Debs
27-07-2005, 12:51
Craig has been relishing the thought of buying a new and improved body when he gets out of the House.
"I can't wait to have my *******ing collagen infills," the hairdresser sighed.
But that was just the tip of the iceberg as he had a whole list of treatments lined up. "Dermabrasion, chemical peel, body wrap, liposuction, tit reduction, tit implants," he rambled, adding, "I'm getting male breast implants!"
Anthony's eyes bulged in terror at the idea. "You're deadly serious?" he gasped in horror. "You're going to get completely cut apart, stuff put into you, stuff took out of you! Why don't you just go to the gym for a year?"
"I can't wait a year though!" whined Craig, sprawled out on his bed.
Disgusted by his friend's lack of motivation, Anthony sniffed, "Well I feel that's pathetic."
Better hit the treadmill Craig...
"I can't wait to have my *******ing collagen infills," the hairdresser sighed.
But that was just the tip of the iceberg as he had a whole list of treatments lined up. "Dermabrasion, chemical peel, body wrap, liposuction, tit reduction, tit implants," he rambled, adding, "I'm getting male breast implants!"
Anthony's eyes bulged in terror at the idea. "You're deadly serious?" he gasped in horror. "You're going to get completely cut apart, stuff put into you, stuff took out of you! Why don't you just go to the gym for a year?"
"I can't wait a year though!" whined Craig, sprawled out on his bed.
Disgusted by his friend's lack of motivation, Anthony sniffed, "Well I feel that's pathetic."
Better hit the treadmill Craig...