Debs
28-07-2005, 21:34
Being released from his sparse cell to the comfort of the Big Brother House has not cheered Derek in the slightest. He would rather be on his own in a room with nothing, he told Big Brother.
"I've been back in the House for five or six hours. I'm already feeling I wish I hadn't returned. The solitude and the silence is something I haven't known for nine weeks now and it was really, really beautiful. What isn't beautiful is to hear all those ugly voices again, all spatting at each other over the penultimate shopping list," he said in a Diary Room chat.
"In my ignorance I thought the Big Brother House would be like a four star hotel, but when I arrived I soon realised it had no stars," he complained.
Derek had heard about Anthony's upchuck shame last night and was not impressed. "It's bad manners to come to someone else's house and vomit on their furniture," he informed Big Brother. Where does he get these crazy social rules from?
"I'm glad he had to clean it, though I suspect Craig did most of it," he continued. "I wish I had the good luck to acquire a valet."
It's hard to get the staff, isn't it, Derek?
"I've been back in the House for five or six hours. I'm already feeling I wish I hadn't returned. The solitude and the silence is something I haven't known for nine weeks now and it was really, really beautiful. What isn't beautiful is to hear all those ugly voices again, all spatting at each other over the penultimate shopping list," he said in a Diary Room chat.
"In my ignorance I thought the Big Brother House would be like a four star hotel, but when I arrived I soon realised it had no stars," he complained.
Derek had heard about Anthony's upchuck shame last night and was not impressed. "It's bad manners to come to someone else's house and vomit on their furniture," he informed Big Brother. Where does he get these crazy social rules from?
"I'm glad he had to clean it, though I suspect Craig did most of it," he continued. "I wish I had the good luck to acquire a valet."
It's hard to get the staff, isn't it, Derek?