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chance
28-07-2005, 15:31
Derek's back in the House and he's brought with him the results of this week's spy task.

He could have abseiled in on a cheese wire, come up through the pool in full diving gear or disguised himself as Makosi's afro, but Derek chose the rather more normal route of the Diary Room door to make his return to the House.

Derek brought some super news with him from Big Brother. A laminate explained that for this week's REAL task one Housemate was working as a double agent and had sole responsibility for passing the task.

We all know it was Kemal, but the Housemates thought it was Del Boy. Fortunately the Housemates' rubbish detective skills mean that they have passed this week's task.

Celebrating their good fortune everyone tried to uncover the real agent. "Who was it?" Craig asked, staring around in wonder.

But Big Brother's laminate had signed off with this piece of advice. "Remember, a good spy will guard their secrets with their lives."

Looks like Double Agent Kemal will be staying undercover for the foreseeable future...