:59
After a week of bickering, Craig offered Anthony an olive branch. They got down to some good old blokes talk about erm, balls.
Having assumed their usual positions on the sofa, the boys sipped back some beers and reaffirmed their friendship with a very personal conversation.
"Our arguments do us good sometimes," Craig said. "No they don't I'm sick of them," Anthony replied. "There's no more happening I'm telling ya!"
Happy that they were friends again and very comfortable in Anthony's company, Craig declared, "I've got itchy balls tonight? Ouch! Do you ever get that when they really itch sometimes?"
"Good old sweaty b******s?" Anthony asked between swigs of beer.
"Not sweaty, just itchy," Craig replied and Anthony agreed, "Why aye!"
"Bit annoying in it?" Craig moaned but Anthony disagreed, "There's nowt better than a good old fondle down below mate!"
Craig then took the conversation a step lower, asking Anthony a series of very intimate questions about his sexual experiences. A blushing Anthony struggled to answer managing only to produce a feeble 'erm'. Bless.
My, my, how very personal! Maybe Anthony would prefer the bickering after all.
Having assumed their usual positions on the sofa, the boys sipped back some beers and reaffirmed their friendship with a very personal conversation.
"Our arguments do us good sometimes," Craig said. "No they don't I'm sick of them," Anthony replied. "There's no more happening I'm telling ya!"
Happy that they were friends again and very comfortable in Anthony's company, Craig declared, "I've got itchy balls tonight? Ouch! Do you ever get that when they really itch sometimes?"
"Good old sweaty b******s?" Anthony asked between swigs of beer.
"Not sweaty, just itchy," Craig replied and Anthony agreed, "Why aye!"
"Bit annoying in it?" Craig moaned but Anthony disagreed, "There's nowt better than a good old fondle down below mate!"
Craig then took the conversation a step lower, asking Anthony a series of very intimate questions about his sexual experiences. A blushing Anthony struggled to answer managing only to produce a feeble 'erm'. Bless.
My, my, how very personal! Maybe Anthony would prefer the bickering after all.