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chance
26-07-2005, 10:13
The Housemates all gathered in the bedroom and told ghost stories, but Anthony had a tale to trump them all.

Makosi started, insisting it was a true story, with a tale from her homeland of Zimbabwe. It was a rather nice variation on the classic man meets woman, then goes back to her house to see her again the next day, only to be told that she had died five years ago.

Orlaith was taken in, and then told her story which she also insisted was true, but nobody spotted that it was suspiciously similar to the story Makosi had just told. However, Craig was spooked and gave out a shriek that could have woken the dead.

Then Anthony caught them all out with an absolute corker...

"I was driving near to where I live and picked up this hitchhiker," he began. "As we were going along I noticed that he looked a bit suspicious and had something in his bag so I said to him 'I'm feeling uncomfortable, what's in your bag?' And he replied 'it's got ******* all to do with you', so I just left it..."

The captivated Housemates all leaned in a bit closer as he continued.

"A bit later I said, 'look seriously, what's in the bag?' and again he said 'it's got *******all to do with you', so I didn't know what to do..."

There were gasps of horror from the enthralled listeners at the terrifying predicament the Geordie was in.

"Further on I asked him once more and he snapped 'do not ask again, it's got ******* all to do with you' so I pulled over and told him to get out. He got out, but left the bag in my car..."

"What was in the bag?" Derek asked with a trembling voice.

Anthony replied: "It's got ******* all to do with you!"

chance
26-07-2005, 10:14
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