Jade
24-07-2005, 22:23
Craig divulged yet more deviance in a bedroom conversation with Derek when he suddenly announced: "I need a physical fight when I come out of here. I need a really aggressive sexual experience!"
"That could be easily arranged," interrupted Del Boy with a nod and a wink.
Egged on, Craig continued: "I think I might have to turn to domination. I'm gonna be a bondage master. I'll turn up at the [end of show] party in a leather catsuit and a gas mask."
A tumbleweed-filled minute later, hints of last night's tomfoolery took over from his fetish fantasies. "I've got memory loss from last night," he lamented
I could remind you of a few things," offered Derek. "You were a nightmare, completely unruly, disgraceful. You absolutely, in one single evening, shamed the entire county of Norfolk. I know. I can speak for them."
Don't hold back Derek, tell us what you REALLY think.
"I wasn't that bad, was I?" asked Craig.
And the confessions continued as the Tory broke into a love-lorn ditty, singing: "When I get out I want my tea made by a hunk early in the morning and last thing at night."
A boy can but dream...
"That could be easily arranged," interrupted Del Boy with a nod and a wink.
Egged on, Craig continued: "I think I might have to turn to domination. I'm gonna be a bondage master. I'll turn up at the [end of show] party in a leather catsuit and a gas mask."
A tumbleweed-filled minute later, hints of last night's tomfoolery took over from his fetish fantasies. "I've got memory loss from last night," he lamented
I could remind you of a few things," offered Derek. "You were a nightmare, completely unruly, disgraceful. You absolutely, in one single evening, shamed the entire county of Norfolk. I know. I can speak for them."
Don't hold back Derek, tell us what you REALLY think.
"I wasn't that bad, was I?" asked Craig.
And the confessions continued as the Tory broke into a love-lorn ditty, singing: "When I get out I want my tea made by a hunk early in the morning and last thing at night."
A boy can but dream...