chance
25-07-2005, 23:13
A kitty-clueless Kemal curled up on the Diary Room chair to quiz Big Brother on the dangers of the House's latest, fluffiest arrival.
"I'm a bit scared of that little thing," whispered Kemal. "I don't like animals. Does it bite? Does it have fleas?"
Big Brother assured the lily-livered belly dancer that the little puss is fully House trained. "But it makes me a little jumpy," he confided. "Is it a girl?"
"Have you tried checking," whispered back Big Brother to a visibly worried Kemal, who replied: "Do you think I'd get that close? It could bite me. It's already tried to eat Craig's trousers."
"I've hidden my gold stiletto shoes. I'm not letting that little thing eat my eviction outfit. I don't trust it," rambled the lad in panic.
Exhibiting further signs of paranoia, the 19-year-old went on: "In this House everyone's got a game plan. Even the cat. I'm evicting it in nominations next week."
Looks like it's curtains for you, puss.
"I'm a bit scared of that little thing," whispered Kemal. "I don't like animals. Does it bite? Does it have fleas?"
Big Brother assured the lily-livered belly dancer that the little puss is fully House trained. "But it makes me a little jumpy," he confided. "Is it a girl?"
"Have you tried checking," whispered back Big Brother to a visibly worried Kemal, who replied: "Do you think I'd get that close? It could bite me. It's already tried to eat Craig's trousers."
"I've hidden my gold stiletto shoes. I'm not letting that little thing eat my eviction outfit. I don't trust it," rambled the lad in panic.
Exhibiting further signs of paranoia, the 19-year-old went on: "In this House everyone's got a game plan. Even the cat. I'm evicting it in nominations next week."
Looks like it's curtains for you, puss.