Abi
29-07-2005, 16:48
A rogue group of Housemates boasting excellent literacy skills have united to bring an end to bad spelling the world over. They're going to start with Anthony and his C and K confusion.
Hapless Anthony's failure to correctly spell bacon, waffle and pineapple on yesterday's shopping list has caused widespread consternation, not to mention scorn, amongst the stronger spellers in the House.
"His stupidity annoys me," Derek said, wrinkling his nose in distaste. "He is getting on my nerves."
The Housemates recalled yesterday's shopping list when Anthony had spelled bacon with a K and struggled to correctly spell the name of his favourite brand of orange juice.
"He spelt waffle, w-a-f-f-e-l!" Kemal squawked.
Poor spelling is just one entry on a long list of crimes against communication Anthony is accused of. According to Makosi, he also overuses words such as "um" and "like" and is also a terrible storyteller.
Derek thinks Anthony's innate self-importance is to blame. "When you're so consumed all the time thinking about yourself it means you're not absorbing things around you," he mused.
"How can you eat bacon every day and not know how to spell it?" he asked.
"God forbid we ask him to spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism'," Kemal huffed.
We struggled with 'pineapple'...
Hapless Anthony's failure to correctly spell bacon, waffle and pineapple on yesterday's shopping list has caused widespread consternation, not to mention scorn, amongst the stronger spellers in the House.
"His stupidity annoys me," Derek said, wrinkling his nose in distaste. "He is getting on my nerves."
The Housemates recalled yesterday's shopping list when Anthony had spelled bacon with a K and struggled to correctly spell the name of his favourite brand of orange juice.
"He spelt waffle, w-a-f-f-e-l!" Kemal squawked.
Poor spelling is just one entry on a long list of crimes against communication Anthony is accused of. According to Makosi, he also overuses words such as "um" and "like" and is also a terrible storyteller.
Derek thinks Anthony's innate self-importance is to blame. "When you're so consumed all the time thinking about yourself it means you're not absorbing things around you," he mused.
"How can you eat bacon every day and not know how to spell it?" he asked.
"God forbid we ask him to spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism'," Kemal huffed.
We struggled with 'pineapple'...