chance
29-07-2005, 23:40
Eugene has been treating the House to his special brand of humour tonight, with mixed responses from Housemates.
Perhaps it's eviction night nerves, but he's been talking Anthony's ears off, leaving him with a blank expression and a yearning for Craig to return and tell him how hard done by he is.
Makosi announced she was referring to herself as Polly, while she had straight hair. Eugene saw a comedy opening.
"If your name's Polly, what do they say to you when you're just about to make a cup of tea?"
"Put the kettle on?" guessed Makosi.
Eugene roared with laughter at the cunning comic trap he had set her.
"He gets so excited," said Craig, utterly bemused.
I thought that was very good," said Eugene, who then told a story about a friend who used to say "Polly, put the *******er on." It was, Eugene, said "Funny, but highly inappropriate."
Eugene then showed his talent for impersonation with the most dreadful Cilla Black impression ever heard.
"That is the most dreadful Cilla Black impression I've ever heard," said Craig.
Housemates had complained about the temperature in the House and some suggested it was below zero. But the Housemates discomfort was just another feeder line for the House funny guy.
"We should go on a minus strike," he said. Below zero, minus. Geddit?
"My middle name should be humour," concluded Eugene, working on the so bad, it's good, school of comedy.
You've got to laugh...
Perhaps it's eviction night nerves, but he's been talking Anthony's ears off, leaving him with a blank expression and a yearning for Craig to return and tell him how hard done by he is.
Makosi announced she was referring to herself as Polly, while she had straight hair. Eugene saw a comedy opening.
"If your name's Polly, what do they say to you when you're just about to make a cup of tea?"
"Put the kettle on?" guessed Makosi.
Eugene roared with laughter at the cunning comic trap he had set her.
"He gets so excited," said Craig, utterly bemused.
I thought that was very good," said Eugene, who then told a story about a friend who used to say "Polly, put the *******er on." It was, Eugene, said "Funny, but highly inappropriate."
Eugene then showed his talent for impersonation with the most dreadful Cilla Black impression ever heard.
"That is the most dreadful Cilla Black impression I've ever heard," said Craig.
Housemates had complained about the temperature in the House and some suggested it was below zero. But the Housemates discomfort was just another feeder line for the House funny guy.
"We should go on a minus strike," he said. Below zero, minus. Geddit?
"My middle name should be humour," concluded Eugene, working on the so bad, it's good, school of comedy.
You've got to laugh...